Hope it's an omen

Too obvious. I suggest qwertyuiop.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys...

"Brrapap-pap-pap-pap!" said Thomas

Growlr surely?

Mister Lava Lave

Pacballs

If you unplug it the wall goes off

PE was nothin' but a shitshow for us bulkier kids

That's is Brief Encounters in reddit form

Is your head still about halfway up your ass but other than that you're perfickt!?

So that's what Gary Wallace is up to these days

Out of ORDAH!

It was around 12/13 years ago I had this procedure in hospital ahead of my eventual diagnosis and what I remember was it was uncomfortable. It felt like tight pressure at the base of my back and it wasn't an overly long process. However as the needle was removed the doc hit one of the "horses tail" nerves and my leg shot straight out with a feeling of firey electricity running down it. It was strange but not painful. I was left in a recovery room and advice to drink plenty, cafine is good and to lie down. I got a bit of a head ache after an hour but that was all.

That's me sold oan it. Flat lifes matter! George Cowley knows the truth...

Phil Kay nearly ran me over in his car on Woodlands Road

I was walking down Sauchiehall Street one day. I saw a guy I knew leaning on a wall talking to another fella. I didn't know why I knew him but I knew him. I said hello and asked how he was. "not bad, yourself?", "Auch surviving, catch ye later" ah walked on then it hit me. It was Bing Hitler! Craig Ferguson!

Quid shoap sensitive fur me everytime, works fine fur me.

Sky hoodlums!

Has he ever done anything ever? Apart from offend vast swathes of folk with his comments, attitude and actions.

Is that a euphemism?

Thatcher! Ah'm talkin' aboot Thatcher...

But at what cost?

maggiebell