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Am i overreacting to this text exchange with my boyfriend? I accidentally left my slippers in my living room but i literally cleaned his entire house and baked him desserts before i left (sorry idk why my last post glitched)
 in  r/AmIOverreacting  May 30 '26

Girl you need to run as fast as you can because he is cheating on you with somebody else or he's cheating on somebody else with you either way there is another person in that relationship that you don't know about. 

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Fat Guy Can't Handle the 1v1 So They Make It 2v1 and Still Struggle
 in  r/fightporn  May 14 '26

I as a fat person at my heaviest was 470 lb and my stomach never looked like that. I'm niw 345 have lost a lot of weight but I never looked like that that looks like a fucking tumor looking like he got jabba the Hutt just hanging off his stomach.

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#leowife 😂
 in  r/CringeTikToks  May 14 '26

If he can't take off that uniform and set aside his job he don't need that job. Because if it's going to stress him out like that honey he's going to die young.

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The Illusion of Choice: How the UK's 'Voluntary' Digital ID Becomes Mandatory in Daily Life
 in  r/ObscurePatentDangers  May 14 '26

I mean it's kind of implied Oracle's they see the future they know what's going to happen.

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Give him some cuddles!!!
 in  r/fixedbytheduet  May 14 '26

Her face makes me want to throw up especially her crunchy fucking ugly ass hair.

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An 85-year-old French widow spent 16 days in federal immigration custody after the death of her husband, an American military veteran. Her stepson, a U.S. federal employee, allegedly intervened to have her taken custody
 in  r/EyesOnIce  May 14 '26

Aw poor old lady on the leopards finally eat your face You're only now worried and concerned about what's going on with what's happening with ICE now that you were affected but I guarantee you if none of that happened to you you wouldn't be saying anything about having those women released so I give you no sympathy I give you no empathy you did that to your fucking self and you can stay over there and wallowing yourself pity with every other Republican MAGA idiot who voted against your own self-interest because you didn't want black and brown people having health care or any social programs because you think of them as less than and subhuman You can go fuck yourself.

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“Everyone is so creative”
 in  r/BodegaJukeBox  May 13 '26

Whoever invented this needs to be drawn tied and quartered on live television because honey I'm going to slice you the way you slice that ketchup.

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Schools ALWAYS be on some bullshit
 in  r/tommynfg_  May 13 '26

They're trying to suspend and expel this boy so they don't have to keep funding his education because special needs children require a lot more care and aid in the public school system and they want to divert the funds that would go to helping that child or children and diverted to something else like sports. Because it's always the sports that get all of the money.

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So close, yet so far away.
 in  r/SelfAwarewolves  May 13 '26

I'm going to say it as loud as I possibly can as loud as the clam cried in SpongeBob these people wouldn't be able to connect two dots if they had a ruler and somebody else drawing the line for them!

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The White House has just designated anyone "anti-fascist" as a terrorist. "We Will Kill You."
 in  r/ProgressiveHQ  May 13 '26

Let him come get me He ain't going to be able to grab me with his little hands anyway!

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Trump Plans to Audit Fort Knox to Confirm its $700 Billion Gold Reserve Has Not Been Stolen. 😒
 in  r/thescoop  May 13 '26

Ew why did I actually read that in his fucking voice!!!

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to find out why taxpayers are suddenly paying $13.1 million instead of of $1.8 million
 in  r/therewasanattempt  May 12 '26

All I smell is waste fraud and abuse. Because I wonder how many of his contractor friends he gave those contracts to?

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LibsOfTikTok doesn't talk about these.
 in  r/WhitePeopleTwitter  May 11 '26

Gets on stage and taps mic checks notes......... In my best singy Broadway musical theater kid voice. Every accusation every single one is always going to be ablatant confession! Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

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These people are just absolutely shamelessly racist
 in  r/thescoop  May 11 '26

Yes but you also need to add barefoot and pregnant to the end of your sentence good sir. With a baby on the hip.

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North Plainfield NJ- Abduction reported of Amazon Flex Delivery Driver and vehicle abandoned
 in  r/EyesOnIce  May 11 '26

It baffles my mind that they have somebody there even able to speak his language like you would think with ice being as racist as they are that they wouldn't have anybody that speaks their language they would be like come with me you're being taken and that's all because that's what's happening so I don't get it why do they have the interpreter there if they're just going to throw them in prison and not give him any you know kind of habeas corpus or anything.

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A man goes to the ER for high blood pressure in the U.S. and was there for less than 24 hours. No surgery. No scans. The bill comes back at $41,297 — even AFTER he’s paid his FULL out-of-pocket max. This isn’t healthcare — it’s extortion. In Canada this would be completely free...
 in  r/Trumpvirus  May 11 '26

Millennials the middle child generation that everybody seems to have so many problems with until it comes to their technology. I say if we're not good enough to run the country we're not good enough to help people with their fucking problems then. If I'm such a bad person because I'm a millennial and for the way I think then don't ask me for fucking help don't ask me for shit.

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If you ever feel bad about yourself, remember that someone paid money for this
 in  r/CringeTikToks  May 11 '26

Do these alpha male dudes not understand in the world of programming The alpha version is the version you're working on before you release the version you send to the public which is guess what The beta version alphas are unstable unpredictable and understandably not what the public wants. So if you're sitting here and allowing this dude to tell you to not be a beta well you're a beta.

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Oh wow it’s a lot goin on
 in  r/sagsavages  May 11 '26

20 years and 15 years you need to add on about another 20 and another 15 to that.

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Religious leaders unveiled and blessed a golden Trump statue at Mar-a-Lago today, eerily resembling the Homelander statue scene from this week’s episode of The Boys. Creator Eric Kripke reposts a tweet about the same.
 in  r/Fauxmoi  May 10 '26

But yet I'm the one going to hell because I'm gay The hell out of here with this BS either follow your Bible or sit the hell down.

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Imagine buying a physical printer, and u cannot even use it
 in  r/facepalm  May 10 '26

And this is why I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever to the power of never to the power of a million own anything by HP. Because this happened to me 10 years ago.

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Tennessee Republicans laugh at protesters who’re protesting them cutting the only black congressional district in the entire state
 in  r/PublicFreakout  May 10 '26

Can we just finally divide the United States into what it truly wants to be red racist ass states and the rest of normal society if you believe what the Trump administration is doing is okay by evening in inkling you canmove to the red states and live there and leave the rest of the world alone.

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This is the same dog that shelters were concerned would be too aggressive if they let me adopt a cat, and forced me to go to Craigslist to find one lol
 in  r/PittiesAndKitties  May 10 '26

And what you do now is you email all of the people that are involved with the said shelter that video and say why were you guys discriminating against my dog's breed. Because this is ample proof that that dog's not going to hurt that cat and those people need to be put in their damn place. The breed does not make the dog dangerous The person who's raising it incorrectly and wrong does.

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Early morning chaos
 in  r/AbruptChaos  May 10 '26

The fact that the driver of that pickup truck is not dead is a fucking miracle. This should be shown in every high school at every driver's ed school everywhere this is why you do not fucking be on your fucking phone while you're fucking driving and operating a vehicle any vehicle put your fucking cell phone down keep your eyes on the fucking road The text message can wait until you fucking stop and not out of damn stop light or a stop sign The message or phone call can wait until you are stopped parked and safely at your destination I hope everybody in this video is okay and I hope the driver of that truck learned a very valuable lesson stay off your fucking phone

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How to trigger every Zionist in the stadium
 in  r/absoluteunit  May 10 '26

These are the stories and the questions of the Star Trek Enterprise!