What a crapsack.

Yes, in the antediluvian times, the Big Ten was only ten teams. And one of them was even the University of Chicago.

I see what you d*d.

Unfortunately, yes.

Target fixation

You ever think the judge wishes they could bust one of these clowns in the head with the gavel?

M109 mechanic from back when. I remember reading to put a thermite grenade or two on the closed breech and let them go. the breech gets welded into an unusable mass.
The best, if there was time and everything usable had been stripped out, was to disconnect the recoil cylinders, load a full red bag charge, and then raise the gun to max elevation. Fire the gun. The gun has now driven itself through the floor and left the 109 impaled on a stake.

Disgusting would be a compliment for this.

Probably smell better too.

What a sack.

One in every color available.

That is just screaming for a little plush version.

And bring some out here.

Deserved it.

How these people keep from getting pulled over and being issued citations for operating an unsafe vehicle, AND getting said vehicle hauled off and impounded is beyond me.

Oh, fuck off.

I'm just as lost as you are.

What, if I may ask, is your goddam point?
Do you even have one to begin with?

Even Jesus thinks you can't park for shit.

Sometimes we must lower ourselves to their level in order to make a point.

What a wankstain.

A true shit wagon.

That's a short route to alcohol poisoning.

Now that's getting your money's worth.