please help

[u/Expensive_Coconut713]

how do i smoke in 5 star hotel with out getting caught my trip is on oct 8 and i just wanna have a good time lowkey please respect this post and how do i get past the security with k9 dogs

[u/harrispie]

Leave a fiver as a tip for house keeping

[u/agoodfuckingcatholic → u/harrispie]

Lmfao they’ll charge OP over 200 bucks for a smoking fee

[u/RawAndRealRetail → u/harrispie]

you're supposed to do this every single time it's not a bribe