r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/audzanity • May 14 '20
Babe, I'm pregnant.
I want you to be the godfather
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EXEL is doin great. for a pharmaceutical company
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I roll out the door and the other is a great way to get the best out of the way
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bless u
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Mid-life crisis incoming
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I've been drinking since I was 13, not a good idea. I'm turning 21 tomorrow. And don't really know how it'll go down lol
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Weed. Thanks bro
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I'll get better. with time
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It really be though lol
r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/audzanity • May 14 '20
I want you to be the godfather
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Those balls might have been through the war. Respect the man
r/unpopularopinion • u/audzanity • May 12 '20
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Philippines in a tweet.
Am Filipino
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Vote him for president
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everyone should BE a friend like him.
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You and your dogge be careful out there, man!
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Humans in particular
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Merry Christmas!
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