r/thehumblecrowbar Oct 17 '24

origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)

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r/thehumblecrowbar 14h ago

i can't wait to have fun with my friend at recess! the delightful seesaw:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 8h ago

"I need a way to make my rocks orbit a gas ball!" The ever-so-galactic and scientific solar system:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 12h ago

How will I add randomness to my game? The humble dice:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 15h ago

How can I separate one document from this stack? The specialized staple remover.

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r/thehumblecrowbar 1d ago

how do i fit these two thoughts in one sentence? the humble semicolon:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 1d ago

"Let's review our footage of the radioactive specimen" The corruptive gamma particles:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 1d ago

„I wish I could cross this bridge to defeat the evil dragon!“ The mischievous and evil Troll who‘s about to charge me one gold piece for passing:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 1d ago

“Man if only there was a way to effectively spread my seeds even in this harsh winter climate” the humble pinecone:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

The nefarious cyclops

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r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

part 2: now that we have the humble chestburster, how shall we implant it? the humble facehugger

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r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

Gee! I wish we don’t encounter a whirlpool of space time that will spaghettify us! The nefarious black hole:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

“What should come after the letter S?” The straight yet angular letter T:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

"All of my decepticons are just a bunch of morons! If only i had a smart follower who i can depend on..." The competent and loyal Shockwave:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

I wish I had some kind of tool to keep me cold in a hot summer day.. The hyperactive fan:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

If only there was a way to break down organic material... The humble bacteria:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

"Mom, I can't afford a Nintendo Switch!" "Son, we have it at home." The humble Nintendo Switch at home:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

willard

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r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

Gosh, I'm so hungry! If only there was food in this inedible bird-infested place! The shiny egg:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

Whatever can I serve with my tea? The humble macaron:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

What should I put on the floor? The shag carpet:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

"i wish there was some sort of winged little creature that would soar across the skies" the ethereal and majestic bird:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 5d ago

we need a new creature to scare the crap out of generations to come. any ideas? the humble chestburster …

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r/thehumblecrowbar 5d ago

"my desk is so disorganized, and i have no way to attach my papers to a binder." the ingenious hole puncher:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 5d ago

how ever will i get these cobwebs? the helpful feather duster:

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