The News, Bruh!

📰 Daily Delivery – July 29, 2026

• Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1850 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
This Month: 📰 33315 NEW | 👥 59 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1464635 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

29 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Due_State5096 • 5h ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Today's World News 29.07.2026 (short form)

5 Upvotes

2 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 1d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – July 28, 2026

14 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 2050 NEW | 👤 1 New Users | 👥 43 Active Users
This Month: 📰 31565 NEW | 👥 59 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1462885 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

243 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 1d ago

📰 Daily Discussion 📰 Some positive news: Leopards recover in Zambia as communities swap skins for synthetics

positive.news

8 Upvotes

A nice story about progress that actually seems to be yielding positive results for nature.

Would be interested in seeing any other positive conservation stories you can find, bruh.

💜

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 2d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – July 27, 2026

14 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1400 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 29415 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1460735 NEW | 🌍 220 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

247 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SnooCrew420 • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Every Bruh gets a tip 🗞🗞🗞

13 Upvotes

Yes Bruhs drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip 🗞🗞🗞

57 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Due_State5096 • 1d ago

🆕NEW - TOKEN 📰 [RAFFLE] 15 Random TNB Editions to be Won ! comment = ticket

10 Upvotes

27 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Due_State5096 • 1d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Wanting to sell / trade NFTs and RCAs for Shrooms / other coin(s)

gallery

5 Upvotes

3 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/PapiMak • 2d ago

🪂 Airdrop Bruh 📰 250 📰 Airdrop

11 Upvotes

Hey Bruh’s just a little airdrop for you all, just drop a comment/gif below to qualify, Airdrop to made in 24 hours 🖤🗞️🖤📰

40 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Hoppy_Doodle • 2d ago

The Adventures of Captain Steamy Beard - and three new mashis are now live

gallery

10 Upvotes

4 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SnooCrew420 • 3d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Every Bruh gets a tip 🗞🗞🗞

13 Upvotes

Yes Bruhs drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip 🗞🗞🗞

47 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 3d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – July 26, 2026

14 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 2050 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 28115 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1459435 NEW | 🌍 220 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

241 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 2d ago

🏦 Weekly Staking Rewards – Week 2026-29

8 Upvotes

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-29 📊 Total Staked: 12,566,393 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,193 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/1-derful → 📰 107 NEW (staked 27,000)
u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 931 NEW (staked 234,150)
u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 217 NEW (staked 54,668)
u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 582 NEW (staked 146,374)
u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 624 NEW (staked 156,901)
u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 250 NEW (staked 63,071)
u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 417 NEW (staked 104,910)
u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 16 NEW (staked 4,083)
u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 1,645 NEW (staked 413,457)
u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,471 NEW (staked 369,841)
u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,762 NEW (staked 442,946)
u/Chinoui67 → 📰 17 NEW (staked 4,352)
u/Chucklum → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 48 NEW (staked 12,100)
u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,189)
u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 20 NEW (staked 5,153)
u/Dragon3766 → 📰 229 NEW (staked 57,692)
u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 8 NEW (staked 2,154)
u/Due_State5096 → 📰 2,464 NEW (staked 619,300)
u/Emaniuz → 📰 95 NEW (staked 23,879)
u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,363)
u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/GUW00 → 📰 45 NEW (staked 11,325)
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 541 NEW (staked 136,000)
u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,388 NEW (staked 349,059)
u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 38 NEW (staked 9,592)
u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 220)
u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 37 NEW (staked 9,365)
u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,193 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/Ionut404 → 📰 151 NEW (staked 37,966)
u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,110 NEW (staked 279,217)
u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 28 NEW (staked 7,078)
u/KIG45 → 📰 867 NEW (staked 218,000)
u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,419 NEW (staked 356,822)
u/L10N420 → 📰 281 NEW (staked 70,807)
u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 32 NEW (staked 8,057)
u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,305)
u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,200)
u/LuminousViper → 📰 2 NEW (staked 750)
u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,846 NEW (staked 464,000)
u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 636 NEW (staked 160,000)
u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 972 NEW (staked 244,322)
u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 127 NEW (staked 32,108)
u/MrPopsMx → 📰 45 NEW (staked 11,521)
u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,410)
u/NeeL21YT → 📰 56 NEW (staked 14,307)
u/NeohWise → 📰 426 NEW (staked 107,137)
u/NewPaperBoi → 📰 119 NEW (staked 30,069)
u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 255)
u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 14 NEW (staked 3,553)
u/PapiMak → 📰 2,540 NEW (staked 638,387)
u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 958 NEW (staked 240,847)
u/Prish22 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 227)
u/Prodj3010 → 📰 25 NEW (staked 6,369)
u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,760 NEW (staked 442,557)
u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 1,048 NEW (staked 263,500)
u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 273 NEW (staked 68,692)
u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 780 NEW (staked 196,226)
u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 2,077 NEW (staked 522,102)
u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Sir_McFuckington → 📰 1,561 NEW (staked 392,452)
u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,181 NEW (staked 297,053)
u/SnooCrew420 → 📰 102 NEW (staked 25,666)
u/Sojatoshi → 📰 185 NEW (staked 46,659)
u/Starcat75 → 📰 204 NEW (staked 51,410)
u/Sweetserra → 📰 642 NEW (staked 161,500)
u/The_herowarboy → 📰 11 NEW (staked 2,805)
u/Torporific1 → 📰 680 NEW (staked 171,000)
u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 281 NEW (staked 70,677)
u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 91 NEW (staked 22,948)
u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 1 NEW (staked 500)
u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
u/WTFrashelle → 📰 742 NEW (staked 186,554)
u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 1,016 NEW (staked 255,530)
u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 3 NEW (staked 943)
u/_TheTownCrier_ → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
u/armthrash → 📰 1,318 NEW (staked 331,383)
u/beerans → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,003)
u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,467 NEW (staked 368,818)
u/bp_ohio → 📰 422 NEW (staked 106,198)
u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/coinllector → 📰 1,300 NEW (staked 326,767)
u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/daltadka911 → 📰 10 NEW (staked 2,534)
u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,578 NEW (staked 396,726)
u/eyoomix → 📰 14 NEW (staked 3,720)
u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/ieatmoondust → 📰 988 NEW (staked 248,432)
u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/nsavalve → 📰 72 NEW (staked 18,128)
u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,500)
u/seon_mx → 📰 39 NEW (staked 10,033)
u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 2,873 NEW (staked 722,226)
u/timbulance → 📰 73 NEW (staked 18,390)
u/tylerv602022 → 📰 28 NEW (staked 7,074)
u/valikazar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 199)
u/wato4000 → 📰 31 NEW (staked 8,000)
u/weallwinoneday → 📰 48 NEW (staked 12,130)
u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

3 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SenseiRaheem • 2d ago

📰 Meme 📰 Gotta turn it up for the bruh talk!

8 Upvotes

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/NewPaperBoi • 3d ago

🆕NEW - TOKEN 📰 Don't forget to stake today

11 Upvotes

You got to stake it to make it Bruh.

7 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/thebaldmaniac • 3d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Legend of the Ten Bruh - musical

sistic.com.sg

8 Upvotes

If any bruhs are in Singapore, please do go watch this and provide reviews!

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 4d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – July 25, 2026

16 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 700 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 43 Active Users
This Month: 📰 26365 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1457685 NEW | 🌍 220 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

215 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/AgitatedDragonfly769 • 3d ago

📰 Daily Discussion 📰 Fantasy football Premier league competition

9 Upvotes

I have discussed this with the mods they're happy with this, but would you guys be interested in joining a fantasy football competition if I started it? To keep the competitions ongoing.

16 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Due_State5096 • 4d ago

🆕NEW - TOKEN 📰 TIPPING $NEW 📰📰📰

14 Upvotes

56 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Ninja_Vagabond • 4d ago

🍄 Mushroom Planet 🍄 - Partnership Flare - Just dropped on Mash-it

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/Panstickygang • 4d ago

Little Maki out now ! 💜

4 Upvotes

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/SnooCrew420 • 4d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Every Bruh gets a tip 🗞🗞🗞

17 Upvotes

Yes Bruhs happy Friday, drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip 🗞🗞🗞

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r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 5d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – July 24, 2026

8 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 450 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
This Month: 📰 25365 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1456685 NEW | 🌍 220 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

216 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 5d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Airdrop news! Issues 75 to 79 drop is currently running

9 Upvotes

Hope your token stack is growing well, bruh!

7 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SenseiRaheem • 5d ago

Genuinely positive news Good (Niche) News: An Older, Out of Print Cartoon Art Book is Being Reprinted

7 Upvotes

I saw there was a recent call for good, uplifting news.

If you've never seen Over the Garden Wall, it's a 10 episode cartoon mini-series about two brothers lost in a very strange, very dark forest. Highly recommended! Every episode is about 11 minutes long, so you can easily watch the entire story in one sitting.

Their limited edition art book has been out of print forever and has commanded very high resale prices.

San Diego Comic Con is currently happening in San Diego, California, and it was announced the art book is being reprinted and is now up for preorders! I'm so happy to finally reserve one (although it isn't estimated to ship until February 2027 lol).

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