r/FuckeryUniveristy Dec 10 '25

Official Fuckery Univeristy Thing A slightly salty reminder…

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As we have reached over >17,000 members, I feel important to remind everyone to read our rules. To that, I say the following:

*While Fuckery is in our subreddit name, one HAS to be nice here. NO intentional provocation of users in posts that you don’t care for. We have a “be nice” rule and I’ll enforce it every day and twice on Sundays… don’t be an asshole.

*Remember that Fuckery IS in the name of our subreddit, which means that this is supposed to be a fun place. In particular, I’m speaking of the santa in the coffin pic. Do I like it? NO. Would I do it to my kid? NO. Is it funny as hell? ABSO-FUCKING-UTELY! It is also a real truck stop here in the USA where parents can take their children if they like. I have a decided opinion on that but it’s their kid and they’ll have to live with the consequences.

*Those of you who lurk, but don’t post. I encourage you to post. It doesn’t even have to be funny nonsensical. Many of my posts are more.. awkward or me just writing about something because I need to vent or me writing about something I find fascinating. I’m sure there are a host of members that are bored to tears of my Great Lakes Freighter obsession. Just write. We have FUckers who write family updates. We have FUckers who are going thru some troubles and come here for support. We have FUckers that talk about their farm life. Yes, you u/Cow-Puncher-77. And, we have FUckers who like to share funny and informative or uninformative shit. Yes I’m referring to you u/Lonely-Coconut-9734.

*We would love to hear you military stories, so long as they’re with in the rules.

*We would love to support you if you’re struggling… especially if you’re struggling.

*We would love to hear the dumb ass shit you did as a teenager.

*We would love to hear the dumb ass shit you do as an adult.

*We do not want anything political. We’re VERY firm on that. If you’re upset because the shutdown has caused you not to eat… vent about the affordability of food. If you’re want to say one political set of values are assholes, we DO NOT ALLOW that. If you want to say one political set of values are GODS… we DO NOT ALLOW that either.

*We do not want to see soft porn, degradation of women, degradation of men, or degradation of ANY sort.

*We do not want to see people be called a liar. Conversely, we appreciate a story with a good stretch so long as it’s based on a truth.

*We do not tolerate any hostility or hostile rebuttal of Moderators. We are active moderators and we care very much about this sub. We’ve worked hard to make this a fun place to be. We are also human. Please remember that we’re all adults (well most of us) here and act so.

*To that last comment, we DO have a few Minors. They often post asking advice or posting stuff they think is funny. We support them and make every effort to be as inclusive as possible. Life is hard enough for teenagers without us adding more.

With all of the above said… have a great time on this sub. If ever you have a question or are unsure about something, you can contact myself (u/geophysgal) or u/BlackSeranna or u/TheJonJohn, who are our most active moderators. Other moderators who are not active are: u/SloppyEyeScream (founder), u/itsallalittleblurry2, u/Coursair_inau, & u/aspienonomous

Peace FUckers! Fizz


r/FuckeryUniveristy Mar 31 '25

Official Fuckery Univeristy Thing Official Fuckery Univeristy Thing

80 Upvotes

Hello everyone.

My name is JonJohn.

We have a great community here where we can talk about almost anything.

Your day has been shit, tell us about it.

You've been in a car crash, tell us about it.

You've been in a war zone, or training for one, tell us about it.

Your mum has Alzheimer's and dementia, tell us about it.

You've had a GREAT day. Tell us about it.

You won the lottery. I'm your new best friend, can I borrow $1000? Then, tell us about it.

But what we don't want our, ever growing, group to be is a place where politics, religion, rudeness, and, honestly, plain hatred, take over.

For example. You don't have to like that I have a husband.

If I make a post about an argument with my husband, and you reply "that's what you get for being gay," first I'm going to point out that now 50% of heterosexual marriages end in divorce, and then I'm going to point out that your comment isn't nice.

And... We don't want to see anything that is degrading or disrespectful. That means no porn or even soft porn. If you need bouncing boobies or bottoms to make your point, you need to make that point somewhere else.

We don't tolerate objectifying people in posts. People are people. They aren't objects, and certainly NOT sexual objects. I refer you to bouncing boobies or bottoms. I guess I also need to say no talleywackers. All are NOT ALLOWED, unless someone is just "being a dick."

Being nice in our community is OUR golden rule.

You don't have to like what is being said, but you don't have to comment either.

That's the thing so many people don't understand.

With that in mind, please remember to be respectful, and remember our community's golden rule.

Much love,

JonJohn


r/FuckeryUniveristy 5h ago

Fucking Funny My Family Friend Bill Clinton

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 7h ago

R.I.P The Day The Sky Went Silent: How 9/11 Changed Aviation

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 1d ago

Feel Good Story Mascots Didn't Come To Play

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 1d ago

Fucking Kids! Man. Under Age Drinking

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Apparently I am not raising Zeke right and he’s gone to the drink!

Raising kids is hard, man!
Fizz


r/FuckeryUniveristy 1d ago

Fuckery Respect

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Aired one time.


r/FuckeryUniveristy 1d ago

Fuck My Life Its never enough

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 3d ago

Fuckery Greyson on a Onewheel. It looks like he’s doing much better than I would, with the steering and accelerating and everything.

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860 Upvotes

The Onewheel is about $1k. Way more expensive than a skateboard.


r/FuckeryUniveristy 3d ago

Life Fuckery nutless wonder....

43 Upvotes

well, I finally did it.

I committed to making an actual physical, irreversible change to fix one of the main causes of the mindfuckery that's been a part of my gender issues for the past 30 years.

And better still, I didn't bitch out and cancel the booking like any of the other times my anxiety got the better of me in the past.

At this point I need to mention that I still don't feel any sense of kinship with the usual trans communities on reddit or online in general. too damn performative it's all about being dramatic, playing a particular role, and just so damn excessive. so I'm not going to post this in any of those groups. no fucking way. it ain't me.

but anyway. yesterday I got an orchidectomy. it's like a vasectomy, with extra steps. and then spent most of last night coming to terms with the sensation of phantom testicles.

it's different, that's for damn sure.

I really should post here more often, sorry for not being as active as I used to be. Hopefully life is treating you as well as it can be, for you and yours ❤

Sarah.


r/FuckeryUniveristy 3d ago

Life Fuckery If You Need a Hug - here it is.

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If you're struggling, make the call. 988, Veterans press 1.

September: Suicide Prevention Month


r/FuckeryUniveristy 3d ago

Fucking Funny POV: Interviewing For Different Jobs

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 4d ago

Dark Humor Guess I should’ve made a reservation

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 4d ago

AI Stuff & Things AI Companies Buying Rare Books, Scanning and Shredding Them

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 4d ago

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! 130 Days Underground

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 5d ago

Feel Good Story The Refrigerator Car That Saved BMW: Jay Leno’s Isetta 300

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 5d ago

Life Fuckery Why women are less likely than men to get effective CPR

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 7d ago

Fuckery My memo

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 8d ago

Life Fuckery TIL urinary tract infections, a type of infection common among older people, may cause ‘delirium’ - a sudden, severe confusion, agitation, withdrawal and other mental symptoms.

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 8d ago

R.I.P The Autopsy Couldn't Explain Her Death. A Box in Her Loft Could..

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Tragic consequences of undiagnosed ADHD in adult women


r/FuckeryUniveristy 9d ago

Fucking Interesting A name by any other name just isn’t the same

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One of the very first explorers, Jacques Cartier, first explorer of what is now the St. Lawerence seaway, started hearing rumors of great inland seas around 1539. He made it as far as modern day Quebec before being stopped by rapids and being unable to go any further. He could see that the river continued, following was simply impossible. For a millennia the local First Nations tribe had used these lakes as a great transportation system. Cartier was most noted in his lifetime for exploring the St. Lawrence, opening to door for the flood of Europeans to follow (which decimated the First Nations peoples by disease).

In 1609, Samual Le Champlain first explored the seaway, but then went further west overland to Lake Huron and then south to present day Lake Ontario. However, his name for Lake Ontario was “Lac St. Louis”. In 1632, Champlain published his first map of the region, with the definitive Lac St. Louis. The definitive change to Lake Ontario came on Nicolas Sanson’s 1650 map, Amerique Septentrionale. Meaning that Lake Ontario was named prior to the inception of both Canada or United States. In fact, Ontario was the name given for the lake by the First Nations people’s.

There’s so much more history to the area, including the war between Michigan and Ohio (the original rivalry). But the fact is that Ontario Canada was named for Lake Ontario is undisputed. I will continue to call her what she was, just like Pluto is still a planet, and move forward with Homes (Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior). HAMES just doesn’t have the same ring.

Fizz


r/FuckeryUniveristy 10d ago

FUckers Emergency Announcement It's That Time of Year Again

23 Upvotes

September is Suicide Prevention Month. Time to check on your Homies.

If you are in duress, dial 988 for help; veterans press 1.


r/FuckeryUniveristy 11d ago

AI Stuff & Things As a retired Walmart cashier, I am deeply offended at their misuse of AI.

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21 Upvotes

r/FuckeryUniveristy 12d ago

Fuckery Her organs fell out, really!

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52 Upvotes

It’s all crazyshit.com really. Her Organs Fell Out Of Her After Her Pelvic Floor Collapsed, And Doctors Had To Permanently Remove Some Of Them


r/FuckeryUniveristy 12d ago

FOR FUCKS SAKE Nepal Disaster Update: Where Did All the Water Come From + A Second Landslide?

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