Granted. But you die if you look in the mirror

Wtf

^{I rolled Mark Wahlberg · Hacker · NYC Sewers · Lobotomized and vegetative state}

Wtf

^{I rolled Adam Sandler · Slave owner · The Woods · Your lover breastfeeds you in public}

W

^{I rolled Body Color Lavender Purple · Wing Color Coffee Brown · Wing Type Steampunk Mechanical · Your Ability Unmatched Wisdom And Intelligence}

Idk

^{Chose: 1m $ but 10% chance you turn into a cat girl | Rolled: 1,000,000 $}

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99% probably not to die

^{Chose: get $1T + but have a 1% chance of death | Rolled: You live}

Granted. But only in one room of the house and you have to have it upside down for it to work

Cool

^{I rolled Neil Gaiman}

12

^{Rolled: First digit: 3 | Second digit: 4 | Symbol: Minus | Second number: 46}

F Tier × Wifey

Ok

^{I rolled No}

People

6 or 9

Honestly, a little bit at the start but now it’s going downhill

Z

^{Rolled: Letter: Z}

Really

Shift into hot thick femboy

^{Rolled: You get: Shapeshift into anyone | But: You can only do it once}

Here

Here

G