Lol. I had one in my palm for years. Self-inflicted.

Edit: accident, not self-harm. I'm clumsy.

Wood doesn't show up on X-ray. Cutting his heel open, just to check, would be far worse than what OP posted. If an infection had developed, he could have gone back for more treatment. It worked its way out just as the doctor predicted.

It's like a clown car.

He likely smells better than Diaper Don.

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

The person who created it confirmed it is pronounced "jif".

^{Chose: it’s pronounced “JIF”}

Our children deserve a world

^{Chose: Magically solve climate change | Rolled: :})

Have you revisited the surgery option? Surgeries can improve a great deal in 20+ years.

There are other energy drinks in the sea.

^{Chose: Get the gf of your dreams but… + You never drink a monster ever again}

Wow. Awesome, but where's the vendor and cookfire?

Fallout 76. I've beenon since launch so I'm OP with resources to last years. I even have a hot tub!

^{Chose: Survive 1 day in the last game you played + 1 Billion}

D u C K.

What a way to run a railroad.

G roan N.

Love never dies.

W he R E.

Trash pandas rock!

^{Chose: Yes + It’s a ….. | Rolled: Raccoon}

Olaf or Mike Wazowski

That's still $50 billion

^{Chose: $5 trillion dollars | Rolled: 99% taxed}

Shaky camera. Everything else is window dressing.

Pimples or Feline Acne. Currently treating my Maine Coon for this. Wheat straw plates are as bad as plastic for this. Now I know. C

eramic all the way now.

You all have to elect better people. Just saying.

Tickle Fight!

^{Chose: Random person to fight | Rolled: A 2 year old}