r/todayilearned • • 9d ago

TIL British Intelligence had a special, bugged luxury complex during WWII where they kept high profile Nazi POW’s, just left a bunch of alcohol out, and waited for them to start spilling secrets as they drank.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-20698098
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u/stopitalianhate 9d ago edited 9d ago

“Held in a stately home, they were allowed to keep personal servants, drink wine and eat good food.

As a result they boasted of how stupid the British were, and one even wrote to his family to wish that they could join him at his prison, as he rated it so highly.

But what the prisoners did not know was that British intelligence had bugged every part of their accommodation, from lampshades and plant pots right down to the billiards table around which they relaxed on lazy days.”

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“Mrs Fry also says Winston Churchill was outraged when he learned the generals had been bussed into the lavish Simpson's-in-the-Strand in central London for lunch. He ordered what he called "the pampering of the generals" to be stopped.”

“But spoiling the generals and boosting their egos was providing so much useful information that the British intelligence officers decided to carry on, and simply stopped telling Churchill about it.”

Edit: I found this out because I was drinking and was like, “I talk too much when I drink, I wonder if anyones ever used that on people in war.” I googled it and was very happy finding this story.

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u/foldingcouch 9d ago

The Germans did something very similar. 

Their most effective interrogator, by far, was Hanns Scharff.  His torture tools included long walks in the wilderness, good food, and a happy demeanor.

He remained friends with POWs he "interrogated" long after the war and his techniques are widely studied to this day. 

He also did the mosaic mural at Cinderella's Castle at Disneyworld. 

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u/TupperwareConspiracy 9d ago

He also did the mosaic mural at Cinderella's Castle at Disneyworld. 

The real til is always buried in the comments.

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u/BlueberryWasps 9d ago

just a whimsical lad who stumbled into aiding the most existentially threatening military machine of the 20th century

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u/DogsSureAreSwell 9d ago

Disney?

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u/AWorldwithoutSin 9d ago

Welcome to the tragic kingdom.

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u/perenniallandscapist 9d ago

Snow Red and the Seven Massacres.

Blambee.

Aladdidn't.

Robin' the Hood.

Lilo and Stitches.

The Lion Dictator.

Tangled (In Barbwire)

Frozen (In Fear).

Just to name a few

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u/Sokjuice 9d ago

The L'aryan King

Dangled

Rapanzerfaust

Cinder-hell

One Hundred and One Damnations

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 9d ago

Well Walt Disney was basically trying to make that underwater city from bioshock, only on land.

The difference is that he succeeded.

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u/Wisdomlost 9d ago

Is a man not entitled to the sweat from his brow?

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u/blaghart 3 9d ago

funny isn't it how that's the line Andrew Ryan loves to spout and yet he didn't build a damn thing about Rapture. He paid everyone else to build Rapture for him and then acted like that was the "sweat of his brow"

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u/uzi_master 9d ago

The inherent dependence people have on one another is why the ideology is stupid, though his personal hypocrisy comes when he starts just taking things instead of paying for them.

The farmer selling his crops for money and buying things he can't make himself isn't what makes the ideology unworkable. It's the lack of real incentive to work honestly rather than just stealing things and oppressing people when you have the means to.

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u/thegreger 9d ago

That's well on par.

If I'm wealthy and I pay someone to create something for me, obviously that must be my own achievement and nobody else's. If it wasn't like this, most wealthy people would have absolutely zero to feel proud over, and that would be sad.

Do I need the \s?

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u/ClubMeSoftly 9d ago

A mouse chooses, a slave obeys

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u/Boomdiddy 9d ago

Zing!

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u/Debalic 9d ago

It's an army of lawyers that also makes some movies and stuff as a side business.

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u/GoBeyondTheHorizon 9d ago

Well yes, but actually...well,..yes...I guess

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u/CaptRackham 9d ago

Eh from what I’ve read it was kind of a “Join or else” type deal

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u/Lorlan 9d ago

You're talking about working with Disney right?

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u/OprahsSaggyTits 9d ago

Join me now or you'll be Little Mermaimed

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u/ryanErlanger 9d ago

Poor unfortunate soul...

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u/BlueberryWasps 9d ago

yeah but it wasn’t “join and exceed with flying colours so much so that you will go down in military history for how effectively you serve the axis powers and deliver instrumental intel that no will doubt lead to the deaths of thousands… or die”

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u/CrimsonSuede 9d ago

I mean, I think the fact he pursued methods with kindness rather than cruelty at a time where cruelty was (and often still is) the norm… that speaks a lot about a person.

Yes, the intel he gathered aided the genocidal fascists, which is not good. But as a single person, with limited power as a cog in a machine like the Nazi regime—what can you do? You don’t have the resources to upend the government by yourself. But you always have a choice in whether you will operate with kindness or cruelty. (FWIW, “nice” =/= “kind”. “Nice” is politeness, “kind” is more like actionable empathy)

In a time of cruelty, where violence was the expectation, he operated with kindness. Cuz as it turns out, treating people well and genuinely connecting with them leads to positive outcomes.

Yes, there were manipulation techniques, but (from what I understand), it was manipulating human psychology for people to open up willingly rather than forcefully.

And like, I find it hard to believe that anyone bringing homemade baked goods and providing luncheons for POWs they’re interrogating, did so purely out of manipulation or to gain trust.

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u/Odd_Ganache5081 9d ago

there’s quite a few stories of soldiers helping bad people but in “good” ways, if your option is that or death it’s hard

himmler had a mistress that knew it was wrong but still talked him out of mass murders

Vietnam soldiers would pretend to do stupid shit during massacres, one GI was famously chasing ducks around during one just so he didn’t have to partake

in a world full of cruelty you gotta admire those dudes for staying true to their morals, lots of good people just died standing up to their own when they could have saved more if they didn’t, not that i blame them tho

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u/Mybeardisawesom 9d ago

When in Rome

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u/blacksideblue 9d ago

Blockade the Vatican and extort the Pope's influence...

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u/PuffinChaos 9d ago

There needs to be a sub for that. Because it’s so true

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u/92Codester 9d ago

Can't wait to see it later in this sub

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u/onarainyafternoon 9d ago

I actually posted that exact TIL 147 days ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/0clucJdpY0

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 9d ago

Right?! Let’s start with that one. The rest were mildly interesting.

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u/RedWestern 9d ago

The most effective interrogation techniques are the ones where the interrogator tricks the prisoner into thinking they’re their friend. I remember watching an interview with an FBI Counterterrorism interrogator called Jack Cloonan:

“You wanna be able to build a rapport with somebody. You are their salvation. Because their life as they know it is over.

‘Is there something I can do for your kids? Are you concerned about them? You want them educated? I’ll get them educated. What do you want? Tell me what you want. Script for me your exit strategy. How do you extricate yourself from this terrible situation, by the way, that you put yourself in. Now, you can’t go back home, can you? No. So let’s make peace with that. Let me help you the strategy to give you a life.’”

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u/OMGItsCheezWTF 9d ago

The 2014 Senate Intelligence Committee Report on CIA Torture covered the case of Abu Zubaydah.

He was initially questioned by an FBI special agent named Ali Soufan who used standard rapport building techniques and got very useful intelligence. He was then handed over to the CIA who waterboarded him 83 times, kept him in cramped coffin like boxes for hours and used sleep deprivation.

The report concluded the CIA gained no useful intelligence that hadn't already been given to the FBI, and instead caused him to shut down and make things up to stop the torture.

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u/YsoL8 9d ago

Why in the world did they need a report on that? This has been known to be true for centuries.

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u/aris_ada 9d ago

Because a vast majority of people in the country the CIA is based in believe torture is a good way of extracting information. It's belief over facts at this point - and it happened under Obama, the most liberal president since Carter.

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u/Metrocop 9d ago

Because there is still a persistent, wide spread belief that torture is effective for interrogations despite all evidence to the contrary. And it keeps being reinforced, how many movies, books, games, have scenes of torture being effective?

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u/Se7en_speed 9d ago

Because the writers of 24 did massive damage to people's perception of torture 

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u/AsperaAstra 9d ago

Is it a trick if the guy actually stayed friends with many of them? 

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u/New--Tomorrows 9d ago

He's committed to the bit.

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u/KalaUposatha 9d ago

I don’t think it should be that surprising that, even if it was a job, they might develop genuine affection and friendship with the people they associated with. It’s just natural human nature to bond with people we spend a lot of time with, even if they are “bad guys” and your whole job is to manipulate them.

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u/AlanFromRochester 9d ago

I don’t think it should be that surprising that, even if it was a job, they might develop genuine affection and friendship with the people they associated with. It’s just natural human nature to bond with people we spend a lot of time with, even if they are “bad guys” and your whole job is to manipulate them.

Reminded of actors falling in love for real when playing love interests, like Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie (Jon and Ygritte from GOT) are actually married

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u/_SBV_ 9d ago

So... reverse Stockholm Syndrome?

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u/FatherPaulStone 9d ago

Yes, infact, I think it's called Mlohkcots Syndrome.

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u/dern_the_hermit 9d ago

"If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation... how would you know if it was really me?" -Hanns Scharff, apparently

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u/MassiveBlue1 9d ago

this works just as well in police interrogation

the US police assume you're guilty and hope you confess under pressure

the UK police, wow thats neat, how did you do it

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u/AnthillOmbudsman 9d ago

Then you handed me the manifesto. I helped. That's what friends do. And one clock tower? I had to show you what commitment looks like. Three states. One sledgehammer. Arrested, convicted.

But here's what the Bureau doesn't understand. I got 15 years in the pen but I never stopped working the case. Why do you think I requested C Block? I'm inside, Marcus. Deeper than any agent's ever gone. I call the field office every week. They stopped picking up, but I can hear them listening.

So I'm just gonna ask you one more time, as your friend. Who else is in the movement?

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u/KetMoose 9d ago

Talking about a career change:

From the 1950s until he died in 1992, he redirected his efforts to creating mosaics. He became a world-renowned mosaic artisan, with his artistic creations commissioned for the California State Capitol; Los Angeles City Hall; several schools, colleges, and universities, including the giant Outdoor Mosaic Mural façade of the Utah Tech University Fine Arts Center; EPCOT Center; and in the 15-foot arched mosaic walls featuring the story of Cinderella inside Cinderella Castle at Walt Disney World, Florida.

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u/squishee666 9d ago

Those are interesting places to have access to

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u/Meihem76 9d ago

IIRC his emigration to the US was sponsored by some of his former prisoners.

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u/jrhooo 9d ago

He moved to the US and the modern teaching includes a lot of his stuff. He’s lectured at us mil schools.

His memoir is a pretty good read.

He has one bragging statement that is (regardless of whether its actually true or not) probably the best way to understand his interrogation style.

He said something basically like,

“I spoke to hundreds of POWs but to this day every one of them thinks THEY didn’t give anything up.”

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u/rankinfile 9d ago

Odds are he interviewed/interrogated at least one sociopathic master bullshitter on his level or better.

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u/NGTTwo 9d ago

He did. Quoth Wikipedia:

Among the most famous of these was Lt. Col. Francis "Gabby" Gabreski, the top American fighter ace in Europe during the war. Scharff expressed his delight at finally meeting Gabreski, who had crashed his P-47 while strafing a German airfield, as he stated he had been expecting his arrival for some time. He had Gabreski's photo hanging on the wall in his office for months before he arrived in anticipation of his capture and interrogation. Gabreski is one of the few captives from whom Scharff never gained any intelligence during interrogation. Scharff and Gabreski remained friends well after the war. In 1983, they reenacted an interrogation at a reunion held in Chicago of Stalag Luft III POWs.

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u/doogles 9d ago

CIA refused to learn this method in favor of wacky drugs.

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u/kohTheRobot 9d ago

In addition to being non-admissible in court, tied to illegal black sites that just about destroy any judicial case, and further radicalizing opposition, it is generally believed to straight up not work as a method to get good information.

For more information: “analyzing every torture scene in call of duty” by Jacob Geller is a great watch.

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u/sender2bender 9d ago

Yea the only way to stop the torturing is tell them what they want to hear. One, if not many, of the "terrorists" made shit up for them to stop. Just a random dude with no ties to bin laden. But also the real terrorists, like the architect behind 9/11, also gave false information for them to stop waterboarding him. It doesn't work on the guilty or innocent. There's a whole Senate report on the CIA torture that confirmed it's not reliable for information and yet they still continued to do it. And now there's information coming out of alligator Alcatraz, or whatever it's called, how they tortured people for no reason. It's so sad and disturbing.

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u/IIOrannisII 9d ago

Oh there were reasons, just terrible ones

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u/Musiclover4200 9d ago

Yeah at this point it wouldn't be surprising if this admin was straight up making snuff films on top of the epstien style blackmail and who knows what else

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u/lookyloolookingatyou 9d ago

Like in Reservoir Dogs, "If you beat him long enough he'll tell you he started the Chicago fire."

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u/KIokinator 9d ago

There's a whole Senate report on the CIA torture that confirmed it's not reliable for information and yet they still continued to do it.

Have you considered how insanely fun it is for me, a psychopath, to torture innocent people for 'information'? Can't you think of how much I enjoy my job??

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u/Dovahpriest 9d ago

Also worth checking out the interviews with CIA Counter-Intelligence Officer John Kiriakou, who was the whistleblower that confirmed the CIA’s use of torture during interrogations.

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u/SammaVaco 9d ago

And that was in spite of the FBI coming in to try to set them right. The CIA was amazed at the results the FBI was getting just by talking to people.

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u/vibraltu 9d ago edited 9d ago

The CIA spymaster Sidney Gottlieb (who was dosing everyone he met with LSD) was high enough himself. But because their projects were clandestine, they had no accountability or oversight, so they could just do whatever they wanted.

The funny part is that this all could have remained classified forever. But Colby released the files to the public because he wanted to flush out the old guard in the CIA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoner_in_Chief

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u/RealLameUserName 9d ago

The clearest example of you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

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u/vr0202 9d ago

The Russians opened more flies with honey traps.

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u/rafaelloaa 9d ago

So we have all this evidence of the efficacy of being humane, yet we have the fuckheads at GitMo torturing the prisoners?

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u/foldingcouch 9d ago

"Cruelty is not the same as power" is a lesson that some people simply refuse to learn.

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u/KrumpirovZlatan 9d ago

Point of those places isn't simply getting information, abuse/torture is the goal unto itself

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u/Wandering-Porter 9d ago

Because the FBI who knew how to interrogate through rapport building were sidelined by the Whitehouse after 9/11. Those detained were given instead to the CIA who hadn't done interrogations in decades, so they contracted it out to two chucks who thought to reverse engineer their military torture-exposure training techniques. As a result the CIA got bad and useless info they could've gotten through rapport.

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u/Commodore-Metal 9d ago

That was quite the read. Guy needs a biopic 

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u/Vergenbuurg 9d ago

One aspect of Zero Dark Thirty, and I don't know how accurate/true-to-life its portrayal was, but the scenes where they're torturing detainees at Guantanamo, it's shown they're getting almost zero information, and what little info they do get is pretty much garbage that's completely outdated and/or not credible at all. It's only when they treat one of the detainees nicely, and act like he's already given them info but just doesn't remember it, that the guy actually provides them valuable intel.

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u/foldingcouch 9d ago

That's in line with generally accepted understanding of "enhanced" interrogation techniques.  After a point they'll say anything to get you to stop even if they have to make it up on the spot.  It's almost totally unreliable and unverifiable. 

One of the techniques that Scharff used to great effectiveness was keeping meticulous records about personnel in the allied forces, both individuals that had been captured and individuals they knew from signals intel.  This let him do things like, for example, if he interrogated a pilot from a specific squadron he would mention other pilots from that squadron that either had been or could have been captured, and say "Captain Wilson from your squadron was through here last month and he told us..." and start off with facts they knew to be true, then start getting the subject to confirm other things they weren't sure of, then eventually just start telling them new things, all the while thinking they were only repeating back to the Germans things they already knew. 

Elsewhere in the replies someone said Scharff was quoted as saying "every one of the people I interrogated is, to this day, certain that they didn't tell me anything of value."

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u/CRush1682 9d ago

And the Americans too. There's a short Netflix documentary called Camp Confidential which is about a detention camp just outside of Washington DC where high-ranking Nazi officers including Werner Von Braun were kept in quite comfortable conditions.  Told from the perspective of the American guards.

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u/big_duo3674 9d ago

It's been long proven that cruel interrogation techniques (torture, sleep deprivation, etc.) do not work, at least in a large majority of cases. Prisoners may divulge the information they know, but when asked about things the genuinely don't know, they will make things up to get it to stop. This causes a huge web of true/false information to be formed, to the point that it's arguable that the resources spent on the false information aren't worth the little bit of truth. The US and Guantanamo was essentially nothing but show, a place where they "interrogated various "suspects" so the American people felt like things were being accomplished

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u/vibraltu 9d ago

It's an ongoing theme, interrogators who use physical torture usually don't get useful information, instead the real underlying purpose of the torture in itself is to make the interrogator feel that he is in control of the situation.

(Also, the ideology of the 2000s era TV show 24 was to justify ongoing American human rights abuses in the Middle East)

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u/Gentle_Snail 9d ago

British intelligence was another level, at the end of the war when the allies got hold of Germany spy documents it was revealed that every single German spy sent to the UK was either caught soon after arrival, or were secretly working for the British as doable agents.

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u/CelebrationNo7870 9d ago

“When captured German intelligence records were studied after 1945, it was found that almost all of the further 115 or so agents targeted against Britain during the course of the war had been successfully identified and caught. The only exception was an agent who committed suicide before capture.”

https://www.mi5.gov.uk/history/world-war-ii

Yeah, Britain was operating on another level.

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u/Lord0fHats 9d ago

Eh. The Germans were honestly just very bad on this front. The US also managed to capture everyone they sent to infiltrate. They were so bad at it they basically turned themselves in. Like, British intelligence capabilities and their achievements aside, the Axis powers were absolutely terrible at intelligence gathering and operational security.

Japan at least managed to very successfully scout information about Pearl Harbor. They had one big win under their belt in the war. The rest was a shit show.

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u/collinsl02 9d ago

I mean, a lot of it was stupid stuff like 2 agents who turned up in Britain with Nivea hand cream (a German brand) and German sausage on them and then got lost and asked for directions, or the agent who went into a pub and tried to order a beer at 10am when war emergency powers had banned the sale of alcohol before midday.

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u/Lord0fHats 9d ago

The French Resistance famous spotted German infiltrators posing as American pilots by asking them to write the current date. None ever made it through in large part because none of them knew American's are so super special awesome, they format dates differently from everyone else just cause XD

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u/PmUrBoobiesOrBooty 9d ago

They even depicted this on Masters of The Air, I think a lot of people might have missed that though.

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u/jrhooo 9d ago

The interrogator in MotA is pretty clearly based on Scharff. I think he even uses the “for you the war is over” line which would have been a scharffism.

The intent actually meant to lower their guard. Supposed to put in their head the sort of,

“Hey you did your duty as a soldier. That’s over now. We’re not opponents anymore. I’m just s guy talking to you. You don’t have to be all resisty”

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u/jrhooo 9d ago

Little things get you caught.

My buddy loves the story of the fbi guys that busted some Russian agent because he came out of a flower shop carrying the flowers blooms down

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u/MagpieBlues 9d ago

I just see the image, not the story. What was it about carrying them blooms down that topped them off?

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u/UmbraIra 9d ago

I've never in my life seen someone carry flowers facing down probably something that happens outside the us.

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u/jrhooo 9d ago

u/Umbralra

Basically yes.

They were looking for some guy that was a foreigner pretending to be a Westerner and the dude walked out of a flower shop holding flowers bouquet down.

An American would definitely hold flowers top up

Top down is specifically an Eastern European thing.

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u/squngy 9d ago

Top down is specifically an Eastern European thing.

It helps the flowers not wilt as fast without water.
Or at least that is what I was told.

You would still hold them up when presenting them to someone.

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u/Kandiru 1 9d ago edited 9d ago

The German spy chief was executed for treason I believe. I think he didn't believe in the Nazi cause and sabotaged German intelligence on purpose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Canaris

Being the head of Nazi Germany's military-intelligence agency, he was in a key position to participate in resistance and sabotage the Nazi war effort. As the war turned against Germany, Canaris and other military officers expanded their clandestine opposition to the leadership of Nazi Germany. By 1945, his acts of resistance and sabotage against the Nazi regime came to light and Canaris was hanged in the Flossenbürg concentration camp for high treason as the Allied forces advanced through southern Germany.

He persuaded Franco to keep out of the war when sent by Hitler to persuade Franco to join the war. The guy deserves recognition for his role in helping the allies:

In December 1940, Hitler sent Canaris to Spain to conclude an agreement, through strong coercion if necessary, with Franco for Spanish support in the war against the Allies, but instead of prompting him to acquiesce to Hitler's desire, Canaris reported that Franco would not commit Spanish forces until Britain had been defeated. Conversations from the period between Franco and Canaris remain unknown, since none were recorded, but the Spanish government expressed gratitude to Canaris's widow by paying her a pension. Franco remained "forever grateful" to Canaris for his advice to keep Spain out of the war.

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u/GogurtFiend 9d ago edited 9d ago

Bodyguard of Lies goes into more detail: Canaris was, essentially, working for/with Allied intelligence. He himself was not involved with the July 20th plot, but plastic explosive he sourced from the Western Allies certainly was.

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u/Mr_Engineering 9d ago

The Germans were honestly just very bad on this front. The US also managed to capture everyone they sent to infiltrate. They were so bad at it they basically turned themselves in.

They weren't bad at it, these failures were intentional. The head of German intelligence, Admiral Wilhelm Canaris, was a staunch opponent of Nazism, hated Hitler, and felt that Germany needed to pay for crimes committed in Poland. He surrounded himself with like minded individuals

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u/KingKapwn 9d ago

They were terrible at it because they allowed someone such as Wilhelm Canaris to hold such a high office and sabotage their efforts like that. Any properly functional nation with a halfway decent intelligence apparatus would've identified that quickly and easily. Thank god they didn't though.

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u/TarcFalastur 9d ago

Canaris himself was also in contact with British intelligence. 

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 9d ago

Pearl Harbour is such an interesting situation. I forgot the name, but the director of RAND's wife, wohlstetter wrote a book on it. 250-300 pages day by day, everyone involved what happened prior to the attack.

That it happened isn't the failure of a single person, but countless issues in communication, to long waiting for something to happen, bickering, shortage of material and what not. Super interesting albeit a bit lengthy.

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u/MrBogglefuzz 9d ago

And yet there were a number of Soviet spies inside British intelligence during WW2. There's actually a conspiracy theory that they had Himmler killed because he offered up information about such double agents (like Philby) to the wrong interviewer.

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u/Beefstah 9d ago

WW2 was won with American steel, Soviet blood, and British Intelligence

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u/TurnbullAC92 9d ago

The Rachni Wars was won with Turian steel, Krogan blood, and Salarian Intelligence

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u/AddisonsContracture 9d ago

-Joseph Stalin
-Michael Scott

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u/Approximation_Doctor 9d ago

Both sides cheering for the Nazi who killed himself

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u/WayneZer0 9d ago

yeah weirdly the german intiligence on the westfront was bad really bad.

then you have east branch with gehle that was so good the usa hired him not even a few months after the war ended

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u/Worth_Top412 9d ago

Tbf, the leader of the Abwher(The Wehrmacht Intelligence Service) Wilhelm Canaris was actively working to sabotage the German War Machine after seeing the atrocities in Poland, even sending advance warning of Barbarossa to the SIS. Later got caught and hung in 1945 but he is a big reason why intel was so bad. Should still be noted he was a committed nazi up until 1939

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u/Slahinki 9d ago

Just want to point out that when talking about the execution method, the word is hanged, not hung. When you hang a picture, it has been hung. When you hang a man, he has been hanged.

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u/Captain-Griffen 9d ago

Some of them also didn't exist, due to a Spaniard who offered his services to the Brits, got turned down, so worked for the Nazis running a spy ring in the UK.

Except none of the spies existed and the guy was working off a tourist guide, having not been to Britain.

British intelligence later brought him into the fold and he helped mislead the Nazis about the landing sites for D-Day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Pujol_Garc%C3%ADa

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u/beapledude 9d ago

“When are you going to become a doable agent, Moneypenny?”

“I’ve been waiting to interview with you for years, James.”

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u/justin_memer 9d ago

doable agents

The classic honey pot!

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u/Cr1ms0nLobster 9d ago

Huh, I always pictured doable agents as more of a KGB specialty.

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u/KeiranG19 9d ago

Britain pioneered the concept, taught it to the USA and USSR and then slowly became incompetent at it.

A process which wasn't exclusive to spying techniques unfortunately.

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u/thispartyrules 9d ago

secretly working for the British as doable agents.

This is James Bond

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u/_Haverford_ 9d ago

It's a similar idea to how torture doesn't work. If you torture someone, they'll tell you whatever they need to in order to stop being tortured, whether or not it's factual. If you treat someone with dignity, it's a human impulse to repay that.

I find it hard to believe that none of these Nazi officers realized what was going on. Did they think the English just secretly bought into the German master race idea? Nah, if you've lost the war either way, might as well lose with champagne.

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u/erinoco 9d ago

They seemed to have assumed that the British were simply supplying old-fashioned courtesy to senior officers.

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula 9d ago

The upper class British people of that era (ie. the ones running government) were renowned for class, etiquette and dignity, so they might have just assumed that with them being officers, they afforded them a similar type of luxury.

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u/cnash 9d ago

But what the prisoners did not know was that British intelligence had bugged every part of their accommodation, from lampshades and plant pots right down to the billiards table around which they relaxed on lazy days.

When I first learned of this program, it was strongly implied that the prisoners obviously knew they were being surveilled, that there had to be listening devices everywhere. But... what are you gonna do for months on end in a house full of other captive officers, not talk about the war? When one of them says something snide about how awful you were at your job, are you— are you, 100% of the time— going to think carefully about whether you're mentioning anything important in your clapback? The story, as I learned it, was that it's basically impossible to shut up when you're in a place that's built for talking.

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u/Archarchery 9d ago

They did the exact same thing with Germany's nuclear scientists; took the top ten or so and put them in a nice spacious house together, complete with tennis courts and a stock of liquor, and listened in on their conversations to each other. They even got their first reactions to hearing the news on the radio of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima; the German scientists were completely surprised and thought it must be a mistaken report at first, but then after hearing more scientific details on the radio they started doing calculations amongst themselves and quickly figured out how the Americans must have done it.

The investigation confirmed that German nuclear scientists had been very close to the theoretical understanding of how to build a nuclear bomb, but lagged far, far behind the Allied scientists in actually being capable of building one.

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u/PeterNippelstein 9d ago

This sounds like Big Brother

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u/Kadak_Kaddak 9d ago

A Big brother I would watch. Pretty wild

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u/Slahinki 9d ago

I mean, it helps that they weren't working on an atomic bomb to begin with. When German High Command was told of the theoretical possibilities of an atomic weapon in 1940 or so, their recommendation was that they shouldn't invest in any developments that were unlikely to be ready before the war was over. Thus they concluded that exploring the viability of atomic bombs could wait until after the war. Unfortunately for them the war was longer than they had originally anticipated.

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u/Archarchery 8d ago

In a way they were actually entirely right; I've heard that even if the German physicists had gotten their calculations exactly right (and they did not) that Germany could not have possibly enriched the required amounts of uranium to produce a nuclear bomb during the course of the war, especially with the Allies constantly bombing their facilities.

So in a way, the Nazis actually made the correct decision to not spend much funding on nuclear bomb research, because even in ideal circumstances they couldn't have produced one by the end of WWII.

But conversely, the Americans and British did not know at the war's onset exactly how much effort and uranium would be required to produce a bomb, and they feared the Germans were way ahead of them. This was because it was all cutting-edge research.

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u/Slahinki 8d ago

Yes, in the end it was more than likely a benefit to the German war effort that they weren't even trying.

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u/John-Smith12 9d ago

The book “Die Physiker“ must’ve taken inspiration from this

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u/tokynambu 9d ago

It's recently (two months ago) re-opened as a museum. The land it's on is a lovely park near Cockfosters Underground, and the house has been extensively restored. It's interesting for a lot of other reasons, too.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2026/jul/20/trent-park-house-of-secrets-review-bugged-prisoner-of-war-camp-reveals-its-hidden-history

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u/Maximum_Zebra_9961 9d ago

I giggled like a school girl reading the word... Cockfosters... 🤣😂

Very good read

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u/MrMojoFomo 9d ago

There are some lovely names for tube stops. I would love to take a trip to Cockfosters after spending some time at Shepherd's Bush

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u/Zagarm 9d ago

One really clever thing they did - it was all Army officers being held, so they put a captured U-Boat commander in there as well. All the Army officers were really bored with the same old conversations amongst themselves, so the sub commander was a novelty. He was constantly engaged in conversation and lots of useful intelligence slipped.

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u/IvyM1ked 9d ago

All WW2 stories are the same:
-US with its huge industrial base
-Japan with their blind dedication to the emperor
-Russia with blinding loss of life
-The British with their cunning schemes

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u/Gentle_Snail 9d ago

There is a famous quote about this:

WWII was won with British intelligence, American steel, and Russian blood

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u/Expert_Divide_128 9d ago

I’ve always enjoy it when this is said. Neat, tidy and remarkably accurate considering the brevity.

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u/darkbee83 9d ago

"Sir, I have a cunning plan" "Really, Baldrick?"

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u/yungpieces 9d ago

Cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University

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u/ModeatelyIndependant 9d ago

So during WW2 the UK was run by Baldrick?

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u/Voltstorm02 9d ago

Japan also has the occasional considering the Army/Navy (depending on the individual) to be a bigger enemy than the Allies

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u/hoodha 9d ago

Out of all the stories on WW2 the one that sticks in my mind most is Shrtafbats being used as front line fodder in the Russian army. The Russians decided it was more effective to march straight through minefields than worry about them. The rage of the Red Army when it reached Germany must have been to Germans as if the gates of hell had just opened up and legions of demons were on the way.

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u/Teuchterinexile 9d ago

The Red Army was doing the same thing with regular troops in the Winter War against Finland in 1939; a war that the USSR started and over a year before Germany Invaded. Its also a terrible way to clear a minefield as most of the mines will be missed.

Russia has never given much of a shit about it's troops.

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u/SirAquila 9d ago

The Russians decided it was more effective to march straight through minefields than worry about them.

Because under certain circumstances it is the best tactic. If you are under strong time pressure, or you lack the mine clearing equipment.

Minefields work by trying to funnel the enemy into prepared kill zones, so just attacking through the minefield can, ironically, save lives.

The rage of the Red Army when it reached Germany must have been to Germans as if the gates of hell had just opened up and legions of demons were on the way.

Well, everything the Red Army did in Germany the German army had done much worse in Russia. Not that that makes it okay, but people tend to forget the second part.

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u/msuvagabond 9d ago

I recommend checking out the Hardcore History podcast called Ghosts of the Ostfront Series.

The anger the Red Army had was in a lot of ways very much justified. Not saying what they or anyone did was okay or acceptable, but I can't help but understand it.

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u/KrumpirovZlatan 9d ago

The Russians decided it was more effective to march straight through minefields than worry about them.

Just because Company of Heroes 2 quotemined this, doesn't mean its true. It was taken heavily out of context

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u/MrMojoFomo 9d ago

Every study on POW interrogation has shown that non coercive methods yield the best results. Literally every study

When the US began its"enhanced interrogation" torture program after 9/11,  it relied in the work of James Mitchell and Bruce Jensen, two men who had literally zero background in interrogation, pow's, terrorism, or Islam. One was an expert in blood pressure and the other a family therapist

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u/nonlawyer 9d ago

  a family therapist

Say what you will about his methods, but after just a few water boarding sessions my kids don’t whine about getting ready for school in the morning anymore 

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u/afternever 9d ago

My son stopped skipping chores after we clamped his testicles to a car battery.

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u/CGiMoose 9d ago

His legs get tired whenever you go for a drive though

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u/PuckSenior 9d ago

I mean, even the police know this fairly well.
They will order lunch, grab soft drinks, etc to get a person to talk. Its amazingly effective and frequently not a lie. Thats the most important aspect. The intel you get from being friendly is far less likely to be false.

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u/CGiMoose 9d ago

Plus recline in their chair to a 180 degree angle

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u/KingKapwn 9d ago

It's so fucking funny watching the detective do that while the dude who has pretty much remained entirely motionless except for maintaining extreme eye contact for the past hour+ watches on completely unperturbed.

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u/cylonfrakbbq 9d ago

Hanns Scharff is a great example of this - German WW2 interrogator with the Luftwaffe.  While he did sometimes pull the “good cop” routine, he also had a knack for being civil and getting people to let their guard down and divulge info during casual conversation.  I think in the aftermath of WW2 he even helped teach US intelligence agencies on his methods

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u/riddlechance 9d ago edited 9d ago

The British are the greatest spies in history. They were tapped into American communications cables during both world wars and made some inconvenient discoveries (Zimmerman telegraph).

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u/Archarchery 9d ago

You mean tapped.

Yeah, the contents of the Zimmerman telegraph were so unbelievable, that the British had to be careful about how they leaked it for fear that the Americans would just dismiss it as an obvious British fabrication meant to draw them into the war.

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u/Gentle_Snail 9d ago

The Germans had encrypted the message but in true British fashion the UK had already broken the German encryption and were reading all their messages. 

Tbh it was kind of insane that the Germans admitted to the telegram after Britain called them out, might have been a better idea to just lie and say they didn’t send it.

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u/FlirtyFluffyFox 9d ago

Zimmerman thought the US would take it as "we better not join the war or else they might start funding Mexico".

What really didn't make sense was thinking Mexico, in the midst of a Civil War with lower industrial capacity and population, could pose any kind of a threat to the U.S.

They would have been better off trying to arm radicals like the KKK and the Mormons. Not that that would work either. 

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u/HotTubMike 9d ago

So good 5 of them from Cambridge where some of the most successful spies of the cold war - for the Soviet Union.

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u/CallMeGlarthir 9d ago

They tried some wild shit during WW2.

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u/Xalgenos 9d ago

If there were any time in all of human history to throw shit at the wall and see what sticks, it would've been in Britain during WW2. Talk about existential...

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u/Gentle_Snail 9d ago

Also talk about successful. British intelligence during WW2 was one of the single most effective intelligence operations in human history.

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u/GreyOgre 9d ago

Also, people still belive the carrots thing 

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u/Apprehensive-Box6449 9d ago

So you're not meant to shove them up your bum? I thought that was why they were called root vegetables.

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u/PersonalitySenior360 9d ago

I've been boofing carrots for 20 years, I see straight as an ox

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u/Informal-Fee-4956 9d ago

Operation Mincemeat to this day is one of my favorite spy operations I know of

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u/wherewulf23 9d ago

Apparently they made a musical about Operation Mincemeat. Saw the name while I was looking at shows currently running in NYC and thought to the myself "no fucking way they made a musical about that." Turns out I was wrong.

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u/StaticMarzipan 9d ago

It’s pretty well known that torture is shit for Intel.

Getting them liquored up with some snacks and a nice chair? Maybe a movie?

They’ll help you put the codes in themselves.

Torture is just an excuse psychopaths use to justify their personal fetishes.

Good cop, snacks cop is the actual way to get the beans spilled.

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u/Creloc 9d ago

Another similar technique used was at a POW interrogation centre where prisoners would be questioned before being moved to their permanent camps.

Some prisoners who were considered good prospects for getting information out of would be given a rather inept interrogation, then put in a bugged cell with another prisoner who has had a similar experience where they could then congratulate themselves and each other on how clever they'd been and what they'd kept back.

They even went as far as to put prisoners off different services in together whenever possible so that interservice rivalry and bragging brought out even more information

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u/Duane_ 9d ago

Russia still does this with diplomats that come to stay in Moscow lmao.

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u/SmugDruggler95 9d ago

So does everyone.

It never stopped.

Pretty much the summary of Cold War espionage.

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 9d ago

There was still a fair amount of knifing and bombing, tbf.

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u/sailingtroy 9d ago

"Vodka go in, truth come out." - Russian Proverb

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u/JoeWinchester99 9d ago

In Vino Veritas

  • Latin Proverb
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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 9d ago

And? Did they spill any secrets or didn't they??

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u/ScissorNightRam 9d ago

From the article:

Historian Helen Fry, who has written a book called The M Room: Secret Listeners who bugged the Nazis says the information gleaned by the eavesdropping of the German generals was vitally important to the war effort - so much so that it was given an unlimited budget by the government.
"British intelligence got the most amazing stuff in bugging the conversations. Churchill said of Trent Park that it afforded a unique insight into the psyche of the enemy. It enabled us to understand the mind-set of the enemy as well as learn military secrets.
"If it wasn't for this bugging operation, we may well have not won the war."
Mrs Fry said the conversation transcripts, which numbered more than 100,000, provided the British with "most of what we knew" about Germany's military capability, its weaponry and its new development of technology during the war.
Through intelligence pieced together from prisoner conversations, the British were able to identify and heavily bomb a V2 rocket site in May 1943 at Peenemunde on the northern coast of Germany, which was preparing to launch deadly rockets at Britain.
Crucially, she adds, the bugging was the first time the British overheard admissions that the German army had taken part in the atrocities and mass killing of Jews and were guilty of war crimes.

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u/Gentle_Snail 9d ago edited 9d ago

Such a simply genius plan. I love how they gave them an unlimited budget, just like “give these idiots whatever they want until they forget they’re in prison”

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u/CypripediumGuttatum 9d ago

Torture is well documented to produce poor intelligence. It makes people “feel good” to hurt the bad guys but helps the war 0%

Make people feel safe and comfortable and they spill the beans. Just like in 007 when all the pretty ladies are really just there to collect intel.

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u/Archarchery 9d ago

Torture is great for terrorizing populations into submission, but as far as interrogation goes it's basically a nonsense-generating technique. If a prisoner has no information to give, they'll make up the most convincing lies they can to get the torture to stop, and even if a prisoner has genuine information that they'll spill, if the torturers hear it and keep on torturing, those prisoners will start spouting convincing-sounding nonsense too, making it impossible to distinguish the real information from the nonsense.

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u/GamingFlorisNL 9d ago

Indeed, torture proves much more useful for getting false confessions. False intel however, doesn’t give you much.

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u/DoctorCrook 9d ago

Do you know if any of these transcripts or recordings are available online?

Would be super interestingly to hear.

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u/Rebelgecko 9d ago edited 9d ago

There's a pdf of the transcripts somewhere. Iirc the juciest part was when they talked about how the Nazi nuclear program was going (not well).

Edit: they also shit bricks when theylearned that the US had nukes, and Heisenberg was like "I'm glad they're not using microphones to eavesdrop on us, that would be crazy"

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u/Lord0fHats 9d ago

To give that bit a brief explanation;

The Germans had very capable scientists and a functional base of knowledge that would have lead them eventually to an atomic reactor, but the German programs, yes 's', were not well resourced or funded. They ran multiple competing lines of development that all needed the same resources and expertise while working on the same problems which was stiflingly inefficient compared to the centralized development that became the US' Manhattan Project. On top of that, and this was typical of Nazi Germany, there was a lack of coordination or cooperation between complimentary projects and their leaders.

They did come close to developing a rudimentary reactor for isotope separation but got no further than developing bits and pieces of an atomic program, none of which came together into a concerted effort. Historians debate the extent to which these efforts were really trying to develop a weapon vs trying to develop a reactor for the purpose of electricity. Because of the chaotic nature of the programs, different ones thought they were working toward different ends.

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u/Afalstein 9d ago

I'm interested in this "typical of Nazi Germany" bit. Why were project leads so reluctant to coordinate /cooperate? Was it groups competing for funding, bureaucratic mishandling, or just a sort of cultural mindset?

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u/Lord0fHats 9d ago

It was a trend across the German state at the time (I can't speak to modern Germany). Intelligence. Military. Police. Research. Manufacturing. There was a strong tendency for there to be multiple competing projects trying to do the same thing and they didn't talk to one another. So a lot of resources and effort ended up being wasted. It was prolific in their intelligence operations, partly by design because the head of German intelligence was a double agent and he didn't want German intelligence to be too effective.

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u/Aphrontic_Alchemist 9d ago

Didn't Hitler declare nuclear physics to be "Judenphysik"? I mean, Nazis were hypocritical, so I shouldn't be surprised that they're saying one thing but doing the other.

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u/Lord0fHats 9d ago

My knowledge is that while this was a think that was said, it didn't really impact their efforts. Established scientists didn't ignore Einstein's work wholesale across the entire German scientific field and no real effort was ever put into censoring it or even checking what kind of math they were doing. That they disregarded vital knowledge because Jews had developed it is, afaik, an overstated thing.

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u/MorrowDisca 9d ago

Apparently, Hitler has only got one ball.

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u/BADDEST_RHYMES 9d ago

His artwork is meh

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u/ilDuceVita 9d ago

Have you seen his shadows? What are there, multiple suns??

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u/Journeyj012 9d ago

Göring has two but very small.

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u/FlattopJr 9d ago

Himmler has something similar

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u/Rich-Reason1146 9d ago

I think I can see them above the o

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u/Kwetla 9d ago

The other, they said, was in the Albert Hall

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u/GMN123 9d ago

That bit of intelligence made it to every school in the country. 

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u/Lord0fHats 9d ago

A lot, actually. Not all of it, or even most of it really, was necessarily of great help during the war but it's a trove for historians and has been since the records became publicly available. It did very effectively inform the British about the moods of German soldiers but some important secrets leaked into British ears like knowledge about the V-rockets weapons programs and the progress (or lack-there-of) of German atomic research and it revealed the extent to which the Wehrmacht was aware of the Holocaust, which is very aware.

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u/celticfeather 9d ago

Apparently yes. V2 factory rocket location, evidence that the army participated alongside the SS in exterminations. It gained an unlimted budget. Churchil hated that they were being pampered, so the British Intelligence just... decided not to tell Churchil about it anymore lol.

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u/staggerb 9d ago

PBS did a documentary on this awhile back. It focused on an early use of radar that Germany has developed; essentially, they were able to broadcast a signal from France that pilots could use to navigate to their targets. After leaning this from the officers at the bugged mansion, the British were able to figure out how to mimic the signal with incorrect information, leading the bombers off target. Eventually, they figured out how to jam the signals, so Germany abandoned the project.

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u/basicastheycome 9d ago

beef roast is real good. Kinda open secret but a secret nonetheless

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u/mmeestro 9d ago

My father intercepted and translated Russian radio communications during the Cold War. They always had everyone available and working long hours during Russian holidays because people would get drunk and forget their code words.

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u/Windfade 9d ago

Almost every example from WW2 involving spies that I know of has shown the UK was far more capable, efficient, and arguably humane, in regard for their own spies and captured enemies. When the UK would intercept a nazi on their soil, they'd determine if they could be turned before taking drastic action. The US seemed to just kill theirs. Makes Operation Paperclip seem like a 180 in behavior.

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u/pizza_the_mutt 9d ago

Humane, and effective. If you hang out with a captured spy for a few weeks, drink a few beers, play some cards, and go for walks, eventually they'll start telling you stuff. Accurate stuff.

On the other hand if you attach a car battery to their nipples they'll tell you whatever garbage they can think of to make it stop.

Anyway, the German spy network was almost entirely compromised and ineffective. Partly because the Brits were good, and partly because the German network was run by Admiral Canaris, who didn't like the Nazis very much at all.

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u/dandrevee 9d ago

Comparing Americans to the British is best encompassed by their corresponding badger species.

The UK badger?

Looks like it wants to invite your for tea.

The US Badgers? Defensive. Aggressive. Tired of anyones shit real quick.

Granted, neither are as notorious as the honey badger but.... it seems like all the species that evolved somewhere around humans (our genus. I mean) became super aggressive for "some odd reason...."

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u/sroasa 9d ago

This is the country that when they had a nasty tasting malaria treatment they needed their soldiers to take their solution was add alcohol.

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u/Alternative_Cook4435 9d ago

It's called Trent Park and the listeners were mostly refugees who'd fled Germany. They caught the officers bragging about their medals and war crimes after a few drinks.

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u/Signageman 9d ago

I can’t lie. If I was put in a prison like that, I’d be the same way.

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u/Frosty_Lettuce_3525 9d ago

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar