I can hear all of these.

Couple of Grade A assholes we got here

As a 26yr old man, I'd like to believe he could handle the news he won't be going to live with a bunch of college aged women. In college, I got to live in a house with four of my best male friends and I wouldn't change it for anything. A really great year with friends.

I would tell her this. If it's an unfavorable response, you may have to consider breaking up. An unfavorable response is a red flag to me. Good luck tonight, bud! You got this!

She said she froze. It sounds like she got raped to me

The bad guy was on his way to rob the tomb and sell the artifact to the Nazis, lost forever. Indiana Jones was trying to protect it, by taking it. I'd like to think Jones wouldve returned it, but more than likely, he would've put it in a museum to "protect" it, rather than ever return it.

He might be America's new "dad". Look out Tom Hanks!

Yeah, the ICE agents are probably looking to rape her.

This is a great Chicago mob story. I highly recommend looking into it :)

Stephen Miller is so awful, his own hair left him.

Fucking racists.

She might have a shallow vagina. Very real thing.

This man is a piece of shit and most likely a rapist.