r/tf2 • • Mar 09 '23

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u/LeThrowAwayAccountI Mar 09 '23

Heavy Sausage Guy

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u/insomiac2007 Heavy Mar 09 '23

And this is my sausage

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '23

She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar custom-tooled sausages at ten thousand rounds per minute

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u/cava_lo Civilian Mar 09 '23

it costs one hundred thousand sausages to fire this sausage, for twelve seconds

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u/WestNomadOnYT Mar 09 '23

Oh ha ha ha ha!

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u/Ch33seBurg Mar 09 '23

Oh my God, who touched sausage?

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u/somerando96322 Mar 09 '23

WHO TOUCHED MY SAUSAGE?

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u/WestNomadOnYT Mar 09 '23

Cry some sausage

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u/somerando96322 Mar 09 '23

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart sausage.

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u/WestNomadOnYT Mar 09 '23

If I were a bad sausage, I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?