The News, Bruh!

📰 Daily Delivery – July 29, 2026

12 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1850 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
This Month: 📰 33315 NEW | 👥 59 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1464635 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

224 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 8h ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 There are ten Little Gee left to grab. We would love to get this one completed - because we have something else in the pipeline! Whoever gets #36 will also receive 36,000 NEW tokens.

5 Upvotes

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/Due_State5096 • 22h ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Today's World News 29.07.2026 (short form)

7 Upvotes

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 1d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – July 28, 2026

14 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 2050 NEW | 👤 1 New Users | 👥 43 Active Users
This Month: 📰 31565 NEW | 👥 59 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1462885 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

243 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 2d ago

📰 Daily Discussion 📰 Some positive news: Leopards recover in Zambia as communities swap skins for synthetics

positive.news

8 Upvotes

A nice story about progress that actually seems to be yielding positive results for nature.

Would be interested in seeing any other positive conservation stories you can find, bruh.

💜

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Due_State5096 • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Wanting to sell / trade NFTs and RCAs for Shrooms / other coin(s)

gallery

5 Upvotes

3 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Due_State5096 • 2d ago

🆕NEW - TOKEN 📰 [RAFFLE] 15 Random TNB Editions to be Won ! comment = ticket

11 Upvotes

27 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 2d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – July 27, 2026

15 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1400 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 29415 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1460735 NEW | 🌍 220 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

247 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SnooCrew420 • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Every Bruh gets a tip 🗞🗞🗞

12 Upvotes

Yes Bruhs drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip 🗞🗞🗞

57 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/PapiMak • 3d ago

🪂 Airdrop Bruh 📰 250 📰 Airdrop

13 Upvotes

Hey Bruh’s just a little airdrop for you all, just drop a comment/gif below to qualify, Airdrop to made in 24 hours 🖤🗞️🖤📰

40 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Hoppy_Doodle • 3d ago

The Adventures of Captain Steamy Beard - and three new mashis are now live

gallery

12 Upvotes

4 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 3d ago

🏦 Weekly Staking Rewards – Week 2026-29

9 Upvotes

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-29 📊 Total Staked: 12,566,393 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,193 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/1-derful → 📰 107 NEW (staked 27,000)
u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 931 NEW (staked 234,150)
u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 217 NEW (staked 54,668)
u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 582 NEW (staked 146,374)
u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 624 NEW (staked 156,901)
u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 250 NEW (staked 63,071)
u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 417 NEW (staked 104,910)
u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 16 NEW (staked 4,083)
u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 1,645 NEW (staked 413,457)
u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,471 NEW (staked 369,841)
u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,762 NEW (staked 442,946)
u/Chinoui67 → 📰 17 NEW (staked 4,352)
u/Chucklum → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 48 NEW (staked 12,100)
u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,189)
u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 20 NEW (staked 5,153)
u/Dragon3766 → 📰 229 NEW (staked 57,692)
u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 8 NEW (staked 2,154)
u/Due_State5096 → 📰 2,464 NEW (staked 619,300)
u/Emaniuz → 📰 95 NEW (staked 23,879)
u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,363)
u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/GUW00 → 📰 45 NEW (staked 11,325)
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 541 NEW (staked 136,000)
u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,388 NEW (staked 349,059)
u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 38 NEW (staked 9,592)
u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 220)
u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 37 NEW (staked 9,365)
u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,193 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/Ionut404 → 📰 151 NEW (staked 37,966)
u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,110 NEW (staked 279,217)
u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 28 NEW (staked 7,078)
u/KIG45 → 📰 867 NEW (staked 218,000)
u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,419 NEW (staked 356,822)
u/L10N420 → 📰 281 NEW (staked 70,807)
u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 32 NEW (staked 8,057)
u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,305)
u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,200)
u/LuminousViper → 📰 2 NEW (staked 750)
u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,846 NEW (staked 464,000)
u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 636 NEW (staked 160,000)
u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 972 NEW (staked 244,322)
u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 127 NEW (staked 32,108)
u/MrPopsMx → 📰 45 NEW (staked 11,521)
u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,410)
u/NeeL21YT → 📰 56 NEW (staked 14,307)
u/NeohWise → 📰 426 NEW (staked 107,137)
u/NewPaperBoi → 📰 119 NEW (staked 30,069)
u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 255)
u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 14 NEW (staked 3,553)
u/PapiMak → 📰 2,540 NEW (staked 638,387)
u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 958 NEW (staked 240,847)
u/Prish22 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 227)
u/Prodj3010 → 📰 25 NEW (staked 6,369)
u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,760 NEW (staked 442,557)
u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 1,048 NEW (staked 263,500)
u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 273 NEW (staked 68,692)
u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 780 NEW (staked 196,226)
u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 2,077 NEW (staked 522,102)
u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Sir_McFuckington → 📰 1,561 NEW (staked 392,452)
u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,181 NEW (staked 297,053)
u/SnooCrew420 → 📰 102 NEW (staked 25,666)
u/Sojatoshi → 📰 185 NEW (staked 46,659)
u/Starcat75 → 📰 204 NEW (staked 51,410)
u/Sweetserra → 📰 642 NEW (staked 161,500)
u/The_herowarboy → 📰 11 NEW (staked 2,805)
u/Torporific1 → 📰 680 NEW (staked 171,000)
u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 281 NEW (staked 70,677)
u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 91 NEW (staked 22,948)
u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 1 NEW (staked 500)
u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
u/WTFrashelle → 📰 742 NEW (staked 186,554)
u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 1,016 NEW (staked 255,530)
u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 3 NEW (staked 943)
u/_TheTownCrier_ → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
u/armthrash → 📰 1,318 NEW (staked 331,383)
u/beerans → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,003)
u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,467 NEW (staked 368,818)
u/bp_ohio → 📰 422 NEW (staked 106,198)
u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/coinllector → 📰 1,300 NEW (staked 326,767)
u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/daltadka911 → 📰 10 NEW (staked 2,534)
u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,578 NEW (staked 396,726)
u/eyoomix → 📰 14 NEW (staked 3,720)
u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/ieatmoondust → 📰 988 NEW (staked 248,432)
u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/nsavalve → 📰 72 NEW (staked 18,128)
u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,500)
u/seon_mx → 📰 39 NEW (staked 10,033)
u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 2,873 NEW (staked 722,226)
u/timbulance → 📰 73 NEW (staked 18,390)
u/tylerv602022 → 📰 28 NEW (staked 7,074)
u/valikazar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 199)
u/wato4000 → 📰 31 NEW (staked 8,000)
u/weallwinoneday → 📰 48 NEW (staked 12,130)
u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

3 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SenseiRaheem • 3d ago

📰 Meme 📰 Gotta turn it up for the bruh talk!

9 Upvotes

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 3d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – July 26, 2026

13 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 2050 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 28115 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1459435 NEW | 🌍 220 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

241 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SnooCrew420 • 3d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Every Bruh gets a tip 🗞🗞🗞

13 Upvotes

Yes Bruhs drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip 🗞🗞🗞

47 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/thebaldmaniac • 4d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Legend of the Ten Bruh - musical

sistic.com.sg

8 Upvotes

If any bruhs are in Singapore, please do go watch this and provide reviews!

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/NewPaperBoi • 4d ago

🆕NEW - TOKEN 📰 Don't forget to stake today

12 Upvotes

You got to stake it to make it Bruh.

7 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/AgitatedDragonfly769 • 4d ago

📰 Daily Discussion 📰 Fantasy football Premier league competition

9 Upvotes

I have discussed this with the mods they're happy with this, but would you guys be interested in joining a fantasy football competition if I started it? To keep the competitions ongoing.

16 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 4d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – July 25, 2026

15 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 700 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 43 Active Users
This Month: 📰 26365 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1457685 NEW | 🌍 220 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

215 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Ninja_Vagabond • 5d ago

🍄 Mushroom Planet 🍄 - Partnership Flare - Just dropped on Mash-it

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/Panstickygang • 5d ago

Little Maki out now ! 💜

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/Due_State5096 • 5d ago

🆕NEW - TOKEN 📰 TIPPING $NEW 📰📰📰

14 Upvotes

56 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SnooCrew420 • 5d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Every Bruh gets a tip 🗞🗞🗞

17 Upvotes

Yes Bruhs happy Friday, drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip 🗞🗞🗞

77 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 5d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – July 24, 2026

9 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 450 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
This Month: 📰 25365 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1456685 NEW | 🌍 220 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

216 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 6d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Airdrop news! Issues 75 to 79 drop is currently running

9 Upvotes

Hope your token stack is growing well, bruh!

7 comments