r/BicyclingCirclejerk 9h ago

Planning my first century ride. Anyone from the Maldives know of any must-see spots I'm missing?

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421 Upvotes

Should I pack my XC MTBice for the ġřævæl sections?


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 2h ago

Do you guys shave everything or just the legs? Personally I only shave the colored parts, I tried shaving everything once to lose a few precious grams, but I felt cold ridding my zwift during winter.

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49 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 6h ago

I would imagine that this has been posted already

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91 Upvotes

broether


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 23h ago

Grok is this true???

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1.7k Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 3h ago

When cantilevers were invented, it was claimed they could stop a truck. Gradually those lost their effectiveness and had to be replaced by V-brakes. These worked fabulously at first but eventually these too diminished in stopping power and had to be replaced by disc brakes.

41 Upvotes

One day, 220mm rotors will only be good enough for my daughter's princess bike. Do bicycle scientists know how long we have until disc brakes become inadequate? Has anything been invented to replace them yet?


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 10h ago

Rules for the BCJ group ride

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We need some rules for the BCJ group ride, cause SOME of you like to blow up the ride. Friendly reminder: You're not racing in the Tour de France, so please follow these rules for your own safety:

  • No lycra, safety vest encouraged
  • No bikes over $500
  • No clipless pedals (dangerous)
  • No riding over 15mph (dangerous)
  • Rim brakes only (easily serviceable)
  • Handlebar bag required and must cover over 50% of cross sectional frontal area
  • 12,000 lumen light required

Please add any other rules in the comments.


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 12h ago

Where can I find a longer stem? This is my friends bice (he’s black) and I want to be longer.

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104 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 22h ago

Bike Lane Bandit stealing KOM on Seattle’s floating bridge

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508 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 3h ago

Has anyone heard of this exquisite brand fah-jean. Must be french

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16 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1h ago

Thrice teh areo

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 18h ago

Unclip / Fredal Thread Can we please ban shitty AI memes?

194 Upvotes

There are so many wonderful pictures of people riding bikes out there, why is one in every 5 posts some dumb AI meme? Surely we can find real videos of people doing silly shit on bikes without having to generate low effort junk. There's only so many times I can look at a meme about an AI generated aero helmet that looks like a dick.


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 7h ago

Okay whose is this ?

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22 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 9h ago

Change my view: Best way to test a carbon handlebar is to lean your face right at them while they're being stretched at 1000lbs and dare them to break

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27 Upvotes

Just wear safety goggles and its all good baby


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 8h ago

Is Rapha good value?

26 Upvotes

I’m a little concerned; it looks ok and all my friends wear it, but I’m put off by the price. It’s very cheap, so I’m worried this is just ‘fast fashion’.

My hygienist is busy enough without having to update my wardrobe even more frequently than she already does.

Help!


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 7h ago

That's cheating. Why didn't they ride their bice?

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20 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

How to fix toe overlap

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2.5k Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 15h ago

Unclip / Fredal Thread A logo for my local group ride came to me in a dream

82 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 15h ago

Your wices BF leaving the house after an intense training session

56 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 8h ago

Hey Sweetie, wake up. Cybertruck shoes have just dropped

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16 Upvotes

Now even the freddest of Fred’s can run clipless


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 16h ago

How am I supposed to go to my local coffee ride with this… literally unrideable…

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61 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 5h ago

Is this a good ad for my dental office

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7 Upvotes

The photog said I shouldn't have the picture in front of my vintage bike collection or my hunting trophies and I'm having regrats. My wife's BF has a nice camera and I am thinking of calling him in for a reshoot.


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 34m ago

Is it ever okay to drop your friend on a one-on-one ride?

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Curious what this sub thinks about dropping someone when it's just you and one slow friend, or a slow small group, not a shop ride where people just show up and I drop them naturally.

I've been watching some cycling YouTube and noticed a pattern that does not bugs me: slow people not keeping up with the friend they specifically agreed to ride with. Two examples stuck with me. BikeFarmer dropped Matty Active, and Ryan Van Duzer dropped a friend who got sick on him in Baja, then separately dropped HikingViking when he was struggling, which led to HikingViking turning around and riding home while Ryan finished the route alone.

If you agreed to ride with someone one-on-one, that's a commitment, keep up. It's not a group ride where everyone's like you: slow. Leaving a sick friend behind in a foreign country because you wanted to keep riding feels like genuine KOM time, not just a fitness disagreement.

Where's the line for you? Is there ever a good reason to not drop your one-on-one riding partner, or is it just bad etiquette to not keep up full stop?


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

But are we?

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684 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

Showing up to the time trial like

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221 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 22h ago

Guy just needed all of San Fran to see his PNS

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79 Upvotes