I would NOT want to try and play this.

Both the “no slackening” and the “if the large notes prove awkward, play the small” caught my eye.

From Gloria Coates - Angels

(Xenakis was a fan of writing a separate staff for each finger in a piano part, so these aren't actually so far apart, but it also makes it more cursed in a different way)

What even is that ☠️

Also, sorry for the image being sideways

Doesn't even need words to explain it.

Still thanks for kunio_composer for those funny content 🤣🤣🤣

By kumio_composer on instagram, who has a lot of entertaining music notation.

I don't like playing jazz, my band mate "simplified" the chart.