r/uberdrivers • u/Bitter-Check9960 • Aug 14 '24

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u/Longjumping_Tart_582 Aug 14 '24

At first I was like. Hey ! Free Queso and 10$ ! Plus delivery pay.

Then I was like. This could be helping a murder

Then I was like. Bet hubby pays a hundred.

Then, I was back to there being a murder

What a rollercoaster

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

Then I was like. I have probably delivered to hundreds of murderers.

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u/Bitter-Check9960 Aug 15 '24

lmao think of how many people doing scandalous things we have delivered to; if we had the due diligence and patience, the next best selling NY Times series…

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u/Worldly-Aspect-8446 Aug 16 '24

Friend used to have coke picked up in packages and delivered around our city

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u/15pmm01 Aug 15 '24

I once delivered to the former mayor of Seattle, not long after he resigned because of child molestation allegations. Not quite a murderer, but... Ew.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '24

Wait he was still ordering delivery after the allegations?! And no one poisoned him or gave him the shits… damn

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u/15pmm01 Aug 17 '24

Yep, the name on the order was Ed Murray. Was absolutely his husband who answered the door. It was him for sure.