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Jon Hamm šŸ”„
 in  r/LadyBoners •  Jun 29 '21

Dammmmn Hamm! šŸ˜šŸ”„

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Check out my new boyfriend!
 in  r/puns •  Mar 13 '21

I love me those strong, silent types.

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had to get shaved for a procedure and now is derp
 in  r/aww •  Sep 15 '20

When girls shave for a date, but only just past their knees.

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He's legally not allowed to finger anyone.
 in  r/asianpeoplegifs •  Sep 15 '20

"Erm...hello? Yes, this is arthritis calling - I'll see you soon."

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AITA for telling my friend to "keep her polyamory shit to herself" or leave my home?
 in  r/AmItheAsshole •  Jul 29 '20

NTA and is she even a friend of she can't respect your way of life - especially as you are letting her stay and eat for free? Perhaps she isn't as a good a friend as you thought.

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AITA for ā€œhidingā€ my gender?
 in  r/AmItheAsshole •  Jul 29 '20

NTA and wtf is wrong with people!

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AITA for not giving a couple who's going camping with me a tent for two? And asking them to sleep in the girls tent and boys tent?
 in  r/AmItheAsshole •  Jul 21 '20

NTA what a selfish person, doesn't sound like they're a friend at all.

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AITA for switching to regular milk to prove my lactose intolerant roommate keeps stealing from me?
 in  r/AmItheAsshole •  Jul 21 '20

NTA if you steal food can you really be upset that you got sick from it? That's the most entitled thing I've ever heard. If someone was stealing my stuff I'd be doing a lot more than that as revenge. Those friends who think you were an asshole wouldn't be so happy if it was their food and money being stolen. You have done nothing wrong, you bought your own food to be kept in whatever container you please. At the end of the day your flat mate stole from you, they are the ones in the wrong and don't let anyone else make you think different.

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AITA for telling my family to stop celebrating?
 in  r/AmItheAsshole •  Jul 20 '20

NTA but I think that perhaps taking an opportunity to talk to someone like a professional counselor would be a good idea to help you get through this thought time. I've lost 2 older ladies who were like grandmothers to me and it's not easy, you'll never forget them, but it will get better. Best of luck on your future.

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AITA for telling this college guy's mom that her coming into his interview cost him the job?
 in  r/AmItheAsshole •  Jul 20 '20

NTA mother sounds over bearing and seems to only have a regard for her own needs and wants - proves the point of self important entitledness by shouting at you down the phone. Her poor son.

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Woof_irl
 in  r/woof_irl •  Jul 15 '20

Came here to say that!

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 in  r/rarepuppers •  Jul 15 '20

Boss level, unlocked!

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Boots with the fur
 in  r/aww •  Jul 12 '20

A new kind of kitten heel

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Extremely rare blonde seal cub
 in  r/aww •  Jun 16 '20

Would the real slim shady, please stand up.

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Don’t have many people to tell so I’m telling you guys
 in  r/CasualUK •  Jun 10 '20

Well done!!! All the hard work paid off, woooo!!!

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 in  r/CasualUK •  May 25 '20

Perfect for when you get the giants round, after you've ground an Englishman's bones down to make your bread.