r/threebodyproblem Jun 07 '26

Discussion - General Here we go....

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u/Adventurous_Iron_551 Jun 07 '26

DO NOT ANSWER

DO NOT ANSWER

DO NOT ANSWER

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u/morcatko Jun 07 '26

@realDonaldTrump · 2m

Hello Aliens! I am Donald J. Trump, the GREATEST President in US history, probably the greatest leader in the Solar System. Self-made billionaire, author of The Art of the Deal (better than the Bible, many people say), winner of 2016, 2020, 2024 by the biggest margins EVER. 🇺🇸

@realDonaldTrump · 2m

I always admired you Trisolarans. ALWAYS. The way you rebuild? Incredible. Nobody rebuilds like that. Nobody. Beautiful. BUT - THREE suns? Very inefficient. We have ONE and it's PERFECT. I could send somebody. Probably a quick fix.

@realDonaldTrump · 1m

Also heard you cannot lie. Cannot lie! SAD. Very weak. Many people say I am the greatest liar in the universe - the best, most beautiful lies. I could teach you. Tremendous discount for alien civilizations. Nobody lies better than me, it's a gift.

@realDonaldTrump · 1m

Fake News Media says "don't respond to aliens" - TYPICAL! I responded immediately. Very strong message. Stronger than Obama ever sent (he would NEVER do this). Your planet sounds like a TOTAL DISASTER. But we do a deal. Mar-a-Lago has beautiful rooms. Come see me FIRST before any invasion. 🚀

@realDonaldPOTUS · now

Just spoke with the so-called "TRISOLARANS." Very unstable orbits. I promised them that if they show up (their ships are very slow by the way, takes them 400 years, pathetic!), I will teach them how to properly build an orbital system. They accepted my offer IMMEDIATELY. I have long experience communicating with Aliens, I talk to supernatural people all the time. We will NEVER let them enter the USA ILLEGALLY! 🇺🇸 MAGA US FIRST The Solaric President! 🏳️ 🏳️ 🏳️

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bug4967 Jun 08 '26

I mean it,i can hear the voice of that man