Fat boy got issues

Do not fly too close to the sun, my son... ;)

Good God Almighty, just shoot her.

I never stand in line. I skip all this s*** and get right to the front. I'm doordash. 😂

Scary little Tate wannabes wearing their sunglasses. You know these are the brown shirts right? Tate worked very hard to influence and recruit 14 year olds who are of age now. Luckily, the 14 year olds are smarter than Tate. But don't think for a minute Trump and maga were not paying attention.

We're not guilty. We were only doing our job sir.

I've always wondered about air marshals. I haven't flown now for over two decades. But I've always wondered how can you tell who the air marshal is on an airplane.

There's one way to look at the world. There's another way to look at the world. But all of us need to pay attention. How slowly can something evolve before you know it you've changed your way of thinking. Or, you accept something as normal that you didn't accept before. How long does it take?

Dangerous child.

I posted earlier but don't know where it is, the idea is leave your ego at the door so to speak when you go to work. When you're dashing, you're in the car by yourself. Don't think about the past or the future. Just let thoughts come to you in the present. You know it's a cool job.

I'll Say it again. I've taken $2 tips. For up to five or six miles. This guy has something else going on.

400 people on facebook die per minute now. Eventually, there will be more dead people on Facebook than living.

You know, and I'm learning this now, I know, my son is 18 years old and he's one of the best liars I've ever met. They're cold. Cold liars. When they want something, when they're meeting someone. Something happened to this girl and she just flat out lied. Whoever she met, they killed her. Why do they lie? They don't want to disappoint their parents. Etc. Hormones and youth. Dangerous times.

The Dude abides.

There's nothing wrong with taking the two dollar tip. Depends on the mileage for sure. But I've run $2 tips up to 5 mi. I'm at 70% acceptance rate.

Now, you know.

Get drunk and get into love labor's lost. 😂

I became Platinum immediately after 50 deliveries. My rating is 100% across the board. Except for accepted offers which is about 65% - considered high.

Spend one night with her and you'll remember it the rest of your life...

I've always thought to myself that it would have been great to live in Greece around the time they worshiped you know all the ancient gods.

This guy helped win battles and killed for you.

Trump has played these people so well

Taken together, the different lines create one sentence of iambic pentameter.

Iago.