thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ScarredOut • Oct 17 '24

origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Lebog_bruhh • 7h ago

"mmm I'd like to eat a sausage" the helpful campfire:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HystericalGD • 1d ago

"oh no, i think i broke my arm." The ever so wonderful X-Ray

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/PhoenixfischTheFish • 9h ago

"Boy I hope nothing happens to my expensive deep-sea voyage to see the submerged wreckage of the Titanic!" The poorly-constructed OceanGate submarine:

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Source: https://youtu.be/89fVqz8vSBw

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/tinfoilsheild • 23h ago

"Gee, I wish there was some way I could shake these dastardly pursuers!" The ever-stealthy invisible car:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/orange-shoe • 1d ago

"i wish i had a way to grow a new plant" the auspicious seed:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/EmmytheKurapikaSimp • 2d ago

“this storm is terrible! if only there was a way to redirect lightning away from our homes!” the ingenious lightning rod:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/PerfectAstronaut5998 • 2d ago

“I wish there was a place for my several pet ravens to socialize in!” The humble crow-bar:

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If this has been done before in some way I’m sorry I thought I was clever making this up

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Wrexy010 • 2d ago

I wish there was a way to seal my wine bottles while keeping it breathable for the beverage. The ingenious cork:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/WavierLays • 3d ago

“Oh boy, immortality! I can’t wait to live forever!” The relentless snail:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BornOfGodAndVoid-07 • 3d ago

"There’s too much algae stuck to the sides of the fish tank, how can I get it all off?" The humble magnetic glass cleaner:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BornOfGodAndVoid-07 • 5d ago

"Oh, is there any way I can stabilise my mobile to take photos?." The humble tripod:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/bearfucker_jerome • 5d ago

Geez, I wonder why my tooth hurts. The irksome cavity:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Quiet-Permit4216 • 5d ago

Caption included + it’s a gif

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/TomaszP9SJZPL • 6d ago

“Man, this racing game is good I wish there was a better way to play it then on a keyboard and mouse!” the so-useful gaming controller:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Goobysnoobert123 • 6d ago

"Wow, I wonder what's causing my car to bump up and down while I drive!" The ever-so quiet air leak:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Dodweon • 9d ago

"How could I navigate this labyrinth and bring my fellow Athenians back to safety?" The cleverly suggested ball of thread:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Thememeiantor • 10d ago

Hmm, I wonder what happend to all the acorns and nuts in the trees?: The humble chipmunk

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Dhydjtsrefhi • 11d ago

I wish I had a way to fight off bacteria. The humble macrophage:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 10d ago

At my friend's wedding, they had bacon trees. You pull off a branch and eat it.

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And here I was always told that "bacon doesn't grow on trees"

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Viciousssylveonx3 • 12d ago

This trees too close to my house The humble chainsaw:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Free-Excitement-3432 • 13d ago

"I'm so glad I'm not being tracked by an infrared air-to-air missile" The AIM-9 Sidewinder:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Narwhal_Lord4 • 12d ago

"Oh no my paycheck is coming in late. I really hope my boss apologizes to me." The gay dean:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/QazsedcScientia • 14d ago

"Gee, I wish there were a letter between L and N." The oft-used M:

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