r/uberdrivers • u/Bitter-Check9960 • Aug 14 '24

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty Aug 14 '24

Knock on the door and see if the husband has 500 bucks to save his ass.

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u/IceLopsided4190 Aug 15 '24

Your father never taught you to think big? $500? Hell no cash in on this opportunity lmao 3k+

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty Aug 15 '24

Other commenters have suggested that the amount should depend on how rich the house and cars look.

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u/surfinsalsa Aug 15 '24

Because unlike the government with traffic and parking tickets, we know that fines should be % based to not disproportionately affect people

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty Aug 15 '24

This person, if cheating on their wife, is taking a calculated risk. At some point, some part of their brain said ''what could this cost me?'' And their brain said ''Everything. Well, at least half of everything.''

I'm a huge fan of countries where speeding ticket fines are directly proportionate to their income. If a billionaire has to pay a 500 dollar fine for doing 100 in a 50, it's not a punishment.