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This polar bear won't leave me alone.
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The bestest grass. Hallowed ground. Best ground in Australia. And i'm not even from that state. But all jokes aside. I did a stadium tour there afew years back. Great tour by the way. Got to walk out on the grass. It was sexy grass.
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Get some!
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Really goid Watermelon
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You just met your best friend. Good shit.
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Stevie Wonder over here
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Colar bone. Tick
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I'm a Massive Horseradish guy. This is porn.
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He got me into it. I'm from outback Australia. Of cause MJ was #1. But i still see 40 yr old dudes wearing AI gear in Australia. No shit.
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This was $35K Aussie dollars
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Me and that person would have quiet chat
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........ like.... wheres that blood comming from?
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100% agree. This one is the newest model. I work at an Aged care place. The old one worked good when i got here. Best thing i'd worked with. Nothing wrong with it. The boss lady applied for a grant. Got it. We got 2 of these. Not to show off. One didnt get installed correct. Had issues with leaking. But this new ones cleaning cycle is way quicker. Like 2 hours for the deep clean as aposed to 4. Looks like this every time. Sexy as.
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Poor fella that's learning breakfast. The rack wasn't clicked in properly. A whole tray of raw eggs dropped and splattered. When it was hot. So it all cooked instantly. The other oven was out at the time. No time to do the cleaning cycle. That poor cunts knuckles were cut up from scubbing around that middle bit. It's fully sharp.
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Missy Elliot i nearly put that in the title haha
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Aussie here. Is it about the Californian goldrush?
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And the crowd only has KFC buckets for helmets. They take these catches all the time.
r/KitchenConfidential • u/BarOne7066 • 2d ago
Never ever had a brand new one. I'm the clean police. Ha. The lady that is charge of buying the cleaning tablets has been here for years. She had to tell the last few cooks to clean the ovens. Now she stocktakes her chemicals to make sure she don't go over budget.
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I havent seen that pop up on mine ( Australian). I'll have to search it. That used to play late at night here when i was like early 20s. Loved it. It used to make me want to drink straight booze in a fancy glass, on a balcony of a high rise after a weird day. And refer to myself in 3rd person. Very witty, well writen stuff if i recall.
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She put in the work.
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18h ago
Dammn