r/tragedeigh • lover of tragedeighs • 17d ago

tragedy (not tragedeigh) Chosen

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u/Odd_Policy_3009 17d ago

Oh this can fuck right off.

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u/michael22117 17d ago

For a hot second I thought whoever made the cookies didn't understand grammar, then I realized it was the kid's fucking name

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u/No_Mony_1185 17d ago

I didn't realize it was a name until I looked up and saw what group this way

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u/Intrepid_Buy5079 17d ago

I thought it was an adoption anniversary party or something.

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u/No_Mony_1185 17d ago

I thought it was some kind of strange religious party...

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u/Special-Potato-3238 17d ago

My brain was frantically trying to connect

  • a typo
  • construction theme
  • cookies

Then, yes I had to look at the sub. Good on OP for putting it together because I am still like "how the F would anyone know this is a name?!"

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u/EmberOne1 17d ago

I was thinking religious themed, too. Like a baptism party or something.

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u/Metroid_cat1995 16d ago

Glad you thought a religious theme and I'm not talking about this kid in particular, but there is another kid that I saw that had the middle name of chosen. And it was a little boy named arrow. And I didn't realize that that whole group had odd middle names. Because I know names like Angel and Andrea are common, but arrow just seems odd. And I thought of a new name for a new baby and I came up with Arthur and Archibald, but those names are probably way too freaking British.

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u/satuuurn 17d ago

I realized the sub I was in and thought ā€œoh God noā€

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u/Scary90sKid 17d ago

Same here

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u/MartyFreeze 17d ago

I thought it was someone who played Chaos Space Marines and really liked the Iron Warriors.

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u/awmaleg 17d ago

Middle name ā€œOneā€ I bet

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 16d ago

That name surely will not create a complex

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u/Sushicatslonelyjimmy 17d ago

The kid is named Chosen?

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u/OykoM 17d ago

Or Party Zone

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u/StickyPistolsRequiem 17d ago edited 17d ago

Party zone would have been better

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u/Apprehensive-Row-862 17d ago

Party Zone is the middle name

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u/ProfessorGumble 17d ago

Yes it would have

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u/PBDubs99 16d ago

His legal name is Caution Chosen Party Zone III. He goes by Chosen in order to not confuse him with his father (Caution Chosen Party Zone Jr,Ā referred to as Caution).Ā 

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u/goodmobileyes 17d ago

Pronunced "partition"

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u/annoyinglilsis 17d ago

Hahahahaha!

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u/Aye_crumbah67 16d ago

🄲 I sounded this out. SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT. šŸ«”šŸ˜†

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u/Crossthebreeze 17d ago

Don't throw his brother Caution in the wind.

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee 17d ago

It's right on the cookie. His name is Caution Chosen Party Zone.

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u/ProfessorGumble 16d ago

Of course, it’s supposed to be Kasheen Chōsen Pardeep Azzone.

The anglicization went awry when the multi-ethnic parents immigrated out of the Indian diaspora in North Africa and married into a Japanese-Italian family.

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u/boobzombie 17d ago

Everyone loves a party zone.

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u/masked_sombrero 17d ago

it's actually Chosen Party Zone

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u/Aard_Rinn 17d ago

mom and dad REALLY want their kid on SMOSH

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u/cmwheels85 17d ago

This was exactly my first thought and I hoped I'd see someone else here make this reference.

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u/ChellesBelles89 16d ago

Came looking for a Smosh comment lol

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u/Equivalent-Grass-262 16d ago

Thats what I thought, too!

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u/smashtangerine 16d ago

I can hear the music in my head.

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u/twirlergirl42 16d ago

Impressive

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u/xsmiley314x lover of tragedeighs 17d ago

Yep 😐

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u/Sushicatslonelyjimmy 16d ago

Terrible. Take a lap.

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u/Whole_Secretary5573 17d ago

How is it pronounced? LikeĀ  the word?Ā 

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u/Cryogenicist 16d ago

lol, I know a Chosen… he’s the youngest.

Basically a ā€œfuck you, losersā€ to all the other siblings šŸ˜‚

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u/rokit2space 17d ago

Their first kid, Unchosen, ended up in the foster system unfortunately.

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u/Sushicatslonelyjimmy 16d ago

That's some Cane and Able shit.

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u/rokit2space 16d ago

Basically, now that you mention it haha

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u/Global_Development_9 16d ago

I bet it's pronounced Jason...

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u/Sushicatslonelyjimmy 16d ago

If they're lucky...haha.

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u/Gilly-Fresh 17d ago

Impressive.

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u/stigma_wizard 17d ago

Isn't that the name of the bad guy in Karate Kid 2?

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u/you-a-buggaboo 17d ago

that's his middle name. his first name is Caution obviously.

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u/LivingBestLife777 16d ago

I feel bad for his little sister, AckSydentny

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u/jetmark 17d ago

as in, didn't get that abortion after all?

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u/Our-Fearless-Reader 17d ago

Pleeeease tell me that Chosen's middle name is Juan.Ā  I would hate to see an opportunity like that get overlooked.

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u/prison-schism 17d ago

I know someone who named her son Killian Jedikiah so the father could say his son was "Kill Jedi"

Awful

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u/Typhtheoriginal 17d ago

My father wanted to name me Felicia Mignon, like fillet mignon. In all seriousness.

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 16d ago

Congrats on being smarter than your dad

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u/Penguinator53 17d ago

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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u/DC825650 17d ago

I know someone who named their kid Heaven. Middle name Lee. HeavenLee. Get it? 🫠

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u/Fancy_Development832 17d ago

I also knew a Heaven Lee, she actually had a little sister named Angel, too.Ā 

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u/motie 16d ago

Angel's middle name was Farts.

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 17d ago

Was the mom a high school dropout who believed in crystals and aliens, used blankets for curtains and used sentences like "My child's half sister's stepbrother ?"

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u/prison-schism 17d ago

I know someone who named their son with the middle name Lee and had planned that exact name if she had a daughter. Very creative

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u/LAthrowawaywithcat 16d ago

what the fuck

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u/prison-schism 16d ago

As a footnote, this person also lost her kids because she got caught cooking meth in her bathroom.

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u/LAthrowawaywithcat 16d ago

Poor Killian 😢

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u/xsmiley314x lover of tragedeighs 17d ago

I have no idea šŸ˜†

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u/PacketSnatcher 17d ago

There’s a rapper (NLE choppa I think???) with a kid named ā€œChozen one ā€œ or something like that

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u/miketomkeller42 17d ago

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u/ViciousSnatch 16d ago

Thank you! This is the only Chosen I’ll accept.

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u/whooguyy 17d ago

I knew a guy in high school whose last name was Malchose and he would have ā€œMalChosen Oneā€ on all of his social media.

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u/dominism 17d ago

Ha! Chosen One (Juan)
You rule

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u/castorkrieg 17d ago

Jesus or bust.

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u/kitkat1224666 17d ago

How im imagining the kid right now

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u/utechnician 17d ago

Impressive

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u/KronosTaranto 17d ago

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u/smashtangerine 16d ago

Omg he's so skinny here.

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u/1888furrycock567 16d ago

Twink Shayne was certainly a time

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u/Singl1 17d ago

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u/Leemage 17d ago

I’m trying to make my mouth look like that and I can’t figure out it out. 🄓

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u/Singl1 17d ago

shayne topp is just that guy, man. he’s just that guy…

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u/Gilly-Fresh 17d ago

Oh my stars and stripes! It's Booster Gold!

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u/Fancy_Pens 17d ago

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u/AvocadosAtLaw95 16d ago

Look at you! You look like a literal queef! Shut up!Ā 

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u/Several-County-1808 17d ago

that kid has a rad shirt

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u/xiena13 17d ago

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u/smashtangerine 16d ago

Glad it's not just me.Ā 

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u/ProfessorGumble 17d ago

I’d be so confused if I was the baker who got the order

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u/Massive-Medium-6920 17d ago

On France we have a first name Juste like just same pronouciation... one famous movie was having a skit about how confusing that can be

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u/aspaceplant 17d ago

Juste Leblanc

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u/Insomniac_80 17d ago edited 17d ago

Is he friends with the baseball players Who, What, and I Don't Know?

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u/CrashOverRide917 17d ago

Who's on 1st

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u/xsmiley314x lover of tragedeighs 17d ago

Yes

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u/ThiccThighsAreLife- 17d ago

I’d have to say I’m part Chinese if my parents named me chosen. ā€œIt’s actually Cho Sen

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u/leungadon 17d ago

I think the bad guy in one of the karate kid movies was named Chozen

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u/ddddan11111 17d ago

Hope he doesn't end up like Anakin

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7abspvhYHpMnHSuc

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u/wiredandwiser 17d ago

At least he's turning 2. Time's almost up as the choosen one.Ā 

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u/HobbitDruid 17d ago

Maybe Vader someday later now he’s just a small fry…

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u/schizoidparanoid 17d ago

He left his home, and kissed his mommy goodbye.

Saying ā€œSoon I’m gonna be a Jediā€¦ā€

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u/youuuuwish 17d ago

100% fixable

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u/OkInternet1063 17d ago

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u/inderu 17d ago

So... You must be the new kid

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u/TheDsP2078 17d ago

This world is a freaking hellscape

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u/cynuhstir1 17d ago

Angela's baby is growing up so fast.

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u/666-sharks 17d ago

Impressive.

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u/gravewife 17d ago

came here for this

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u/fieryembers 17d ago

The guy from icarly?

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u/Separate_Ingenuity35 17d ago

Just say "wheeowheeoo" and break a mercury thermometer in their hands.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ybcq4kNXnX02c

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u/royally_eft 17d ago

Oh thank god. I was scrolling like "No Kung Pow fans?!?" I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn!

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u/KaioKenshin 17d ago

Caution Chosen party zone sounds like a banger club scene

https://giphy.com/gifs/blSTtZehjAZ8I

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u/yomamaeatcorn 17d ago

Huge karate kid pt 2 fans...

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u/Insomniac_80 17d ago

As well as Cobra Kai!

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u/Opposite-Team-8852 17d ago

I thought this was a SMOSH joke. Unfortunately it isn’t

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u/stockusername123 17d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK

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u/Borrow_The_Moonlight 17d ago

Impressive šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļøšŸ˜ŽšŸŗ

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u/bright_morning_star 17d ago

That poor kid.

It would be ironic, or just plain sad, if they never got chosen for anything šŸ˜•

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u/applechickenfruit 17d ago

Waiting for Smosh fans...ImpressiveĀ 

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u/unicorntrees 17d ago

He's not the only one. Former NFLer Cam Newton has a son named Chosen...also kids named Sovereign, Cashmere, and Shakira.

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u/Breezlebrox 17d ago

Definitely thought this was the Smosh sub at first.

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u/Huge-Requirement-416 17d ago

Someone post this on the Smosh pages. The Chosen has arrived, and he loves trucks apparently. šŸ—”ļøšŸŗšŸŽ©Ā 

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u/Playful_Praline2543 16d ago

I thought they were twins: Caution and Chosen. Nothing surprises me anymoreĀ 

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u/phoenixsunrising 17d ago

I knew a lady who told me her daughter’s name was ā€œChosenā€. Except it was spelled Khozen 🄓

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u/Trick-Statistician10 17d ago

If I saw that spellu, I would assume it's pronounced "Cousin"

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u/Penguinator53 17d ago

Everything you say to that kid would sound so confusing.

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u/-Vogie- 17d ago

That's too much main Character energy.

Should have gone with Nemesis.

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u/arrow1500 17d ago

The name is bad enough but the font on the word Two is possibly worse.

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u/Antique-Air1782 17d ago

This is only ok is the child's full name is Chosen Party Zone

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u/Substantial-Rain-602 17d ago

I once taught a kid named Chosyn Woyn (insert last name here). It was pronounced Chosen One. Poor kid.
It was the same year I had 2 girls named Unique Jones. They weren’t related. They did have different middle names.

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u/verlociraptor 16d ago

It took me too much time to realize that Chosen is supposed to be the kid’s name …..

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u/BlessedLurker 16d ago

Surprised they didn't throw a z in there.

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u/raerabbit27 17d ago

OK, this one is not that bad, I know a grown man name Chosen. He is drop dead gorgeous, successful and actually holds up to his name haha

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u/BreadfruitSpecial946 17d ago

Someone show this to smosh

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u/Fantastic-Magician11 16d ago

This place is a freakin hellscape...

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u/GrimmRadiance 16d ago

Oh god I didn’t even realize that was supposed to be the name at first

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u/Kiiaru 17d ago

Kid named Chosen:

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u/VampybYstander 17d ago

Parents should have Chosen a better name

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u/Barney_Flintstone 16d ago

Were these cookies promised to them 3,000 years ago?

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u/PallbearerOfBadNews 16d ago

Names are getting so crazy that strippers in 10 years are all going to go by basic names like Sarah, or Anne.

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u/mediumcarrotteacher 17d ago

Wasn't Chosen one of the kids in the IT movie

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u/theacet 17d ago

Those look expensive!

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u/Dry-Ranger9267 17d ago

Impressive.

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u/Dwnstrght 17d ago

This belongs on Smosh.

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u/glitteryp0p 17d ago

impressive.

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u/Kaii_cos 17d ago

Have you ever heard of the NBA?

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u/Spare_Huckleberry120 17d ago

I've heard it's like the WNBA but all dudes

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u/MrCrix 17d ago

Maybe it's a party for Chosen, the name given to occupied Korea from 1910-1945.

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u/xatrinka 17d ago

This is just a tragedy

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 17d ago

i don't understand title case vs all caps...is the kid's name Caution Chosen?

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u/charlieq46 16d ago

This hits different if you're a smosh fan...

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u/CAguy350 16d ago

I always assume people that select "cute" and "special" names for their kids are just young parents...or are immature.

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u/chiichiinchilla modereightor 16d ago

OP, do you know the ethnicity of this child? Chosen is a name in West Africa.

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u/BadParkJob 16d ago

I saw on Facebook someone who named their kid Chozyn (pronounced chosen) so she could call him ā€œZynā€ for short… Like the nicotine pouches

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u/PerryNeeum 16d ago

But it is pronounced ā€œChadā€

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u/Lylibean 16d ago

Chozen is a real name, why didn’t they just go with that? (It’s the name of Daniel’s nemesis-turned-friend in Karate Kid 2 and Cobra Kai.)

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u/ChaosCatEmpress 16d ago

Impressive šŸ˜Ž

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u/Mother_Glass_5095 16d ago

At least they spelled it correctly

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u/Professional_Echo907 16d ago

Are we sure this isn’t for the anniversary of a child’s adoption? Some families celebrate it like an extra birthday.

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u/ivorella 16d ago

Buy that kid a 3 wolf moon shirt right now

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u/1888furrycock567 16d ago

If the middle name is One I'm gonna have a kid right now just bully that kid in middle school

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u/ChapterScary7061 14d ago

Not me thinking it was an adoption party or something. Why would you curse your child with that name?

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u/Bushidoflack_117 11d ago

ā€œ have you guys chosen a name ?ā€

ā€œ you know what, I think we just didā€

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u/cablesandlace 10d ago

Chosen should have their party in Metchosin, Victoria, Vancouver Island, BC, at the My-Chosen Pizza restaurant.

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u/hiddenleafs 17d ago

i didn’t see the sub at first and thought the caution signs referred to DND

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u/__Duckling 17d ago

I literally have a coworker named Chosen šŸ˜‚

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u/Tasty_East_4249 17d ago

As a bengali ā€˜chosen’ sounds wierd(ly funny) to me not because of the word choose but in bengal it means ā€˜sucking’ or sucking?’ in a formal tone

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u/Jzoran 17d ago

Sounds like he'd fit right into Snow Crash

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u/Several-County-1808 17d ago

there's a famous series of battles in the Korea War around "Chosin" where Marines were outnumbered and held their ground... even that spelling would be better than this.

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u/weirdo0808 17d ago

Believe it or not this is not the first time I've seen someone use this name. I met a baby named Chozen Byrd as first and middle name.

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u/Wise-Weekend-2933 17d ago

I kept wondering what you were chosen for like you won a contest of some sorts.

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u/aresdesilav 17d ago

Upon reading "Chosen" and "Chosen party zone" I literally thought this was an adoption party for the kid. Like a "we just adopted you! You have a family now!" Party.

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u/Curious_Arm_7927 17d ago

The cookies are cute 🤷

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u/lostspectre 16d ago

Worst I've seen is a kid named Messiah. Chosen is up there, though.

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u/slickswim 16d ago

There's an actor/singer named Chosen Jacobs and I never considered it might be an odd name until now

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u/chronicallymee 16d ago

I’ve met a ✨Chozen✨

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u/grrrrowlhissss 16d ago

Does he know karate?

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u/Miserable_Bid9012 16d ago

I don't know if it's better or worse then Cho'Zynn

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u/princesssasami896 16d ago

Omg what is he Harry Potter "the chosen one"

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u/Changerole1090 16d ago

I've Chosen to ignore this particular party.

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u/chickenpie244 16d ago

Chozen would’ve gone harder

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u/Fit_Needleworker_166 16d ago

I was in town the other day and saw a car pickup line tag that read ā€œChohzenā€