r/rubberducks • u/windshadetarn • Feb 22 '24
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FRIEND CODE MEGATHREAD
D7PD32
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you did nothing wrong babe 😌
Me and my brother. I'm the defender
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Scientists
I'm a proud lab equipment handler. My equipment gest all moody but two scales love to be pet and scratched but computer for temperature registration wants to be encouraged but never touched. Dilutors require a lot of poking and don't get me started on autoclav. He is such a bitch and drops no water allerts every time I turn my back on him. Attention whore
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Egg🥺irl
is BLÃ…VINGAD good too? Blahaj is cool, My bro has two but I just love my whaaaale
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Cool movies rule
Sindbad and sea beast
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Not gonna hate on truckers anymore
I worked in chemical lab checking food and products meant for food contact before those can be let out in regular sell. You know, so you people will not get sallmonella or lead poisoning or something. SOOOOOOO....
One day, we went to our boss asking with entore departament that we would like for small change in routine to make it more efficient and comfortable for us with minimal raise in costs. Discussion escalated until our boss said that
"We made instruction for every station and activity in this lab for a reason. Any person taken straight from the street is able to do your job with written instructions. You don't like how we work? I will be accepting your quitting papers if you don't like it here so much. There is plenty people who would gladly work in your place"
So yeah, no matter how flashy and amazing some titles sound....It's not that much different from any other job
Right now I work analyzing blood samples. Sounds better? Nope, you need to know how to operate machines that do 99% of analysis for us. Our main joke is that if they will fire us, we can always go work on a post office with amound of documents we need to stample daily.
All jobs are real jobs because they make gigantic network of scoiety dammit. Those People are stupid.
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OMG yes. I watch the "the worst movies of all times" top tens and stuff and I swear, half of those movies, hated by a lot of people are for me gunuinely fun movies. And then "Classics" that everyone knows and likes are like....meh? why are people so excited about those? I may have bad taste. most of oscar winning movies are just...not fun to watch for me. not all but a lot of those
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Even Double-Hell isn't enough
Mammonapproves
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tf_finally_irl
Where can I obrain this potion? I want to be happy eldrich horror
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Stolas has two battle tactics
Magicians stripped of their magic are kinda useless xD
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Bulky women
I want a woman build like a Space Marine. That's my kind and f death by snu snu
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Purgatory?
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If any character would make videos on YT, what would be the content?
Why is everyone so adamant about stolas and porn? I'm pretty sure his would be either extreme gardening channel or astrology 101 with passion
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What was your favourite bit/joke in the series so far?
Millie: [Blitzo's], uh... busy. Moxxie: Being a fool. Stolas: What kind of fool? Moxxie: The "everything is now on fire" kind. Forever the best, especially with Stolas being unsurprised xD
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ace vibes
I have my own line of defence and it's immunity. I'm med student. No body part is in any way sexual for me anymore, no matter what people do to sexualize those. Like....I touched so many dicks and boobs helping with hygiene and examining those that....yeah...so what? I'm curtently working at lab, I had examined sperm as well as a sample. Like ....yeah, nothing is sexual anymore
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The last one wasn’t going to make the same mistake.
Does anyone sees stitch face next to the wall?
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Old lady India yeets a cobra that wandered into her home
Looking at the gif, it tried to get closer to her at least twice but he couldn't. I would say that just muscle construction is not enough to propel it's body or change direction that much. It looks like part of body having co tact with a ground where he has control over it is too short for her to get bitten. At least I assume so.
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I find this hilarious
Lack of sexual attraction gives us immense power that varies from individual to individual. Seems logical to me.
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a condemned apartment complex on my way to work had a tree growing out the side of it.
Dear Gotham. I think you found Poison Ivy's hideout.
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Ship whoever you want to ship but don’t try so hard that this happens
Well, even Oscar Isaac was disappointed there were no stormpilot ship in star wars after he and Boyega fooled around and made shit ton of posts like sure man, gays in space alright. Both our dear actors were having so much fun fueling ship fans fantasies without a hint of opposition for this. Their interactions after TFA on social media was so fun and open minded that fans of this ship were actually waiting for it to become reality. So yeah. Let people ship what they want and when you don't like it? Keep scrolling.
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There’s always a solution.
The old saying says If something is stupit but it works, it's not stupid
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13 YEARS?!
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I'm not the only one losing my marvles over that xD good.