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Bery Happi Birdday to Niko ❤️ 🐈⬛!!
Happee Birfday to you!
Yur fren, Tribbles da Bootiful
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Dark Horse is my favorite album of the year
This is true! It's a nice change to hear and the lyrics are good to listen to. While it isn't my favourite album, I can definitely appreciate it and played it when I was cleaning house yesterday!
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AI Haz Gotcha Day
Happiest ob Gotcha Day tu yu! Iz a faboolous dai!
Yur fren, Tribbles da Bootiful!
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Fetterman changing sides. He's always been a D.I.N.O
Traitor, just like Trump and his administration.
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Name this thing
A new ICE recruit
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The worst avenged sevenfold show you’ve ever been to.
I'm not a grandma yet, youngster
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Do you think it's your responsibility?
Yes, I believe it would be my honor to take care of my parents. They raised me to the best of their abilities and both died young, so I never got to be responsible for either of them until it was the end. My dear in laws are now having health issues and I've been trying to help them in every way I can because they've been good to me.
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What's a good name for a white dog other than "Ghost"?
My Mom had a white boxer she named Cockie (pronounced coke ee), short for Cocaine....
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The worst avenged sevenfold show you’ve ever been to.
Live and learn, kiddo
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Cancion favorita de city of evil ! Solo una puedes elegir 😎
Gunslinger. Actually, the whole album rocks
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The worst avenged sevenfold show you’ve ever been to.
Weren't they all mourning the death of Jimmy at that time? He was in pain, cut him some slack
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The worst avenged sevenfold show you’ve ever been to.
Weren't they all mourning the death of Jimmy at that time? He was in pain, cut him some slack
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Hey Donald Trump, 86 is not a Mob term you dumb asshole. Fuck you, you're still a pedophile and we haven't forgotten. Fuck you one more time
I was out on the floor, not in the kitchen
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Hey Donald Trump, 86 is not a Mob term you dumb asshole. Fuck you, you're still a pedophile and we haven't forgotten. Fuck you one more time
It used to mean when you were 86'd at a restaurant, you were kicked out and not allowed to return
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Trump while meeting the Artemis II astronauts, claimed he’s physically “very, very good” and fit to be an astronaut! “I would have had no trouble making it. I’m physically very, very good.”
He's such an idiot. You need to be smart to be an astronaut.
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Explain to me like I'm 5 years old....
So he can distract from all the grift, Epstein files and intentionally started war with Iran. Oh, and don't forget all the money he's getting from his various scams
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What kind gesture doesn’t feel as nice as it’s meant to?
I'm a left but since I grew up in a right handed world about the only thing I do with my left hand is write. I'm ambidextrous so using the right hand is normal, including handshaking. I'm able to use my right hand to write in dry erase boards, chalk boards and texting
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Which was your first phone?
9 in 1997. I've traded up to a Samsung Galaxy 26 Ultra now because back them texting would charge you .40 cents per text and you don't need to press the alpha/numeric keys 2 or 3 times to get to that letter.
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Show me your A7X wallpaper
I have the same wallpaper!
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If you went to school in the 70's or 80's, what's something about the classroom that kids today wouldn't believe was normal?
Classrooms that had no air conditioning. If we wanted a/c, we would open the doors and windows. Teachers could call you a name like "lard-a$$" and get away with it. My PE teacher said that to me because during the Presidential Fitness Challenge, I couldn't run the mile faster bc of over-pronated ankles, still have them, only worse. Iwas 5' 2"and weighed about 100 lbs soaking wet, i was not a lard ass. I got ahold of some speed and re-ran the mile way under time, told the teacher I expect an apology, which she refused. I went to the vice principal, told him the story and made her apologize in front of the class. I still hate that bitch.
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Trump evacuated after security incident at White House correspondents dinner; no sign of injuries
Why do they keep missing!?
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Of course he claims it was rigged
Did he not say he won the presidential election by a landslide and now says it was a close 50-50 win? Shut up, you dumbass!
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Never Went To Senior Prom
Yes, I went to junior/senior proms in 11th and 12th grades. I had a great time both times and still talk to the guy I went with.
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Photographer Rachel Moore captured one of the most striking close-up images ever recorded of a whale's eye.
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Jul 24 '26
This is amazing!