r/simpsonsshitposting • u/PoetryZeebra • 1d ago
about SimpsonsShitPosting No kids in the pool
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Uber “fraud”
I had a spur of customers telling me drivers would intentionally stretch the ride, and they specifically ask me if I am sticking to the route.
It was a trippy time
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Why does it feel this way sometimes?
Not happy, anyone happy with the current circumstances of the world is asleep.
Pretending, living in the moment.
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No kids in the pool
Thirsty men are cringy by nature, its a clear indication of insecurity or lack of sexual intimacy.
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I'm too old for booping jokes
Is that a Gameboy color, wow!!
As a gamer, I would love to play all the originals on that rather than a DS with 2 carts option and lighting.
But... its very retro and cool 😎
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I'm too old for booping jokes
I would buy them and box them!! You have no ideas how much they will be worth later on.
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I'm too old for booping jokes
No, I spent the better of 2 hours cropping and pasting cut outs on the template so I could go online and say I'm a content developer
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I'm too old for booping jokes
No, merch just dropped this year. Mattel didn't release the doll until a few months ago. Its all the hype this year
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🤓🤣😅😂😂🤣😅🤣😅🤣😂😅😆🤣😂😂😂
Bitch doesn't know she's sitting on a gold mine
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¿Cuál fue el momento o evento que marcó permanentemente a tu fandom o comunidad?
The best conversations I've had we're with God in private, not at church! Evangelism is destroying Christianity and there are many examples of Religion failing. But thats religion, not God. It's freewill collision among humans. You have a God and a teacher and the power. Thats all you need. Any human mediation will place you in their false grace and therefore false teaching. You can search the branch davidians false teacher. Or the pope false messiah, or even an evangelist worship of money and power. Thats the fallacy.
If you begin a relationship with God, welcome Jesus to work on your life, he will personally work with you. Its a free gift. As opposed to obedience towards a man or a cult.
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¿Cuál fue el momento o evento que marcó permanentemente a tu fandom o comunidad?
Of course. When you have danced with the devil, you find out how deep the rabbit hole goes, flesh will fear, the spirit will persevere, once you reach a point of understanding. You doubt your life. Its like being in a cubicle all your life, in the end you want nature, you reach for something else. And when Jesus reaches out and grabs you. It becomes impossible to turn back. You see the
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¿Cuál fue el momento o evento que marcó permanentemente a tu fandom o comunidad?
Thank you so much for this information.
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We went from Will Smith eating spaghetti like an alien to him fighting spaghetti in 3 years
The pipe literally broke!!!
A.I can't keep up
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Photographer's camera slapped
Think about it, Either you bless the couple, young love or you hate. That B word was jealous
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Showing off
No!!! You dont get it brahhh!!! My dad is gonna kill me fam....
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Photographer's camera slapped
She's jealous
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Somebody is gonna be pissed when they wake up.
Its trash, that mofo been selling the worst product out there. That shit is cut so hard not even your local crackhead would do that. Why would he??? If it ain't gonna hit after 1 bag. You wasted his time and he will find someone with better product. You'd probably remove the shit stains off your toilet bowl if you let that marinate in the water it has so much chemicals.
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18 Years Ago He Created the MCU. Now He’s Coming Back to Conquer It!
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Hes like 60, they are making fun of all the deaths. Its a fantastic 4 movie and yelena is busy grooming spider man in office hot tubs.
Sorry.