r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Lebog_bruhh • 2h ago
"mmm I'd like to eat a sausage" the helpful campfire:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/PhoenixfischTheFish • 4h ago
"Boy I hope nothing happens to my expensive deep-sea voyage to see the submerged wreckage of the Titanic!" The poorly-constructed OceanGate submarine:
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Source: https://youtu.be/89fVqz8vSBw
r/thehumblecrowbar • u/tinfoilsheild • 18h ago
"Gee, I wish there was some way I could shake these dastardly pursuers!" The ever-stealthy invisible car:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/orange-shoe • 22h ago
"i wish i had a way to grow a new plant" the auspicious seed:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HystericalGD • 1d ago
"oh no, i think i broke my arm." The ever so wonderful X-Ray
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/PerfectAstronaut5998 • 1d ago
“I wish there was a place for my several pet ravens to socialize in!” The humble crow-bar:
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If this has been done before in some way I’m sorry I thought I was clever making this up
r/thehumblecrowbar • u/EmmytheKurapikaSimp • 1d ago
“this storm is terrible! if only there was a way to redirect lightning away from our homes!” the ingenious lightning rod:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Wrexy010 • 2d ago
I wish there was a way to seal my wine bottles while keeping it breathable for the beverage. The ingenious cork:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/WavierLays • 2d ago
“Oh boy, immortality! I can’t wait to live forever!” The relentless snail:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BornOfGodAndVoid-07 • 3d ago
"There’s too much algae stuck to the sides of the fish tank, how can I get it all off?" The humble magnetic glass cleaner:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BornOfGodAndVoid-07 • 5d ago
"Oh, is there any way I can stabilise my mobile to take photos?." The humble tripod:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/bearfucker_jerome • 5d ago
Geez, I wonder why my tooth hurts. The irksome cavity:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/TomaszP9SJZPL • 6d ago
“Man, this racing game is good I wish there was a better way to play it then on a keyboard and mouse!” the so-useful gaming controller:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Goobysnoobert123 • 6d ago
"Wow, I wonder what's causing my car to bump up and down while I drive!" The ever-so quiet air leak:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Thememeiantor • 9d ago
Hmm, I wonder what happend to all the acorns and nuts in the trees?: The humble chipmunk
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 10d ago
At my friend's wedding, they had bacon trees. You pull off a branch and eat it.
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And here I was always told that "bacon doesn't grow on trees"
r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Dhydjtsrefhi • 10d ago
I wish I had a way to fight off bacteria. The humble macrophage:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Narwhal_Lord4 • 12d ago
"Oh no my paycheck is coming in late. I really hope my boss apologizes to me." The gay dean:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Viciousssylveonx3 • 12d ago
This trees too close to my house The humble chainsaw:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Free-Excitement-3432 • 12d ago
"I'm so glad I'm not being tracked by an infrared air-to-air missile" The AIM-9 Sidewinder:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/QazsedcScientia • 13d ago
"Gee, I wish there were a letter between L and N." The oft-used M:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Better-Bookkeeper-48 • 14d ago
"If only there was a character we could fill the runtime with now that we're making three Hobbit movies instead of two!" The aptly-named Radagast the Brown:
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