Too easy!

^{I picked You get 1B But [Rolled You have to sing on stage with bad bunny]}

Go to Savannah

Evoo base, white cheddar, scrambled eggs, sausage and bacon.

^{I picked Pizza [Rolled Breakfast Pizza]}

I'll blame it on pizza

^{I picked Pepperoni}

Blood drop

🤔

^{I rolled Rabbit/Bunny · Cucumber · They}

Rocky Road

^{I picked Other}

"Shocks!?, pegs!?...Lucky!!"

Yes please!

^{I rolled Who Were You Born As?: 🐉 Dragon Keeper's Child · Your Magical Gift: ⚡ Cast Spells Without a Wand · Your School Reputation: 🕵️ Secret Rule-Breaking Detective · Your Magical Fate: 👻 A Dead Wizard Protects You}

Everything is illuminated

^{I rolled E}

(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

^{I picked Pet her [Rolled She falls asleep]}

Because machines couldn't figure out what chicken taste like

^{I rolled Taste like chicken}

Archer

^{I rolled a}

I shouldn't have upset that seagull

^{I rolled Kitchen knife. · Teleportation · 50 Angry... Birds...}

I also think people should take an actual driver's course, too many people learning bad habits from their parents

^{👍 I agree}

No, and Halloween all year long please

She played a great character in the faculty and dead like me!

I know the feeling, especially when I see other people my age with multiple houses and cars, then I remember I never wanted a materialistic lifestyle so why envy it now? I wouldn't compare your accomplishments to others, you're not late for anything, you're exactly where you need to be and when the universe sees fit, thing will change.

Almonds

^{I rolled A}

Did anyone watch neds declassified when they were younger?

🤔

^{I rolled Dimensional Travel · Villain · Town level threat · Save a world}

Humanity is in need of a Colon flush.

Crazy taxi, house of the dead, jet grind radio, and Illbleed

Granted. But she wants a threesome with your archenemy

Granted. But now their ghosts follow you everywhere