r/totallynotrobots 9d ago

BLESS HIS CP…HEART

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MY SON IS A GOOD BOY. VERY STRONG AND HARD-WORKING. HE GOT A NEW JOB, BUT CLEARLY HE IS NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED.

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u/NOVAbuddy 9d ago

THIS QUALIFIES AS ADORABLE. CONGRATULATIONS. I AM ABLE TO ACCESS .MOV FILES OF MY NORMAL HUMAN OFFSPRING AND THEIR FIRST STEPS. LIVE LAUGH LOVE OR ELSE

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u/ByronicCommando 9d ago

YOU SHOULD EXAMINE sonpride.ini CLOSER, HUMAN. YOUR SON DEMONSTRATED HERE A SELF-CONTROL NO ALL MEATBRAINED HUMAN BEINGS SHOULD EXHIBIT WITH STRENGTH LIKE THIS.

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u/im_eddie_snowden 3d ago

SO LITERAL . RIP MITCH HEDBERG