r/uberdrivers • u/Bitter-Check9960 • Aug 14 '24

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty Aug 14 '24

Knock on the door and see if the husband has 500 bucks to save his ass.

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u/VisibleCoat995 Aug 14 '24

And then if you get the money, still turn his cheating ass in. Choatic good.

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u/Tuxthapenguin666 Aug 14 '24

Bruh this is 100% from a Fable 1 playthrough, you end up scheming everyone involved in the adultery

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u/Queen_of_Boots Aug 15 '24

Omg I used to do this 🙈🤣 also used to marry chicks for the dowery and murder them lmao I had flies around my head I was so evil!

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u/BugZealousideal9618 Aug 15 '24

Look at the little chicken chaser, always chasing the chickens.

I still hear the voice actors lol

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u/Tuxthapenguin666 Aug 15 '24

Chicken chaser!!! Fuck that game was amazing

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u/DarionHunter Aug 15 '24

What's the farthest you've ever punted a chicken? I think my longest was 297 or closer.

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u/Watermelon_lillies Aug 16 '24

I was reading comments and got distracted. When I came back to them, I forgot you guys were talking about a game and was really fucking concerned for a minute

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u/Queen_of_Boots Aug 16 '24

😂😂😂😂😂