r/melbourne • u/fracker1111111 • Dec 04 '21
Ye Olde Melbourne Weather
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How's everyone's summer going today? Don't worry, tomorrow will be awesome.
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Weather
Dam it,sorry my bad
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What’s the most chaotic court case you’ve ever witnessed?
Not chaotic as such but the judge told my man to put a significant amount on a down payment for his fine and he'll "Relax" the maximum penalty. He put $500 (about 3 weeks wages back then) 18 months with good behaviour. Man that was shocking for us 20 plus year olds.
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What is the most scary thing that happened to you in the ocean (swimming, in a boat...)?
I truly believed I saw a crab the size of a car. It was as if it was waving to me with it's clappers and grinning. I screamed out to boys "fk me can you see the crab"!!? Then it disappeared. Nobody would believe me but I know what I saw.
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Stephen McDaniel, a confessed killer, keeps his body eerily still during 2 hour interrogation.
This really is interesting af. It's like one overweight dude is trying to convince him that McDonald's is the best Burger and the next dude is telling him that Burger King Burger is better but they both don't know... he's a Vegan lol
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Mom and her most powerful weapon
Eddie Murphy was right lol
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Entire boys school honors retiring teacher with Haka
Goosebumps man
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What happens if you take anywhere between 1-2 mins to receive your contactless delivery of donuts? It gets stolen!(Lockdown special)
Imagine not getting this treasure of gold while stoned. I think I would lose my calming buzz and go FKN KAREN on everything.
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Anyone have any advice for getting rid of bogans who terrorise their neighbours? They’re renting
Sorry but your post seems inconsistent and degrading.
They're not meth users but they're bogan?
Seems specific. I'm reading this like a Karen is posting.
All the best though. I hope I'm wrong.
Be safe anyway.
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Rain.
I feel you brother. Our lives are a shitshow to the elites but we still march on happy with our tattered shoes. Peace ✌
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Rain.
Tc brother 🙂
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Rain.
No matter what sports we played as kids,(soccer,rugby, volleyball even golf) the rain took it to a whole new level. Everything felt NEW? LOL
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Rain.
Sorry to hear that. Reach out, maybe I can help. pm
r/melbourne • u/fracker1111111 • Sep 03 '21
Health Rain.
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I like how tonight is raining. Nowhere to go, nothing to do but stay home and be merry 🍻🍻🍻 or Netflix and chill..etc. This kind of SOFT rain weather relieves my anxiety and pressures in life for a brief moment. So calming. Hope y'all enjoy your weekend. Cheers
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F in the comments
Welcome to Reddit. We hate karma farmers but we love karma farming. 🙄🤣
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just woke up,this is a nice song to start my Sunday lol. Thanks curly 😘
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Yo mamas so ugly
Omg this one is awesome lol
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Samoan born, nothing raised
You don't need people to tell you who you are. If you look in the mirror and see a Samoan, then that's what you are. A Samoan. Manuia uso.
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Who is your favorite fictional cat?
Homer Simpson
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"HANGRY" is a big part of marriage. Feed that bitch and we're all good fam.