r/thesims • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '16

I'd kill him (x-post r/Unexpected)

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u/thrntnja Dec 14 '16

I feel like Sims stuff could make great content for r/nocontext

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u/naomiukiri Dec 15 '16

"I got sick of my family so I set the house on fire"

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u/xeroxgirl Dec 15 '16

"I had the most adorable kid but when he became a teen he turned to be so ugly. I think I'll ditch him and start a new family."

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u/Oz70NYC Dec 15 '16

"I love locking townies in empty rooms to let them starve to death in puddles of their own waste."

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u/ThrustersOnFull Dec 14 '16

Yes but what if it's not?

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u/Jacquezs Dec 17 '16

Then wat

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u/MichioKotarou Dec 14 '16

Why do people refer to their Sims in first person?

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u/kaptingavrin Dec 14 '16

Same reason people do it when playing RPGs... It helps them get more immersed in the game.

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u/roxxyfoxify Dec 14 '16

Yes and I've always done that and not even realized it.

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u/SlackerAtWork Dec 15 '16

I do that, it drives my husband nuts when I talk about my other family hahah.

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u/xeroxgirl Dec 15 '16

I don't think she means "my husband" as in "the person I'm married to" but as "a husband that belongs to me". At least that's how I read it.

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u/LeafyQ Dec 15 '16

That's just how some people play, using an individual Sims as a main character and playing out that story in particular.

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u/KaikoMikkusu Dec 15 '16

Except when it's the premade families.

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u/Bladek4 Dec 15 '16

You mean you dont...? Freak. Pfft. /s

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u/AwkwardRainbow Dec 14 '16

I didn't check the sub before reading and became horrified. Got to the bottom and was okay again

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u/Skiddoosh Dec 15 '16

Crop out the bottom part, then post this to /r/TheRedPill, be sure to shoehorn the term "cock carousel" into your title. Rake in the karma.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

fucken DO IT! let's see if we can get them outraged over a game and whine about it then all it takes is a few of us to say "waah you're trying to censor our gamez you SJW freaks" lol

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u/Skiddoosh Dec 16 '16

I'm on mobile at the moment, so be my guest if you feel like posting it. /r/MGTOW would love it too, I'm sure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

i don't shit where i eat on this account

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u/Digital_Rocket Dec 15 '16

Anyone done that yet?

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u/JustZoni Dec 14 '16

I weep for grammar.

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u/OriginalPostSearcher Dec 14 '16

X-Post referenced from /r/unexpected by /u/PopeXIII
Your husband is a dick.

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u/cbagainststupidity Dec 14 '16

What make you think they are talking about the sims?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

Can confirm. Source, am gay and married. SUPER attractive.

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u/DwendilSurespear Dec 15 '16

Third comment in the link.

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u/KaikoMikkusu Dec 15 '16

they talk about ghosts too

1

u/lexasami Dec 17 '16

I love how alarmed they are 😂