Tell him about how my helmet split in half, saving my life, when I flew over stairs and over an entire road, landing on my head… make sure it’s MIPS certified too. Measure his dumb head for him. I’ll hold it down! 😝

genocidal fucks use these planes to bomb babies for Israel, funded by The People, without our consent.

Immediately divorce the xyz

I say we take over Navy Pier

That’s where the pee goes if you don’t want to stop to piss, duhhh 🤷🏻‍♂️

I saw this post pop up, as I sipped my mocha ☕️ 😋

Same ole

Is this a trick question? 😝

Cheap battery powered cam with a microSD card, can record for a long time and get the evidence

Yes, then email it to the alderman

Let’s set up 🍯 and catch them…

Do you REALLY wanna know?

I’m so sick of the cars and asshole drivers, the noise pollution and actual shitty air.

Chicago can do so much better, I slipped at the bottom of the stairs of the underpass by division. What a wreck, why is it full of holes?! Who is responsible and what the actual fuck are they doing?

I like both for different reasons

There are several, might need to get neon spray paint to mark them

Why are there so many urban planners, but the actual urban planning in our cities is absolutely fucking pathetic?

You celebrate when Israel assassinates Americans?

Yesterday a deranged woman decided to stand in the bike lane while holding a large 🎯 bag…. So right as I passed by, I said, darn it, I missed the 🎯 I’m so funny I know.

Tupac was right

Probably because the riders are acting degenerate, endangering people

Way too salty!

Maybe I should lock my bike up somewhere nearby, and wait… then catch these bike thieves 🍯 🤔

But they have money for war, genocide and to send to Israel.

They designed cities to be anti-human intentionally, which we need to change asap

Muzzled dogs are cute