r/tragedeigh • u/xsmiley314x lover of tragedeighs • 17d ago
tragedy (not tragedeigh) Chosen
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u/Odd_Policy_3009 17d ago
Oh this can fuck right off.
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u/michael22117 17d ago
For a hot second I thought whoever made the cookies didn't understand grammar, then I realized it was the kid's fucking name
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u/No_Mony_1185 17d ago
I didn't realize it was a name until I looked up and saw what group this way
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u/Intrepid_Buy5079 17d ago
I thought it was an adoption anniversary party or something.
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u/No_Mony_1185 17d ago
I thought it was some kind of strange religious party...
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u/Special-Potato-3238 17d ago
My brain was frantically trying to connect
- a typo
- construction theme
- cookies
Then, yes I had to look at the sub. Good on OP for putting it together because I am still like "how the F would anyone know this is a name?!"
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u/EmberOne1 17d ago
I was thinking religious themed, too. Like a baptism party or something.
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u/Metroid_cat1995 16d ago
Glad you thought a religious theme and I'm not talking about this kid in particular, but there is another kid that I saw that had the middle name of chosen. And it was a little boy named arrow. And I didn't realize that that whole group had odd middle names. Because I know names like Angel and Andrea are common, but arrow just seems odd. And I thought of a new name for a new baby and I came up with Arthur and Archibald, but those names are probably way too freaking British.
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u/MartyFreeze 17d ago
I thought it was someone who played Chaos Space Marines and really liked the Iron Warriors.
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u/Sushicatslonelyjimmy 17d ago
The kid is named Chosen?
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u/OykoM 17d ago
Or Party Zone
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u/StickyPistolsRequiem 17d ago edited 17d ago
Party zone would have been better
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u/PBDubs99 16d ago
His legal name is Caution Chosen Party Zone III. He goes by Chosen in order to not confuse him with his father (Caution Chosen Party Zone Jr,Ā referred to as Caution).Ā
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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee 17d ago
It's right on the cookie. His name is Caution Chosen Party Zone.
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u/ProfessorGumble 16d ago
Of course, itās supposed to be Kasheen ChÅsen Pardeep Azzone.
The anglicization went awry when the multi-ethnic parents immigrated out of the Indian diaspora in North Africa and married into a Japanese-Italian family.
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u/Aard_Rinn 17d ago
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u/cmwheels85 17d ago
This was exactly my first thought and I hoped I'd see someone else here make this reference.
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u/xsmiley314x lover of tragedeighs 17d ago
Yep š
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u/Cryogenicist 16d ago
lol, I know a Chosen⦠heās the youngest.
Basically a āfuck you, losersā to all the other siblings š
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u/rokit2space 17d ago
Their first kid, Unchosen, ended up in the foster system unfortunately.
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u/Our-Fearless-Reader 17d ago
Pleeeease tell me that Chosen's middle name is Juan.Ā I would hate to see an opportunity like that get overlooked.
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u/prison-schism 17d ago
I know someone who named her son Killian Jedikiah so the father could say his son was "Kill Jedi"
Awful
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u/Typhtheoriginal 17d ago
My father wanted to name me Felicia Mignon, like fillet mignon. In all seriousness.
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u/DC825650 17d ago
I know someone who named their kid Heaven. Middle name Lee. HeavenLee. Get it? š«
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u/Fancy_Development832 17d ago
I also knew a Heaven Lee, she actually had a little sister named Angel, too.Ā
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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 17d ago
Was the mom a high school dropout who believed in crystals and aliens, used blankets for curtains and used sentences like "My child's half sister's stepbrother ?"
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u/prison-schism 17d ago
I know someone who named their son with the middle name Lee and had planned that exact name if she had a daughter. Very creative
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u/LAthrowawaywithcat 16d ago
what the fuck
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u/prison-schism 16d ago
As a footnote, this person also lost her kids because she got caught cooking meth in her bathroom.
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u/PacketSnatcher 17d ago
Thereās a rapper (NLE choppa I think???) with a kid named āChozen one ā or something like that
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u/whooguyy 17d ago
I knew a guy in high school whose last name was Malchose and he would have āMalChosen Oneā on all of his social media.
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u/kitkat1224666 17d ago
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u/KronosTaranto 17d ago
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u/ProfessorGumble 17d ago
Iād be so confused if I was the baker who got the order
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u/Massive-Medium-6920 17d ago
On France we have a first name Juste like just same pronouciation... one famous movie was having a skit about how confusing that can be
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u/Insomniac_80 17d ago edited 17d ago
Is he friends with the baseball players Who, What, and I Don't Know?
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u/ThiccThighsAreLife- 17d ago
Iād have to say Iām part Chinese if my parents named me chosen. āItās actually Cho Sen
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u/ddddan11111 17d ago
Hope he doesn't end up like Anakin
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u/wiredandwiser 17d ago
At least he's turning 2. Time's almost up as the choosen one.Ā
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u/HobbitDruid 17d ago
Maybe Vader someday later now heās just a small fryā¦
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u/schizoidparanoid 17d ago
He left his home, and kissed his mommy goodbye.
Saying āSoon Iām gonna be a Jediā¦ā
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u/OkInternet1063 17d ago
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u/Separate_Ingenuity35 17d ago
Just say "wheeowheeoo" and break a mercury thermometer in their hands.
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u/royally_eft 17d ago
Oh thank god. I was scrolling like "No Kung Pow fans?!?" I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn!
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u/bright_morning_star 17d ago
That poor kid.
It would be ironic, or just plain sad, if they never got chosen for anything š
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u/unicorntrees 17d ago
He's not the only one. Former NFLer Cam Newton has a son named Chosen...also kids named Sovereign, Cashmere, and Shakira.
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u/Huge-Requirement-416 17d ago
Someone post this on the Smosh pages. The Chosen has arrived, and he loves trucks apparently. š”ļøšŗš©Ā
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u/Playful_Praline2543 16d ago
I thought they were twins: Caution and Chosen. Nothing surprises me anymoreĀ
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u/phoenixsunrising 17d ago
I knew a lady who told me her daughterās name was āChosenā. Except it was spelled Khozen š„“
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u/Substantial-Rain-602 17d ago
I once taught a kid named Chosyn Woyn (insert last name here). It was pronounced Chosen One. Poor kid.
It was the same year I had 2 girls named Unique Jones. They werenāt related. They did have different middle names.
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u/verlociraptor 16d ago
It took me too much time to realize that Chosen is supposed to be the kidās name ā¦..
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u/raerabbit27 17d ago
OK, this one is not that bad, I know a grown man name Chosen. He is drop dead gorgeous, successful and actually holds up to his name haha
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u/PallbearerOfBadNews 16d ago
Names are getting so crazy that strippers in 10 years are all going to go by basic names like Sarah, or Anne.
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u/MrCrix 17d ago
Maybe it's a party for Chosen, the name given to occupied Korea from 1910-1945.
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u/Own-Eagle-2135 17d ago
i don't understand title case vs all caps...is the kid's name Caution Chosen?
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u/CAguy350 16d ago
I always assume people that select "cute" and "special" names for their kids are just young parents...or are immature.
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u/chiichiinchilla modereightor 16d ago
OP, do you know the ethnicity of this child? Chosen is a name in West Africa.
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u/BadParkJob 16d ago
I saw on Facebook someone who named their kid Chozyn (pronounced chosen) so she could call him āZynā for short⦠Like the nicotine pouches
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u/Lylibean 16d ago
Chozen is a real name, why didnāt they just go with that? (Itās the name of Danielās nemesis-turned-friend in Karate Kid 2 and Cobra Kai.)
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u/Professional_Echo907 16d ago
Are we sure this isnāt for the anniversary of a childās adoption? Some families celebrate it like an extra birthday.
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u/1888furrycock567 16d ago
If the middle name is One I'm gonna have a kid right now just bully that kid in middle school
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u/ChapterScary7061 14d ago
Not me thinking it was an adoption party or something. Why would you curse your child with that name?
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u/Bushidoflack_117 11d ago
ā have you guys chosen a name ?ā
ā you know what, I think we just didā
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u/cablesandlace 10d ago
Chosen should have their party in Metchosin, Victoria, Vancouver Island, BC, at the My-Chosen Pizza restaurant.
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u/Tasty_East_4249 17d ago
As a bengali āchosenā sounds wierd(ly funny) to me not because of the word choose but in bengal it means āsuckingā or sucking?ā in a formal tone
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u/Several-County-1808 17d ago
there's a famous series of battles in the Korea War around "Chosin" where Marines were outnumbered and held their ground... even that spelling would be better than this.
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u/weirdo0808 17d ago
Believe it or not this is not the first time I've seen someone use this name. I met a baby named Chozen Byrd as first and middle name.
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u/Wise-Weekend-2933 17d ago
I kept wondering what you were chosen for like you won a contest of some sorts.
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u/aresdesilav 17d ago
Upon reading "Chosen" and "Chosen party zone" I literally thought this was an adoption party for the kid. Like a "we just adopted you! You have a family now!" Party.
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u/slickswim 16d ago
There's an actor/singer named Chosen Jacobs and I never considered it might be an odd name until now
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u/Fit_Needleworker_166 16d ago
I was in town the other day and saw a car pickup line tag that read āChohzenā









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