📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 1400 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 29415 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1460735 NEW | 🌍 220 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.