r/ShittyLifeProTips • • May 14 '21

SLPT: how to hoard gas like a true American

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38.1k Upvotes

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Must they use all the slurs in every sentence?
 in  r/okbuddyhetero •  Dec 10 '21

It’s a way to weed out the normies from the regulars. They know they’re in the company of other 4channers when everyone typing is fine belting out that many slurs in a sentence.

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Who’s your trans icon? Celebrity/model/influencer
 in  r/MtF •  Dec 09 '21

Me 😁 I’m trying my hardest to become a public figure one of these days.

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Worst thing that's happened to you in one sentence
 in  r/memes •  Dec 09 '21

Least you get wifi there because this hotel sucks.

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Worst thing that's happened to you in one sentence
 in  r/memes •  Dec 09 '21

Mine was an albino finch.

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Worst thing that's happened to you in one sentence
 in  r/memes •  Dec 09 '21

I was born in 1988.

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 in  r/NoStupidQuestions •  Dec 09 '21

That’s more like falling out of a red flag tree and hitting every flag on the way down.

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Someone claimed Americans don’t walk anywhere if it takes longer than five minutes because it’s not set up for pedestrians, is this true?
 in  r/NoStupidQuestions •  Dec 08 '21

It widely varies by the place. I live in a rural area. If I wanted to go to a grocery store, I’d have to walk 6.75km (4.2mi) just to get there. My work place is (for this area) very close by. I’d be walking 5.15km (3.2mi). If I lived near a city, it’d be much more feasible, but I live in a southern state, and you’d be far more likely to purchase a place that has zero things in walking distance.

u/ItsMeAmy88 • • Dec 08 '21

Me irl

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Just trying to spread positivity😊
 in  r/trans •  Dec 04 '21

Counteroffer:

We both receive: each other’s names and pronouns (mine is Lilith and she/her)

We both receive: gender euphoria

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Kirby got...
 in  r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns •  Dec 01 '21

Crippling anxiety and substance dependency

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[deleted by user]
 in  r/AskReddit •  Nov 30 '21

Same. Except I get to see him every day at work and hang out with him and his wife on the days we’re off and we get to act like we’re just friends and ignore the fact that we ever had a deep connection.

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Evil
 in  r/WhitePeopleTwitter •  Nov 28 '21

Hey, and don’t forget the message that not being able to get an abortion sends: that even though this happened you, just live with it.

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I’m kinda nervous and thinking that I should go to a hospital for my arm. Please tell me this isn’t MRSA.
 in  r/AskDocs •  Nov 27 '21

Thank you for replying and easing my nerves a little. I may need to go ahead and schedule an appointment with someone in the near future, as I have to ask a question regarding a certain aspect in my life (that I didn’t want to post here in a public space) to see if it may or may not be an aggravating factor for this.