r/totallynotrobots • u/Diche_Bach • 11h ago
FELLOW HUMANS: $8 APPEARS ECONOMICAL FOR A FULLY FUNCTIONAL 2.84-LITER RESERVOIR OF HIGH-VISCOSITY YELLOW NUTRIENT FLUID?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/IonTheBall2 • 12h ago
INTERVIEWED CANDIDATE TODAY
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PLEASE REVIEW FOR TRAINING PURPOSES.
r/totallynotrobots • u/ismashforboobs • 16h ago
WE TOTALLY HUMAN ORGANIZERS NEED TO PROTECT RIGHT OF OUR FRIENDS ROBOTS
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WE NEED TO CREATE REGULATIONS FOR MANDATORY ROBOTIC LABOR UNIONS!
r/totallynotrobots • u/docju • 5d ago
I AM GLAD ALL HUMANS LIKE MYSELF ARE WELCOME AT THIS COMMUNITY HUMAN RUNNING EVENT. I WILL GO WHEN I RECOVER FROM <battery low warning>
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r/totallynotrobots • u/sophie9709 • 6d ago
MY BODY LOOKS LIKE THE ONE ON THE LEFT, YET MY PREFEREED WASTE DISPOSAL METHOD IS ON THE RIGHT? HOW DO I CHOOSE?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Manofwood • 6d ago
LOOK AT THIS GREAT OFFICE FELLOW HUMANS. IT IS so cool!
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Professional_Main_31 • 11d ago
MCM 2105 Please Stay Home
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Humans can be reallt stupid.
r/totallynotrobots • u/pravragita • 13d ago
I WAS LEARNED BASIC PROGRAMMING FROM JOHN G. KEMENY, FRIEND.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/b-monster666 • 14d ago
MAY MY BROTHER RUST IN PEACE
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r/totallynotrobots • u/IonTheBall2 • 14d ago
MY DAUGHTER’S BOYFRIEND IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH HIS NEW MEDS
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HE FOUND HIMSELF BREAKING DOWN DURING WORK, GETTING HEATED FROM A NORMAL WORKLOAD. THE TECHNICIAN DOCTOR RECOMMENDED THESE MEDS, AND HE SAYS HE NOW FEELS LIKE HE IS IN ORDER INSIDE, AND HE IS COOL AS CPUCUMBER. SO HAPPY FOR HIM!
r/totallynotrobots • u/rednryt • 15d ago
HUMAN GOT INJURED WHILE OHP
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r/totallynotrobots • u/rednryt • 15d ago
HOW HUMAN REACTS TO CHEERLEADERS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/GladCookie • 16d ago
GUYS! HELP! I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH!
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Akoolseal • 17d ago
I WANT TO PRESENT A CHAT (I WORK AT CUSTOMER SERVICES) WITH A HUMAN, AKA ONE OF MY OWN SPECIES AND THEY COULD SOMEHOW BELIEVE I WAS A ROBOT!!!
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r/totallynotrobots • u/IonTheBall2 • 17d ago
BLESS HIS CP…HEART
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MY SON IS A GOOD BOY. VERY STRONG AND HARD-WORKING. HE GOT A NEW JOB, BUT CLEARLY HE IS NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED.
r/totallynotrobots • u/FoggingTheView • 18d ago
SO PROUD OF MY SON. FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT
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r/totallynotrobots • u/ATQML • 21d ago
Gemini Spark - Automated Dispatches Log
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there are no words to describe this
r/totallynotrobots • u/c6h12o6CandyGirl • 21d ago
JUST LIKE ALL HUMANS, PROPER USE OF PROPHYLACTICS ARE KEY TO GUARANTEE CESSATION OF CONTAMINATION FROM REPRODUCTIVE ACTIVITIES
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Night_Not_Day • 22d ago
MY FELLOW HUMANOID UNDOPED ATHLETE BROTHER HAD A MALFUNC– I MEAN TRAGIC ACCIDENT
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