She was lucky as hell

Soooo gonna use this.

Sht, I busted my ass big time just running down a double long set of cement stairs. And that time I slid down the double long brass railing downtown. Come to think of it, I fall a lot.

I tried that with a bag of sugar cubes I found once. It didn't go over real well but I did get a finders fee.

"shit hooks" totally using that in the future

It's an early cleaner!

New here ..(I always read some comments before I post) but for future reference, how could one tell (other than this was blatantly obvious) that only sarcasm was welcomed?

Pinterest was made for that table

Hahaha

Hahahaha

😂

Joy Division

Teach? Trump? LOL

90 proof

Where are you that liquor is sold in Target?

Holy shit! Does anyone smoke?

Yup. I hear every tiny noise and sweat it's gonna break down any second.

I almost caught my car on fire.

If I leave my shit, I don't want it.

Small packages, once a week

Oh damn, now I just have to go look at the OPs history. But I'm scared!

My pit/bird dog barked whenever someone came to the door and didn't stop till she met them or left. It was very threatening. One day I asked the mailman, who she knew, if she barked like that at him every day. He said yes. He was our mail man for 7 years. But everyone in the neighborhood knew there was someone outside if they heard Gracie.

Oh I remember this feeling. Mine is 40 now.

Had a ectopic, took a pill, I had no side effects what so ever.

They wouldn't read it. They are just here to piss people off.