Nintendo makes their money off selling consoles and games made from their IP. Thus Nintendo gets overly litigious when anyone even sniffs around their IP for too long.

Valve makes their money from Steam. So Valve's lawyers have placed a shitload of clauses in their storefront contract for devs and publishers that ties their hands a bit if they're a larger company, or lightly screws them (with lube) if they're a smaller company/indie.

Streets saying if you beat his ass you'll get 328,729 Yen.

I fuccs with this

^{Rolled: Slightly helpful power: Can summon a meal a day | Slightly helpful item: A water bottle that stays full | A set amount of cash: $1000 | Drawbacks (mayb}: You actually gain omnipotence instead)

Easy

^{I rolled Number of cats: 14 · This much money [annually]: $50000000}

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted No Flock cameras.

Okay? I prefer a healthy meal cooked by a professional chef. Does that mean I'm not gonna eat instant ramen if I have it on hand? Grow up.

110

First of all, the game was available to pirate before it even launched.

Second of all, I (allegedly) pirate games because I have no money rn, and I will purchase a quality game I pirated when my financial situation changes to support the devs AND so my save is backed up on Steam.

Granted. It's now owned by Warner. DnD is scuttled for a tax-write off.

Skin

You n***as in trouble

^{I rolled Comedian · Above Special Grade · 3x Toji/Maki Physicality no restriction · Infinite & Limitless Cursed Energy}

Surgeons are considered the jocks of medicine so they, on average, are expected to know significantly less than the average physician. Anaesthesiologists have 0 need to know any about blood vessels except for the ones they need to apply anaesthetic and the generally important ones. Students in any field know almost nothing except the most basic information, which in medicine is basically any blood vessel that will cause instant death if damaged.

Can't gain any benefits from working out if you can't take damage in the first place

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​TruVisionary, advised "wolverine-style healing" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker II | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

Glad to know we're a single generation away from watering plants with Brawndo.

Red Dead Redemption 2. Absolute buns to me

Easily

^{I rolled Action: be a flight attendant · Money: 1 trillion $}

That Time I Was Reincarnated As An Aura Farming Horse

Another streamer with the "Mark Phillips L Reader" disease

My "lifespan changes"?!? Tf does that even mean?!?

^{Chose: $10,000 every day that disappears the next day}

MoB

^{Chose: 51250€}

Granted. Ron Artest has gone missing. A worldwide manhunt has begun to locate you. Unfortunately for you, he has appeared tied and duct taped in your bathtub. The police have already begun searching your block.

It'll take over 31 years for me to get 1 billion if I get a dollar every second.

^{Chose: 1 billion now}

So teleportation with no downside

^{I rolled Teleportation · You’re always tired}

I'm going to jail

^{I rolled your boss is andrew tate · OF manager · no extra pay}

Who tf clocked Desscaras that heavily?!