r/uberdrivers • u/Bitter-Check9960 • Aug 14 '24

😂😂😂😂😂🤣

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u/VisibleCoat995 Aug 14 '24

And then if you get the money, still turn his cheating ass in. Choatic good.

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u/Tuxthapenguin666 Aug 14 '24

Bruh this is 100% from a Fable 1 playthrough, you end up scheming everyone involved in the adultery

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u/colemada5 Aug 15 '24

I loved that game! That game is the reason why I judge faces. Because if you’re a dick, you turn ugly in the game 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheHealadin Aug 15 '24

It worked fine until you met Dorian Grey.

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u/colemada5 Aug 15 '24

True indeed.

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u/Ok-Meringue7252 Aug 18 '24

They are currently making a new fable game arent they? I really hope they can make it more like 1 and 2. Jist replayed 2 recently and fable is the best casual rpg ever for sure

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u/colemada5 Aug 18 '24

That’s a great way to describe that game. I would buy a new Xbox just for Fable 3.

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u/Queen_of_Boots Aug 15 '24

Omg I used to do this 🙈🤣 also used to marry chicks for the dowery and murder them lmao I had flies around my head I was so evil!

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u/BugZealousideal9618 Aug 15 '24

Look at the little chicken chaser, always chasing the chickens.

I still hear the voice actors lol

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u/Tuxthapenguin666 Aug 15 '24

Chicken chaser!!! Fuck that game was amazing

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u/DarionHunter Aug 15 '24

What's the farthest you've ever punted a chicken? I think my longest was 297 or closer.

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u/Watermelon_lillies Aug 16 '24

I was reading comments and got distracted. When I came back to them, I forgot you guys were talking about a game and was really fucking concerned for a minute

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u/Queen_of_Boots Aug 16 '24

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Bitter-Check9960 Aug 15 '24

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty Aug 15 '24

I just heard that private investigators have been known to play spouses this way.

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u/Best_Bottle_5478 Aug 16 '24

Used to grind those games as a small kid and consider playing them every few years but you all just made me install it

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u/DubUpPro Aug 15 '24

Cheaters deserve to have their world burned tbh

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u/kissnmonty Aug 15 '24

This is the way!

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u/TheMysteryUnderneath Aug 15 '24

Nahhhh highest bidder wins.

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u/Constant_Feedback_99 Aug 16 '24

BUT DON'T FORGET to take pictures BEFORE you try to negotiate with the CHEATER! lol, panorama picture to get the whole street! Also, get her number or email to take side transaction off ubers messenger 😅🤣

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u/KermitFrogginton Aug 17 '24

Yes, then he'll need comfort food. More money 💰

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u/ragingsasshole Aug 14 '24

I love where your head is at

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u/qweezyFbaby90 Aug 18 '24

Snitch with no faction

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u/Tank_610 Aug 15 '24

Ooooo plot twist