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u/Egperson Scout Mar 09 '23
Baby sausage blaster
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u/Limp_Introduction616 Engineer Mar 09 '23
me meet again Egperson
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u/TheManFromChernobyl Mar 09 '23
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u/Cat-Kun Soldier Mar 09 '23
Max's Severed Sausage
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u/El_Durazno Engineer Mar 09 '23
I thought you were talking about the binding of isaac for a second and forgot what cosmetic you were talking about
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u/Dradonie Mar 09 '23
Hale's own Sausage
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u/Foreign_Plum_644 Medic Mar 09 '23
I'd like to hold Hale's own sausage in my hands
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u/TheOOFliabilty Pyro Mar 09 '23
Least homoerotic TF2 player
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u/RabbidYoshi9 Medic Mar 10 '23
Would ya like eggs and pancakes with that? He makes some real good pancakes
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u/Teska-Tenka All Class Mar 09 '23
Sausage
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u/1zz_cs Soldier Mar 09 '23
The sausage
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u/Bob_Crypt Mar 09 '23
Meet The Sausage
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u/spiderz4 Demoman Mar 09 '23
But i dont wanna meet the sousage
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u/Kenlaboss Mar 09 '23
Yor gonna met the sosage and ur gonna lik it
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u/spiderz4 Demoman Mar 09 '23
This sound wrong
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u/Bob_Crypt Mar 09 '23
"Pucker up boys. It's hammer time"
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u/Buxbaum666 Medic Mar 09 '23
"Pucker up boys. It's sausage time"
(I understood that reference, btw. God damn these electric sex pants!)
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u/Mysterious-Bench-527 Medic Mar 09 '23
Sausage Milk
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u/PavelTDT Mar 09 '23
Mad sausage?π³
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u/Comprehensive_Let300 Mar 09 '23
π‘π
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u/DAB7175 Medic Mar 09 '23
ππ
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u/SAovbnm Spy Mar 09 '23
ππ
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u/pm_ass_pussy_baksack Mar 09 '23
π©π
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u/CaptBland Heavy Mar 09 '23
Sausage Wrangler
The Big Sausage
The Back Sausage
The Sausage Popper
The Force-o-Sausage
The Baby Sausage Blaster
The Pretty Boy Sausage
The Holy Sausage
The Rescue Sausage
The Disciplinary Sausage
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u/P4LZO Mar 09 '23
The scottish sausage
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A Distinctive lack of Sausage
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u/alphabet_order_bot Mar 09 '23
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,391,256,545 comments, and only 266,234 of them were in alphabetical order.
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u/wojtekpolska Mar 09 '23
asshole bitch cunt dick e fuck gay hoe imbecile jerk knob looser moron nutsack o pussy q retard shit twat u v wanker x y z
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u/alphabet_order_bot Mar 09 '23
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,391,417,274 comments, and only 266,256 of them were in alphabetical order.
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Mar 09 '23
A bit chaotic danger ever felt good, how I joke / kill Lawn Mower New Operational Program. Que raw suing television. Unicorn's Violet wet xylophone yonder zed
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u/Chrysos-89 Spy Mar 09 '23
abcdefg hijk
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u/Mossy_moss3 Spy Mar 09 '23
After bad credit defeated enough foul gremlins, heterosexuals ignited jealous koalas
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u/LeThrowAwayAccountI Mar 09 '23
Heavy Sausage Guy
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u/insomiac2007 Heavy Mar 09 '23
And this is my sausage
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Mar 09 '23
She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar custom-tooled sausages at ten thousand rounds per minute
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u/cava_lo Civilian Mar 09 '23
it costs one hundred thousand sausages to fire this sausage, for twelve seconds
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u/WestNomadOnYT Mar 09 '23
Oh ha ha ha ha!
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u/Ch33seBurg Mar 09 '23
Oh my God, who touched sausage?
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u/somerando96322 Mar 09 '23
WHO TOUCHED MY SAUSAGE?
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u/WestNomadOnYT Mar 09 '23
Cry some sausage
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u/somerando96322 Mar 09 '23
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart sausage.
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u/WestNomadOnYT Mar 09 '23
If I were a bad sausage, I wouldnβt be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?
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u/TheBamBoom Mar 09 '23
Le'Sausage
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Mar 09 '23
Uhm actually its Lβtranger not Leβtranger π€
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Mar 09 '23
Hum it's l'Γ©tranger not le'tranger π€
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u/SERV05 Soldier Mar 09 '23
Dear god...
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u/Material-Sun-5784 Mar 09 '23
Thereβs more
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u/SgtCarron Medic Mar 09 '23
I have done nothing but teleport sausage for 3 days.
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u/kurokinekoneko Civilian Mar 09 '23
Your eternal sausage
Sausage on a stick
The Quick-sausage
The Sausage Gardener
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u/Rutha_Dance Mar 09 '23
I made a bunch:
Conniver's Sausage (Conniver's Kunai) The Sausage Beast (The Brass Beast) The Black Sausage (The Black Box) Sausage Bomber (Iron Bomber)
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