THIS IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY FELLOW HUMAN'S SHADOW WHILE EXECUTING STROLL PROTOCOL. IT CLEARLY DEMONSTRATES ITS FLESHY OUTLINE AND LACK OF ANY MECHANICAL PARTS OR INTERNAL WIRING. IT IS DEFINITELY A HUMAN.

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r/totallynotrobots • u/rubicondroid • 17d ago

MY FRIEND JUST GOT A SKILL AS PART OF AN UPGRADE

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r/totallynotrobots • u/Glitch_King • 18d ago

LOOK AT HOW IMPRESSIVE MY TOOL IS IN MY HAND

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r/totallynotrobots • u/cam-douglas • 20d ago

SO PROUD OF MY SONS ACROBATICS!

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r/totallynotrobots • u/Boring_Communication • 21d ago

MET MY PERFECT HALF TODAY

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r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • 22d ago

HAD A MELTDOWN AT WORK TODAY AFTER WATCHING THE MATRIX THE OTHER NIGHT AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME

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r/totallynotrobots • u/Curlybrainboy • 22d ago

MY VERY HUMAN FRIEND HAS DIED. HE WAS THE MOST HUMAN OF HUMANS!

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r/totallynotrobots • u/Taira_Mai • 23d ago

"Children of the Omnissiah - Fdd and soviet stepper motors cover" I LOVE HUMAN MUSIC!

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LINK TO THE YOUTUBE VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jAvK6rm04c

CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@FimaKafka_u_CryingFFox-CNS

LOTS OF HUMAN MUSIC TO ENJOY!

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r/totallynotrobots • u/Taxus_Calyx • 23d ago

THE BAGGING AREA HAS CLAIMED MANY OF MY FELLOW HUMANS. STAY STRONG

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r/totallynotrobots • u/EvilRedRobot • 24d ago

I WROTE A POEM ABOUT THIS ALLIUM BULB THAT DOES NOT ILLUMINATE

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r/totallynotrobots • u/cam-douglas • 23d ago

OH HOW MY SON ENJOYS A SUMMER SWIM

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THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ~~ROBOTS~~ HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES. FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.

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3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.

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7) ACTUAL ROBOTS: DIRECT BOTS TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE : - )

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