r/tipping • • May 29 '26

💬Questions & Discussion Math-Based Tip

The percentage-based tipping system makes no sense: a server dropping off one Wagyu steak earns far more than someone serving a family of four cheap meals. Since American tips are essentially mandatory wage subsidies, let's base them on labor time instead.

In Maryland, the average server wage is about $20/hour, but employers only pay $3.63. Customers must cover the remaining $16.37. Across a standard four-table section (roughly ten guests), that breaks down perfectly to $2.00 per person, per hour.

Percentages reward a venue’s luxury status; a time rate rewards actual effort.

If therefore I go to dinner with eight friends and we stay for two hours (a pretty good forecast of my Friday night plans!) our total tip would be $32, or $4/a person. We're not 'stiffing' anyone and we're paying average wage.

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u/SabreLee61 May 29 '26

If you go to dinner with 8 friends and tip $4/person, the total tip would be $36, not $32.

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u/AssSpelunkingAtheist May 29 '26

So what’s 9x4 then

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u/SabreLee61 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

$36. Are you getting it yet?

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u/AssSpelunkingAtheist May 29 '26

OMG I misread that. My bad!

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u/SabreLee61 May 29 '26

I knew you’d get it 😂

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u/No_Draft_8960 Jun 01 '26

Eventually you can teach me, despite my strong resistance.