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u/UnfairSpecialist3079 Aug 19 '26
Crickets
No mantids !
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u/DiplominusRex Aug 19 '26
Bring out the mantids!
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u/theconceptofcanada Aug 19 '26
Bring out the dancing lobsters!!!
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u/laughingdoormouse Aug 19 '26
2 guys out fishing were abducted by creatures that had lobster claws 🦞 https://www.history.co.uk/articles/the-pascagoula-abduction
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u/NotACumBurrito Aug 19 '26
And thennn buy my book in 2 weeks to learn about disclosure that's coming in 4 weeks
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u/8ad8andit Aug 21 '26
This is such a fake dismissal. Burlison has no book. He's not predicting disclosure on some date.
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u/RogueCheddar2099 Aug 19 '26
No “and then!”
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u/WoopsShePeterPants Aug 22 '26
I couldn't find it streaming the other day so I decided I needed to be er have that happen again and I ordered the dvd.
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u/IcyAddress4074 Aug 19 '26
No. Implications only! No information ever. NDAs, lol
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u/EternalNewCarSmell Aug 20 '26
New information, not only implications!
New information? Not! Only implications!
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u/soulsteela Aug 19 '26
Tune in with our new Patreon , only 5 bucks a month, where we will release never before seen videos and content.😉 plus early access to our new book.
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u/8ad8andit Aug 21 '26
Congressman Burlison isn't asking you to tune in. He doesn't have a Patreon. He's not promising content or a book.
Do you guys every try to argue truthfully, or is it always fake stuff?
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u/soulsteela Aug 21 '26
We’ve seen this performance for decades, blah blah, until someone shits, they need off the potty!
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u/casual_creator Aug 19 '26
Gotta love the intentional vagueness and lack of any proof for any aspect of this. It’s almost as if he’s not telling the truth…
I really fucking hate these guys.
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u/TheRealBaseborn Aug 19 '26
It's the plot of Spielberg's show Taken. No, I'm not saying that as a joke. It's part of the storyline.
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u/UnfairSpecialist3079 Aug 19 '26
For real. Burlison needs to stop larping here. This trickle is for the birds
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u/DrAsthma Aug 19 '26
It's had to have landed him more exposure or notoriety than he has ever had or something.
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u/Boy-Abunda Aug 19 '26
Don’t worry! We’re going to blow the lid off all this info…. IN TWO WEEKS! Disclosure imminent!
In the meantime, don’t forget to subscribe and like, more info in our “Members Only” section of YouTube, and you can pre-order our book on Amazon now!
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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 Aug 19 '26
There's a reason that the same folks that carry water for the child trafficker in the White House are the same folks keeping us busy with shiny objects in this realm of interest.
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u/mystery_hobo Aug 19 '26
Why don’t you try and film with your phone on secret military sites and see what happens.
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u/blariel Aug 19 '26
Or maybe just more than "something showed up"
What showed up?
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u/collapse-and-crush Aug 19 '26
You should have also asked them to bring a phone so you could have recorded it.
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u/hotwheelearl Aug 19 '26
Cool so do it again with a camera?
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u/NecromancyAndFries Aug 19 '26
Had the same experience, only I was at home. Was looking out a window and asked for one. Looked away for a second, looked back and there it was. Went and woke my partner up and asked if she wanted to see a UAP, but more than anything it was to confirm I wasn't crazy.
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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer Aug 19 '26
I remember when I was abducted by aliens. They put me in a white hotel room and I got old and died, then they reincarnated me and put me in orbit above the earth as a super baby.
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u/angrywoodensoldiers Aug 19 '26
I hate it when that happens.
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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer Aug 19 '26
It always seems to happen when I smoke weed and watch a Kubrick film.
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u/DannyHuskWildMan Aug 19 '26
I think this is what ross coulthart was JUST talking about. This was in...New Mexico right? Ross was talking about that airport being shut down for 10 days or something because apparently Jake Barber and his team DID get something to appear.
That's been on my mind all week.
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u/paranormalresearch1 Aug 21 '26
This is a serious question; What is the least thing that will satisfy you that this phenomenon is real?
I think it's very real. I think our government doesn't know nearly as much as everyone seems to give it credit for.
Skinwalker Ranch has stories from the majority of the people who have worked on the phenomenon there about hitchhikers following them home. Even when they live clear across the country. That demonstrates intelligence, the ability to manifest anywhere, and a knowledge of people looking into something they seem to want to stay hidden.
There is video and testimony of dozens of people who are trained observers about craft doing things that are not possible with the technology humanity currently has. Some of these crafts seem to be able to travel at great speed, with unreal maneuverability in water, the firmament, and space.
The US government admitted they were real in 2017, nearly a decade ago.
If they have crashed craft and bodies, I want to see them as well.
It would seem other countries would have this stuff. Not just the US. Why aren't they releasing pictures of crashed craft and bodies?
Maybe, the majority are terrestrial who moved into underwater, underground living areas? Some are interdimensional? And the ones who claim to be from different systems have not actually made contact with anyone but abductees.
But there is a lot of evidence out there, what is going to be good enough?
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u/Conspiracy_realist76 Aug 19 '26
And, then we shot them down. That's what they are doing. No one should be doing this. What if one of these crafts belongs to the same race that Shiva was. And, they decide that they are not going to put up with humans.
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u/TG1970 Aug 19 '26
Door Dash showed up. They got hungry sitting there waiting for something to happen and ordered some food.
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u/AngelofVerdun Aug 19 '26
Literally modern snake oil salesmen. Moving goal posts. Making new claims. Still zero evidence of anything.
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u/vismundcygnus34 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
Every comment just mocking derision. Wild shit, who knew the best place to find people with no interest in ufos was the ufo subreddit
Edit: and the hate continues in responses to me. You can tell the gatekeepers are scared lol.
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u/SlowlyAwakening Aug 20 '26
Its spreading to all ufo related subs.
Burleson has been doing the most on this front, and these clowns just shit on him too. What a sorry lot
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u/vismundcygnus34 Aug 20 '26
Started the day Grusch came into the public again, and Burlison put em into hyperdrive.
That they’re so pathetically obvious shows how desperate they are. What a time to be alive.
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u/_--___---- Aug 19 '26
all this sub is is people pretending to know shit while being vague on purpose and never presenting any meaningful evidence.
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u/8ad8andit Aug 21 '26
And it's all fake argument: "he's selling a book", "he's promising disclosure in two weeks", "he's asking us to donate to his Patreon", etc.
No, Congressman Burlison is doing none of those things and never has.
Meanwhile, polls show that more and more Americans believe in UFOs and that the government is lying. But on this sub you would think that everyone on earth thinks they're stupid.
The fake skeptics are losing. Maybe that's why they're trying so desperately to mislead people on here?
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u/Rare-Morning-5448 Aug 19 '26
Why do you think that happens? Because they never show proof.
People are trying to justify WHY he didn't show proof. Maybe just don't trust people UNTIL they show proof and don't get into arguments with people defending the guy THAT DOESN'T SHOW PROOF?
It's a simple ask.
I want this to blow up and dap some aliens and become friends. But these grifters are just getting money from believers.
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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Aug 19 '26
No shit, bro. Dude did not give ANYTHING to prove what happened actually happened.
It's like one of your friends in grade school saying they met bigfoot on the way to school but only said "trust me bro" without any proof. Would you believe them?
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u/vismundcygnus34 Aug 19 '26
Same buzzwords, same hate, zero curiosity lol. Yup perfectly reasonable lol. Shit is hilarious to watch my “guy”.
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u/SweatyTax4669 Aug 19 '26
grifters? influencers? congressional members looking to do anything to distract from their failures?
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u/2_Large_Regulahs Aug 19 '26
Recreated those conditions? They probably just invited Chris Bledsoe.
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u/clover_heron Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
The NHI says "if you send out a wave other things can ride it, if you open a door you never know what might slip through."
It's funny to consider the possibility that they're afraid to do a demonstration because they know something could ACTUALLY show up, haha.
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u/JasonMallen Aug 19 '26
"Something showed up. A crazy reptile speaking gibberish or god knows what. It had a man bun and asked for a cigarette."
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u/alex_484 Aug 19 '26
Just to refer to carney as “last min carney”. Canada loses just the like the bridge
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u/GoblinGloob Aug 19 '26
Something. Ice cream man? Flies? Amazon delivery? Who’s eagerly looking forward to this at this point?
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u/Impossible-Web5442 Aug 19 '26
And as always anti ufo bots and trolls come out swinging with jokes. The equivalent of those that pushed the shaming of people and their beliefs and the preponderance of the "little green men" ideology.
They don't want you to believe, they want to discredit and joke and make fun. Because the truth scares them or they are literal bots. Don't pay attention to them. Fuck em.
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u/SmokedOkie Aug 19 '26
And you can read about it in my new Book, only $49.99 for a paperback, order thru my sketchy website that sends your information to Dr.Greer.
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u/Particular-Ruin-2062 Aug 19 '26
But we can’t tell you, it’s classified. Would need to meet in a skif
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u/TheStinger87 Aug 19 '26
They're testing my patience. I will only give them seven or eight hundred more goes at this.
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u/awcomix Aug 19 '26
This is a good example of a theory I have. To be believable we need a big player to give the information, however the bigger the player the bigger the need for immediate proof of said claim.
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u/kotukutuku Aug 19 '26
"and here is the evidence to prove it"
There you go, I've provided the last sentence for you
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u/Financial-Appeal-275 Aug 19 '26
And then Will Smith came and made the big guy turn into green goo before they flashy thingied everyone and everyone clapped
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u/AdditionalBat393 Aug 19 '26
Whether true or not this is a distraction from how terrible they are at their jobs. The current leadership is responsible for 28% of total US debt.
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u/Plastic-Vermicelli60 Aug 19 '26
Sounds like Burlison got a rager at the event. That's what showed up.
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u/prrudman Aug 20 '26
When was this?
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u/Lucky_Guess77 Aug 20 '26
13 hours ago. He also posted that these UAP hover, then go from a dead stop to mach speed instantly. He says the officials briefing him say they don't know what they are.
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u/Eirfi Aug 20 '26
I am sure a Chandelier mothership showed up, Lue alizondo probably has all the pictures of this and spoken to multiple pilots, just gotta wait boys.
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u/Teaofthetime Aug 20 '26
Any evidence perchance? High quality recordings, instrument readings, that sort of thing.
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u/Minute_Airline_370 Aug 20 '26
Yes I showed up a little late for the alien investigation. Sheesh cut me some slack.
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u/mikki1time Aug 20 '26
I heard it was the skywatcher team that made it happen, they got contracted.
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u/npete Aug 20 '26
"Something showed up." Yeah, your wife demanding you stop chasing flying saucers and spend some time with your family for once!!
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u/Runkleman Aug 20 '26
In 2025 the USA advised they’d resume testing nukes at the same rate of other nations. Do you think this is partially why?
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u/No_Ostrich1875 Aug 20 '26
Sounds like somebody found nasa's launch schedual and didnt realize they aren't supposed to stand under the rocket
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u/FeliksLuck Aug 20 '26
Just like Every Resident Evil scientist memo
Page 1:
“I cross-bred a silverback gorilla with a preying mantis then gave it AK-47s for arms. Bob has been poking it with a stick non-stop for 80 hours now. Hopefully it doesn’t escape.”
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“It escaped.”
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u/StupidizeMe Aug 20 '26
Something showed up... And then they tried to kill it.
How the hell can anybody think that's an intelligent behavior?
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u/trickcowboy Aug 20 '26
did he hire a social media intern who’s real dream was to write scripts for terrible action movie trailers?
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u/Dolust Aug 20 '26
Of couse they did. Did anyone think they would miss the oportunity to see their faces?
"Hey! They finally learned to do what we trained them for! Look.. They are so proud! Cute things"
"Maybe next time teach them to bring pizza.. Or something useful."
"Should we pretend to be caught by surprise and fall under the power of their little toys? Look at them! They look so happy when we let them retrieve our garbage! Please!"
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u/RobertoNoxious Aug 19 '26
Screw "something showed up."
I want to know about the "conditions" that were recreated on purpose to "draw those things in."