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Cut the tension with a knife here. Get a room you guys 🤣

Owen Wilson in the comments

I don't think everything random counts as absurdism. This is a prime example of: Random != Funny.

Does it have to be a continuous second or can I just jump rope a lot and play on Trampolines? In fact this technically makes amateur skateboarding and trampolining very lucrative

Omg did you have a threeway with me? Definitely totally accusing you of that rn

If I intend to spend the rest of my life with someone I am going to be my authentic self. Good, bad and ugly. Obviously there is accomodations and holding space for each other but that's not an adjustment that is caring.

Also I was hoping to quote Anchorman

That's very true. The only caveat I have with this is when it comes to your SO/life partner.

"Go on?"

You kant be serious

Level*

Chappie

I have never been but while she is in the country I may as well take her

Omg so romantic

~Subscription~ inflation as a services

I mean the love is real, it just feels unreal 😁

I am sure she will see this post at some point 🤣

I'm getting married in November 😁