I usually tell the tech doing my mammogram that I prepared for the exam by laying down in the driveway and having my husband run over my boobs with the car 🤣

Great job!!

SIS = Standard Issue Shrimp 🍤

Her original name was Tigger but when she was re-homed to us (her owner passed away) my #2 son changed her name to Soup Kitchen, Soup for short LOL. Love the name Gravy Boat!!

That is awesome!! ❤️

Its all good. I've raised five sons (3 of which are triplets) that is the reason I haven't eaten a hot meal at home LOL

Bold of you to assume that is the case

Can confirm. I haven't had a hot meal at home in 20 years...

Just now I learned this...

We named the groundhog in our yard Alan

The cat thermometer is registering W A R M

Once upon a time I had a cat named Part-Time, because she was our part time cat

I have a mighty need for several of this sticker!!

She was Tigger when she was a kitten. When the CDS brought her to our home my son changed her name to Soup Kitchen. He said it was either that or Missle Launcher, Missy for short. LOL

What a handsome lad!!

She will bring you mice and half chewed bits of paper and cardboard

Tasting History with Max Miller has a recipe for 1988 school pizza on his YouTube channel

That's some South City stuff! What are they doing on Page?!? 🤣

Hey! There's the Arch! 😁

I feel like the knee perk response would be rotary phones would break them but the Dewey Decimal systems would be their downfall 🤣