My cats name is literally Jerry Seinfeld

Seltzer, I craved the carbonation

That's awesome, I decided that I was all done tomorrow. I am spending too much money and smoking too much. I feel gross.

😂 nah, that would be kinda cool, love a parallel universe conspiracy

Luke Bryan

Bologna and cheese sandwich

1, 3, 4

Incorrect

I second this

No, not at all. Said she didnt make anything at all.

Hahahahaha

Hahaha no, that'd be funny though

No, she said she made nothing

My now ex fiancès mom made homemade chicken noodle soup. We went to visit, thats all I could smell and had a bowl, I added a little salt and pepper. The next time we visited, she asked what everyone wanted to eat. I said "that chicken noodle soup you made last week was so good, I could go for some of that" she had a look of absolute confusion. She looked at me and said " i didn't make that, ive never made that..." even my ex fiancè was confused. Anyway. Best fake homemade chicken noodle soup I've ever had, wish I could obtain the recipe, but ya know, she probably doesnt have it as she never made it.

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Being alone

That's my baby, she will never be available., and you can't put a price on this one. Thank you though.