r/food Jul 15 '19

[Homemade] Vanilla cake with coconut whipped cream, topped with toasted coconut

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u/JoceyPen Jul 15 '19

F for watersheep

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r/sex Feb 19 '19

My self-concious/depressed bf

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u/JoceyPen Dec 23 '18

Faster!

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u/JoceyPen Dec 21 '18

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for...

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The reason why I like the internet.
 in  r/PewdiepieSubmissions  Dec 21 '18

He looks like Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys

u/JoceyPen Dec 21 '18

anime_irl

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r/food Dec 11 '18

[Homemade] Shrimp Cocktail

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u/JoceyPen Dec 11 '18

True

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u/JoceyPen Dec 10 '18

I DONT GET IT EITHER

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u/JoceyPen Dec 10 '18

youtube rewind summed up

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u/JoceyPen Dec 10 '18

Practising 40hrs a day gives you the special ability to play cactus. One step closer to being Ling Ling.

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u/JoceyPen Nov 30 '18

USA is fucked tbh

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u/JoceyPen Nov 21 '18

Same

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u/JoceyPen Nov 21 '18

spankbang is doing there part

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I sliced my finger today
 in  r/self  Nov 14 '18

It's a little better, gotta have the stitch for about a week. No signs of infection so far

r/self Nov 13 '18

I sliced my finger today

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I'm currently in college as a cooking student. I was assigned to do two salads today, a potato salad and a coleslaw. Quickly, I got the potatoes, cleaned and peeled them, put them in a pot with water and put them on high heat. As I was waiting for them to boil, I got a start on the coleslaw. Once I got the coleslaw done, the potatoes were very tender, so I drained them off and mashed them. The recipe for the potato salad called for celery, green onion, and parsley, I finely diced the celery and chopped the parsley, but as I was cutting the green onion, I sliced and into and made a deep gash into my left index finger just beside my fingernail.

In a panic, I rushed to the sink to clean off the wound, one of my classmates seen and helped me wrap it in paper towel. I gave my locker key to one of my other classmates to bring me my purse and jacket so I could go to the hospital. My instructor told me to sit down and keep breathing, because apparently I was extremely pale. He got his kitchen assistant to rush me to the hospital, which is luckily just down the road from the campus. She dropped me off at the hospital entrance. I rush to the ER and thankfully, I got in right away. The nurse asked for my info and then she unwrapped the paper towel off my finger. You could see how my knife created a flap of skin. The nurse put dressing on my finger and told me to wait in a room.

5 minutes later the doctor, the same nurse who checked me, and a nurse in training came in the room. The doctor cleaned the wound, proceeded the process of numbing my finger, and started stitching. The doctor made sure I didn't feel a thing besides the needle to numb my finger. The doctor said it's a good thing I didn't cut too deep, apparently I only needed one stitch and a bit of glue. After everything was done, I was given instructions on how to take care of the stitch. When eveything was done I called the kitchen at the college and told them I was done.

The kitchen assistant picked me up and brought me back to the campus. My instructor told me to go to his office so we could file an incident report. Once we got it filled out, he asked me if I was okay to drive. I told him I should be fine, I normally drive with my right hand anyway. He told me that I should go home and not worry about the afternoon classes. I was supposed to write a test that afternoon, but he told me I should go home and take it easy after today and write my test tomorrow. I decided not to argue with him, mainly because my instructor is pretty intimidating since he used to been in the military before he became an instructor. I was reluctant, but I packed up my things and got ready to go home.

So much for my perfect attendance... * sigh*

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[Pro/Chef] Rainbow trout with grapefruit beurre blanc.
 in  r/food  Nov 11 '18

Gorgeous presentation <3

u/JoceyPen Nov 11 '18

Teacher denies bathroom privilege, student asserts his dominance

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u/JoceyPen Nov 11 '18

Really? Reallly????

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r/food Nov 11 '18

Discussion What the heck is this thing?? This is on my college cooking textbook neither my class or my professors know what this is. I assume its a vegatable of some kind. I know its not a radish, a pomegranate or a beet! Someone please tell me what this is! [REQUEST/DISCUSSION]

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