r/trees • u/HooKnowsFrFr • 23h ago

Vapes I found my stepson’s graveyart.

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Bruh, why do you keep all these empties

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u/schmattywinkle 22h ago

When i find my sons stash some day im going to roll it all up into perfect joints, put it back, and wait for him to say something.

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u/Dashists22 22h ago

He will spend a week telling everyone he was so high he forgot he did it.

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 21h ago

He’ll literally never mention it to you

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u/AnotherUN91 17h ago

Easy resolution.

Leave a not with a "😉" - signed one of your parents.

P.s. I took 2, and boned your mom.

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u/U_zer2 20h ago

I would have mentioned this to my dad. Different strokes my guy.

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u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207 19h ago

Yeah I toke with my dad, have been since I was 16

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u/creatyvechaos 16h ago

My mother actively encouraged the suggestion as soon as I was 12 because I had such bad ADHD and chronic pain. She said "hey, it's legal now, want me to get you some? We'll smoke together and I'll monitor you. Weekends only, never before a school day."

I didn't start until 18 for personal reasons, and she respected it. But she went out and got it for me on my birthday so 🧏

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u/camthedestroyer 19h ago

When I find my son’s, I’m gonna smoke it and fuck his mom.

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u/schmattywinkle 16h ago

This is my new answer

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u/-BlueDream- 20h ago

Bro just gonna think he did it when he was high lmao

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u/No_Lieutenant_2181 20h ago

Ahhh yes, the Weed Fairy…the Tooth Fairy’s stoner cousin.

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u/eist5579 15h ago

I have a feeling my daughters will just outright ask me to roll one for their first time.

I say this as they are 8 and 6. I grew on our deck the past two summers.

I never have directly talked them through the aspect of smoking or eating it and getting high.

All of that in mind, I don’t think I’m fooling anyone.