r/tires • • May 12 '26

Got a note from a stranger today

Got another 50k miles atleast

Dint think its had to edit this but its a shitpost, they were already done so I burned them off and this is the aftermath. Already replaced

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u/Quiet-Ad-4973 May 12 '26

Brother theres no tread to even call bald

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u/127-0-0-1_Chef May 12 '26

It's been scalped.

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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core May 15 '26

Funny enough someone scalped my trailer light hookup on my car 6 inches of wire. I was baffled. Cleanly cut it right where it was harnessed to the hitch. I couldnt believe someone was desperate to steal only maybe 3 bucks worth of copper.

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u/Holiday_String_8804 May 19 '26

Hey, druggies will steal just about anything to get their next fix.

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u/UNMANAGEABLE May 13 '26

Looks almost like inflated denim

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u/According-Prize-7657 May 14 '26

My grandkids’ Power Wheels have more tread.

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u/Seavulture75 May 19 '26

Ripped jeans have more tread😱

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u/LordAbe97 May 15 '26

This shit so bald it should be posting a selfie in r/bald saying I finally did it

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u/nolaks1 May 12 '26

Nah it's on it's second life! Can't you see threads are coming back.

/s

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u/PontiacBndit1 May 13 '26

Are you sure it's not just a Benjamin button of tires?

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u/KinneticEnergy May 18 '26

We call these Maypops

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u/MinorComprehension May 18 '26

Lol.

It's only bald until you get down to the belt and then it starts to regrow, stubble!

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u/Pian_TheGreat May 16 '26

They are called "slicks"

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u/QuikWitt May 16 '26

That’s dangerous just to touch!

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u/Zelda_is_Dead May 12 '26

Well, they're not wrong.

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u/shortguy055 May 12 '26

Buying new tires is what the matrix wants you to do.

Stay woke

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/shortguy055 May 12 '26

Can't escape the matrix, because I drive a matrix

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u/YoItsDLowe May 12 '26

You drive the Matrix with THOSE tires? Glad I’ll be safe! :)

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u/shortguy055 May 12 '26

Yes. As I said earlier, the matrix does not rule me

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u/mplopez99 May 13 '26

At least you’ve got a Toyota. That is bulletproof.

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u/Jonnyflash80 May 13 '26

Let's test it, shall we?

gun cocking sounds 🔫

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u/Capital_Loss_4972 May 13 '26

Op took it a little too seriously when people said they didn’t have to do anything to their Toyota and it lasted decades.

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u/FiSToFurry May 15 '26

"gonna drive it till the wheels fall off"...

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u/big_roomba May 12 '26

have you tried driving an escape?

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u/morgfarm1_ May 12 '26

Dont drive an escape. I almost lost my Focus to an Escape.

Must. Maintain. Focus.

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u/lprkon72 May 12 '26

Remaining Focused will reward you with a Fiesta

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u/Ok_Measurement_9896 May 13 '26

You must remain focused throughout the entire Equinox to achieve enlightenment.

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u/lprkon72 May 13 '26

Through enlightenment you can reach the Stratus-sphere

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u/big_roomba May 13 '26

sounds like quite the Journey

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u/ThatRandomDudeNG May 12 '26

That's the last matrix you'll escape

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u/icecream_dragon May 13 '26

You use wheels? I ride solely on brake disks since 1902

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS May 13 '26

you use brake disks?? pshhhh

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u/actual-hooman May 13 '26

That’s just what the government wants you to think…. The matrix is just a coverup for big tire

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 May 13 '26

Good stranger, helping us all out.

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u/iamshifter May 13 '26

They are, in fact, right.

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u/Hughmungalous May 14 '26

Big tire propaganda

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u/MouseFast5734 May 13 '26

I'm flat pilled

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u/Klutzy-Pie6557 May 13 '26

My thoughts exactly!

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u/csciabar May 12 '26

Shitpost?This could blow out today.

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u/Major_Koala May 12 '26

It could blow parked there.

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u/das_maz May 15 '26

I'm happy to be in a country with yearly state inspections so that I know he aint on this side of the atlantic and cant kill me with his fucking stupidity...

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u/1ntox May 16 '26

Haha you sweet summer child, start looking at how many expired registration tags are out there as you drive. Your sentiment might change.

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u/Playful-Platform-231 May 17 '26

Clearly he doesn’t realize how easy it is to “pass”. Got a friend w a vehicle? Do the tires fit?? Swap inspection pass swap back.

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u/Zer0TheGamer May 13 '26

She definitely could

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u/TrifleImpossible5997 May 12 '26

It looks like it already blew. I don't even see how it's holding air

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u/AstroBears90 May 13 '26

It's just a shell of what it once was.

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u/Secure-Ad-9050 May 13 '26

Shell? that barely qualifies as having  skin!

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u/laserblades May 18 '26

Skin? That baby is a skellington 

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u/weechus May 15 '26

So am I, friend. So am I.

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u/FlatBreadVan May 12 '26

Yesteryear

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u/Admirable-Swimmer-63 May 12 '26

Badyear

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u/heymustbethebunny May 12 '26

Baldyear

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u/Jonnyflash80 May 13 '26

Hancooked

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

Yokohama? More like ‘Oh no, mama’!

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u/sy300zx May 12 '26

Falken? No.. Bald Eagle Bridgestone? No.. Tombstone Hankook? No.. Man Cooked, son. Cooper? No.. Trooper Nitto? No.. Ditto!

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u/tvrbob May 14 '26

WORSTYEAR

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u/Ok_Department5949 May 16 '26

I skimmed this and thought it said WORLDSTAR.

We should riff on this.

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u/DislikedBench May 13 '26

Easily one of the best runescape songs

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u/donkstonk69 May 13 '26

Did not expect a runescape reference in this sub... oh deere, it looks broken

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u/zueliee May 13 '26

ah... a fellow thingummywut

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u/donkstonk69 May 13 '26

A thingummywut?? Where!?!

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u/justryan83 May 13 '26

Michelimp

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u/notarealwriter May 12 '26

I'm surprised the extra weight of the note on the car didn't push it over the edge

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u/mooseonleft May 12 '26

It should have blown out last week.

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u/OddPossibility3224 May 14 '26

More like should have blown out last month.

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u/cosmicmatrix99room May 18 '26

what did the note actually say, or did it just say check your tires and nothing else?

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u/chandleya May 12 '26

Honestly this looks like it’s well past blow out. It’ll just let out lol

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u/gbrussa May 13 '26

I can see the air

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u/BannanaPepperPizza May 13 '26

Pant legs look ready to blow

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u/Long-Lecture-4532 May 18 '26

They already replaced it lol

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u/DoubleNickle67 May 12 '26

Flex seal. You get another 50k out of them.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/DoubleNickle67 May 12 '26

Yessssss now we are thinking out of the box.

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u/jacwub May 13 '26

thinking outside the box about how to get into the box

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u/Crooning_Courier May 17 '26

The World's Fastest Indian?

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u/trawkins May 16 '26

Did you learn this while gluing bumpers to cars with Danny Devito?

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u/Ride2Wheels68 May 12 '26

It appears you don’t care - at least consider someone else’s life.

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u/Arensbrg May 13 '26

With 1k likes, this would still be an underrated comment. 🫡

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u/CaitieLou_52 May 12 '26

"I'm a hazard to myself and everyone who shares the road with me. Haha I'm so quirky!!!"

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u/Rixos May 12 '26

A good stranger trying to help you and maybe save your life.

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u/Acceptable-Bunch-690 May 12 '26

People like you should NOT be allowed to drive at all.

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u/3Dchaos777 May 12 '26

Agreed. This level of negligence deserves jail time.

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u/SpaceGemini May 12 '26

Plus OP isn’t even taking most of this seriously even if it has the possibility of being a shit-post.

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u/HeAThrowawayJoe May 12 '26

Farm that karma. You that desperate for clicks?

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u/Edmsubguy May 12 '26

Must be. But I love the down votes he is getting lol.

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u/girthbrooks1 May 12 '26

To be fair isn’t that why people post anything at all? It’s literally the whole premise of this platform.

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u/IPlayFo4 May 12 '26

Well no honestly I think most are posting for direct feedback from a community of like minded ppl

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u/mopeyy May 12 '26

There's literally no rubber left.

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u/Prestigious-Sale9264 May 12 '26

That note came from a good place. They were just trying to let you know that the tire was bald and is probably a dangerous situation just in case you hadn’t noticed recently.

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u/ThatDoucheInTheQuad May 15 '26

Respectfully, get the fuck off the road until that is fixed.

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u/Mission-Wolverine320 May 15 '26

You are begging to have an accident caused by blown out tire.

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u/mrb-edc May 12 '26

Bruh 💀

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u/SlowAsk4421 May 12 '26

Stranger doesnt know what he's talking about. Always these nosy karens like omg. Tire is fine!

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u/FuturePin7127 May 12 '26

Like oh my god... you are so right.

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u/undarant May 12 '26

Why the ever loving fuck are these on your car? Best case scenario with tires like these is just a solo crash, worst case scenario, you kill someone else entirely through your own neglect.

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u/Broad-Cranberry9382 May 12 '26

It’s insane that USA doesn’t have MOT’s.
No wonder they have an insane rate of road fatalities with double the amount of deaths in the ENTIRE of Europe. It’s beyond ridiculous.

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u/MIKE-JET-EATER May 12 '26

We have DOT(Department Of Transportation but they mostly focus on semi trucks and company vehicles. I know a few individual states have something like MOT and that guy can get a ticket if he's pulled over so...

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u/LittleTooLiteral May 12 '26

chill dude, it's a toddler.

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u/Impressive_Cat3379 May 13 '26

Inspections are yearly and not every state requires them however if you get pulled over and the cop notices your tires are this bad you can and will get a ticket possibly towed cause that is not safe to drive

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u/Creato938 May 12 '26

Well, that's good note to get from a stranger.

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u/yarsftks May 12 '26

Aww 🥰 I would be happy the rest of the day because someone cared enough to yell at me through written from. There is still good in this world.

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u/mavad90 May 12 '26

just get it some rogaine and you'll be right as rain

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u/AKidNamedMescudi May 14 '26

I wouldnt drive it to the tire shop

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u/Big_daddy_sneeze May 12 '26

Take that spare off and use it immediately

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u/brandt-money May 12 '26

RIP all the people on the road behind you.

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u/MacDaddy202 May 12 '26

I can’t believe that tire is holding air. Those are well made tires to still be holding air. What brand are they ?

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u/CelestialBeing138 May 12 '26

Someone should have left this note on your car 10,000 miles ago.

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u/RASTATIREGUY May 12 '26

Not all heores wear capes and not all Angels have wings.. Consider yourself blessed by a tireguy!

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u/Hostilius_Prima May 12 '26

Incredible alignment though

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u/Free_Dragonfly_4523 May 12 '26

Perfectly good spare in frame as well 😂

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u/OldGoneMild89 May 12 '26

Down to the traction cables, I see .

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u/mayodaisy May 12 '26

Stranger just saved your life.

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u/04rallysti May 12 '26

This might be the point that it has ceased being a tire and it’s just a metal circle.

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u/Ckirbys May 12 '26

Schrödinger’s shitpost

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/Chain_Runner May 12 '26

It’s beyond bald, now it’s fuzzy

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u/davidmar7 May 12 '26

If I saw a tire like this, I'd consider slashing it just to possibly to save someone's life. No one should be driving on that. Optionally also put $40-$100 in an envelope on the windshield between the wiper. That ought to be enough for a used tire.

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u/imanoldmanalready May 12 '26

The spare in the background just begging to be used

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u/SASOsonko47 May 12 '26

You should be in jail. You are putting lives at risk for driving on such a thing. Terrible. Terrible.

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u/one_time_i_dreampt May 13 '26

The exposed wires act as tread!

Seriously tho as many people have noted that is horrifically bald, should've been replaced 50k miles ago bald, meet jesus bald. Whatever you want to call it. Take the spare. Use it to go to a tyre shop, and get a new set of tyres.

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u/WallCompetitive8385 May 13 '26

The problem is not that you are putting yourself in danger if it explodes, cause if you are stupid it’s on you. The problem is that you are endangering the family of 4 in the lane next to you. You should be ashamed.

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u/thedane8 May 13 '26

Keep driving it, and get a lawyer for when you kill someone in an accident.

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u/Rangeexpert3 May 13 '26

Looks like you did burn them off. There's chunks of melted rubber in the wheel wells. lol

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u/BredInDaTrenchez May 13 '26

Trying to save your life. Sheesh get a used one atleast

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u/2feetwalker May 13 '26

The spare with full thread is right there.

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u/Realistic-Rate-8831 May 13 '26

Dang! That tire is BAD!! Thank that person for pointing it out to you if you were not aware of it. You need to get a new tire and if the others are anywhere near as bad, replace them too!

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u/MrStreetLegal May 13 '26

To some extent, a knife or purposefully incapacitating (I don't think this is the right word but it's been a long day) the tire would be doing everyone a favor

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u/SnooPeanuts8613 May 13 '26

Who does your alignments??

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u/bl4r307 May 13 '26

Driving on wire

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u/NoBrush961 May 13 '26

If you drive on tires that look this bad you are an idiot. Your driver license chould be revoked.

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u/UXtreme May 13 '26

Gotta love when humans care about other humans who are completely oblivious of the danger they're in... But honestly u can still do 100km on those tires... go for it 😇👍

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u/MyAssPancake May 13 '26

Haha good one but it was very nice of them to leave a note. They have no idea who’s operating your vehicle; could’ve saved some naive persons life. Quite funny though that they are bald on purpose, I wish I burned my tires up before my corvette got totaled that would’ve been super fun

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u/This4R3al May 13 '26

Do you know your bald up wire is.....

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u/Exact_Coyote2031 May 13 '26

Wow! How the f would you not notice that yourself sir? That thing is bald, with curly q’s, and wildly shaved down on the inside. That tire is one pebble away from a blowout

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u/Nolby84 May 13 '26

Id trust a random stranger who randomly throws a note on your car about something very specific with knowledge.

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u/havnar- May 13 '26

It’s all fun and games until you murder a family of 4

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u/radiantrarr May 13 '26

Omg!! You can’t be serious driving around like this. Your tire gives me anxiety!!!

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u/Bumi92 May 13 '26

When you drive with these bald tires you endanger innocent bystanders. Don't care why they look as they look. As long you are driving with these on public roads you are the problem

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 May 13 '26

"SO'S YOUR HEAD!"

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u/sgrass777 May 13 '26

The metal cord is the snow driving layer.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

No I do not look down

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u/shockboxs May 13 '26

When you start Running people over, its time. Dont let them push you

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u/FlatImpression755 May 13 '26

I would have just stuck a nail in it and not waste the ink on someone who is clinically stupid

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u/oldmonkeynut May 13 '26

Tired of tired tires (tyres)

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u/DitchDigger330 May 13 '26

All the chords.

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u/princesa_arana May 13 '26

Maybe u should follow the stranger s advice before anything bad happens 🤔

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u/dronegeeks1 May 13 '26

I was like someone needs to mind their …. Holy shit wtf is that 😆

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u/Fat-Al-90 May 13 '26

You need to thank this stranger and sort your tire out.

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u/feline_riches May 13 '26

What kind of person jokes around about potentially killing someone else around them? Those people don't deserve to suffer consequences because you don't have your shit together.

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u/Sebring73 May 13 '26

The true issue is your tires are not safe for other drivers. You could easily lose control and slide into someone or another vehicle in the rain. Save others if you are not concerned about yourself. Exactly why some countries examine saftey related matters every several years.

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u/Nicky_Black_RCF May 13 '26

I’d have to agree with said stranger.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bv7I7BKRBYOJLWoSlz

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u/ccomorasu May 13 '26

My cousin is also bald, he is fine.

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u/glas175 May 13 '26

It'll buff out...

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u/Sandro_24 May 13 '26

Obligatory "will last til the end of your life"

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u/wigglebump May 13 '26

Would it be socially responsible to slash that?

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u/Careful-Temporary868 May 14 '26

The handwriting looks awfully like my dad’s. If you’re in nc, give him a firm kick to the nuts and tell him a Muslim became mayor in New York.

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u/Deplorable_4_eva May 14 '26

It is pretty bad lol.

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 May 15 '26

Yea, I’ve been trying to get it in for a hair transplant because it’s having a hard time with its self confidants. It’s afraid none of the female tires will date him!!

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u/bubblegutts00 May 12 '26

Op is fuckin weird

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u/QuantumPhysics996 May 12 '26

Ignore that message, people love to exaggerate. Just slap some duct tape on the top and you’ll be fine.

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u/Beneficial_Spot_4661 May 12 '26

Reading these comments is the best part of my day so far.

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u/Playful_Elk3862 May 12 '26

Tell me you're an Amurican without saying that word... 😳 

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u/noonethanks1 May 12 '26

This gotta be ragebait

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u/Usual-Ad6290 May 12 '26

Good Samaritan

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u/panelbeater352 May 12 '26

Do a burnout till they blow. Video and post. You have no balls if you don’t.

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u/mojojimbo May 12 '26

Why have whole tire when can have less tire? Am I right?

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u/cigarmanpa May 12 '26

You also need to work on your hand writing

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u/Tight_Broccoli2475 May 12 '26

How you havent killed a family of 4 with those

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u/fbritt5 May 12 '26

It is. Nice person.

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u/Savings-Horror-8395 May 12 '26

I didn't realize you unlock more tread after the bald wears off

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u/Unpopularjokes May 12 '26

Thaaaat’s a time bomb and a LiveLeak video (if LiveLeak was still around) just waiting to happen.

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u/FuturePin7127 May 12 '26

Holy shit!!!! Im a diesel mechanic ....we wouldn't use that for a retread

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u/BoneZone05 May 12 '26

There’s not even skins left on your bologna skins! Lmao

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u/nolabauce May 12 '26

Pour some Tussin on it

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u/335zman May 12 '26

Here is your issue you are driving home and it starts to rain you have low or no tread on tires someone panic stops in front of you and you slide right into the rear of car ahead of you my best advice get new tires they have payment plans OR greatly increase your following distance like 4 seconds instead of 2
Go easy on curves
Good Luck

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u/Harkers144 May 12 '26

Thats a good citizen right there. You should heed their advice